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kronker
07-21-2008, 09:34 AM
Count me the fuck in. HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!!!


Tom Cruise is preparing for take-off - after he was reportedly approached to star in a sequel to 1986 hit movie Top Gun.

The actor has been asked to reprise his role as cocky fighter-pilot Maverick, 22 years after the first film.

A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot."
Jack Mehoff
07-21-2008, 09:45 AM
the premise seems stupid as fuck.
kronker
07-21-2008, 09:48 AM
the premise seems stupid as fuck.

Hard to say. Maybe Angelina Jolie...

Shower scene to reference the first one...

Chick from Transformers is like the Maverick of the first one...

Angelina pins her and says "you're dangerous"
Jack Mehoff
07-21-2008, 09:49 AM
this movie should open with val kilmer throwing tom cruise head first into the flames from jet engine
hotnewton
07-21-2008, 11:27 AM
LOL.
hotnewton
07-21-2008, 11:27 AM
it sounds like that stupid movie with Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher.

I bet it will be even gayer though.
mg_productions
07-21-2008, 05:33 PM
Not sure if you can top the gay innuendo from the first one.This movie sounds very straight to dvd to me.
Neo_Pop
07-21-2008, 06:03 PM
No interest in Tom Cruise
WastidYouth
07-21-2008, 10:25 PM
yo Jack Mehoff, not to change the subject, but what movie is your signature picture from? i thought it was the axe gang from kung fu hustle lol, but I have a feeling the movie that picture is from influenced kung fu hustle
the sk slinger
07-21-2008, 10:36 PM
has it really been 22 years since that movie released, shit.
this movie sounds like dogshit and tom cruise is a giant homo, his marriage is a complete farce to hide his homosexuality(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Resin
07-21-2008, 11:17 PM
top gun is pwn
Jack Mehoff
07-21-2008, 11:30 PM
yo Jack Mehoff, not to change the subject, but what movie is your signature picture from? i thought it was the axe gang from kung fu hustle lol, but I have a feeling the movie that picture is from influenced kung fu hustle

gangs of new york
Odin
07-22-2008, 02:09 AM
ill take a big fat fucking pass on this.
hotnewton
07-22-2008, 04:38 AM
lol.

:damn:

this movie is shit.
White Snake
07-22-2008, 02:12 PM
Believe it or not, I never saw Top Gun until 2002 and I taped it off TBS.
IMAMEX
07-22-2008, 07:57 PM
That sounds like the most horrible idea ever.
Voodoosteamboat
07-22-2008, 08:27 PM
cool
TBA
07-23-2008, 02:23 AM
Hard to say. Maybe Angelina Jolie...

Shower scene to reference the first one...

Chick from Transformers is like the Maverick of the first one...

Angelina pins her and says "you're dangerous"
This is exactly what I've been waiting for in a movie. You and I think way too much alike.

Mmmmmