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ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:38 AM
i need to get my own fucking apartment BAD.

basically my dad was giving me some shit, and punched me

yeah i don't fucking take that from anybody so i double legged him, and i beat his face to a bloody pulp.... he didn't seem to want me to live there after that.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:40 AM
i also told his new wife to shut the fuck up. i'm a corrupt youth.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:40 AM
that's actually why he punched me.

Jack Mehoff
07-22-2008, 04:40 AM
thats classy

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:41 AM
well she's a huge bitch.

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 04:41 AM
there has to be more to the story than that, damn..

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 04:42 AM
;1039920']i also told his new wife to shut the fuck up. i'm a corrupt youth.

I see. You were in his house dude, you were outta line.

punch grandma!!!!

Jack Mehoff
07-22-2008, 04:43 AM
did you steal anymore checks from him?

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:43 AM
I see. You were in his house dude, you were outta line.

well tbh, she was out of line. and he's hit me before for absolutely nothing because he likes the alcomohol so i wasn't going to sit there and take that shit any more. i've been planning to get out anyway. i'm saving up for a place.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:44 AM
did you steal anymore checks from him?

no. he stole my subwoofers out of my car before i stole those checks. just for the record.

ninjashoes
07-22-2008, 04:45 AM
good job never back down

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 04:45 AM
;1039931']well tbh, she was out of line. and he's hit me before for absolutely nothing because he likes the alcomohol so i wasn't going to sit there and take that shit any more. i've been planning to get out anyway. i'm saving up for a place.

she's his wife, man. She has just as much right as he does. Regardless if they were in the right or wrong.

I might have done the same thing, just saying man if you're shocked your dad kicked you out, you shouldn't be.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:46 AM
punch grandma!!!!

i'm very cool with grandma and grandpa. i used to live here until i was like 17.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:47 AM
she's his wife, man. She has just as much right as he does. Regardless if they were in the right or wrong.

I might have done the same thing, just saying man.

probably.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:48 AM
as far as i'm concerned, he can get drunk and punch his cock.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:48 AM
i may be as asshole but i was partially pushed to it. anyway, i'm chillin' here for a bit then i'mma buy an apartment in the area.

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 04:48 AM
;1039943']as far as i'm concerned, he can get drunk and punch his cock.

what?

isn't that what a wife's for?

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:49 AM
my dad's a big mofo, i'm very surprised that:

a) he didn't knock me out
b) i actually kicked his ass

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:50 AM
what?

isn't that what a wife's for?

lol oh yeah

wifes are for punchin'

no doubt

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 04:50 AM
was he wasted?

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:50 AM
at least he's been letting me get back in to take all my shit

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:51 AM
was he wasted?

not wasted but tipsy

they had just got back from a bar

Jack Mehoff
07-22-2008, 04:52 AM
;1039950']my dad's a big mofo, i'm very surprised that:

a) he didn't knock me out
b) i actually kicked his ass

he probably has no clue what hes doing on the ground

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 04:54 AM
My dad is a beast, I'm a big guy and he makes me look tiny. He's a fat sob, too but that's not all his bulk. Glad I like his new wife..

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:54 AM
he probably has no clue what hes doing on the ground

that's exactly what the deal is yeah. he's wanted to wrestle me in the past just fucking around, we started clinched then i remembered my old judo training, single leg tripped him took the back and had him tapping in about 10 seconds lol. simple RNC.

he has no idea what he's doing on the ground.

ninjashoes
07-22-2008, 04:55 AM
fuck him, he has nothing to do with me or this forum I say you whoop his ass

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:55 AM
plus i'm a big guy myself. i'm 6'2 and 240.. mostly not fat.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:56 AM
anymore... i have lost a lot of fat. lol.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:56 AM
fuck him, he has nothing to do with me or this forum I say you whoop his ass

FUCKIN A! repped. yeah forum members > all.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:58 AM
i actually have moderate ground skills. even if jason started outstriking me, i would take him down no problem.

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 04:59 AM
^

glad to see your cockiness is where your mouth is :P

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:59 AM
ninja you should make the next e-badass poll me and jason.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:59 AM
^

glad to see your cockiness is where your mouth is :P

you calling me a cock sucker?

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 04:59 AM
nah i said moderate ground skills. fire would tap me in no time. i might take xhale tho.

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 05:01 AM
;1039972']you calling me a cock sucker?

no, just sarcastic innuendo, just calling you cocky. You put that cock there with your imagination. :P

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 05:02 AM
i know i'm just being an assface.

1 2 FITE B TCHC?

ninjashoes
07-22-2008, 05:02 AM
;1039971']ninja you should make the next e-badass poll me and jason.

yeah true you havent fought yet

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 05:03 AM
actually dont make it with jason. everybody thinks he'd take me because of his ali-like hands.

ninjashoes
07-22-2008, 05:08 AM
;1039981']actually dont make it with jason. everybody thinks he'd take me because of his ali-like hands.

Jason has already fought you can fight Odd

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 05:08 AM
thats a bad match up for me but i will train my ass off

Jack Mehoff
07-22-2008, 05:11 AM
ferguson vs odin might be a good match up

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 05:11 AM
lol, I thought this fighting thing was a joke. show me some links!!!!

mullard
07-22-2008, 05:12 AM
Do you not have a job bro?

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 05:15 AM
Do you not have a job bro?

:owned:

I'll let the 2000+ posts speak for themself.

ferg[adr]
07-22-2008, 05:34 AM
Do you not have a job bro?

yep.i am working at computer nerdz. again.

mullard
07-22-2008, 05:39 AM
;1040023']yep.i am working at computer nerdz. again.

Thats good

I just moved out of my parents house (now living in a party house near my college)

Now I gotta go job hunting again... I think I am gonna try Schnucks though

TomStall
07-22-2008, 05:40 AM
i dunno ferg that well but i am sure hes a few more basements away from kidnapping girls off the street in a mini van....

danxgerous
07-22-2008, 08:23 AM
so here's what you do:

do you have a gas stove? if you do, then you just leave the gas running. if not, find the gas main that goes into your water boiler. get a little knife and slash it but make it look like it was chewed by some animals or something. wait for a day that his bitch wife cooks and when they both have gone to bed, let the gas leak. all you need is a simple fuse and then BOOM!

collect insurance money. kate did it on Lost, it worked for her. (more or less.)

Beets
07-22-2008, 09:51 AM
i think he should get high and kill his grandparents.

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 09:54 AM
^ I agree with half of this statement.

Resin
07-22-2008, 10:09 AM
:emo:

Bloodshot {ADR}
07-22-2008, 10:11 AM
:stfu: and kill your grandparents.

Jack Mehoff
07-22-2008, 10:18 AM
i think bloodshot has gotten the most trophys ever in a 2 months period.

kronker
07-22-2008, 11:41 AM
;1039933']no. he stole my subwoofers out of my car before i stole those checks. just for the record.

By house you mean Trailer right?

kronker
07-22-2008, 11:42 AM
she's his wife, man. She has just as much right as he does. Regardless if they were in the right or wrong.

I might have done the same thing, just saying man if you're shocked your dad kicked you out, you shouldn't be.

Good job supporting alcoholic, child beating fathers.

kronker
07-22-2008, 11:44 AM
;1039950']my dad's a big mofo, i'm very surprised that:

a) he didn't knock me out
b) i actually kicked his ass

He probably didn't hit you with everything he had since you're his son.

Next time he will though since you made him pay for it.

kronker
07-22-2008, 11:45 AM
;1039963']plus i'm a big guy myself. i'm 6'2 and 240.. mostly not fat.

Yes that is a nice size

*Kronkers starts salivating in a sexual manner*


If you ever need a place to stay, Canada is beautiful.

Resin
07-22-2008, 11:45 AM
kill yer parents!




burn their bodies!

kronker
07-22-2008, 11:48 AM
i think bloodshot has gotten the most trophys ever in a 2 months period.

He sucks a lot of dick but man...

he's damn good at it.

kronker
07-22-2008, 11:48 AM
kill yer parents!




burn their bodies!

old

Resin
07-22-2008, 11:51 AM
old


http://i36.tinypic.com/124vtoh.jpg

kronker
07-22-2008, 11:53 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/124vtoh.jpg

No. I just don't eat Mcdonalds anymore.

And I meditate. Masturbate. Necessitate. Instigate.


Procreate. And then get irate.

Squirrel
07-22-2008, 01:57 PM
;1039943']as far as i'm concerned, he can get drunk and punch his cock.

I do that all the time. I call it boxing the clown.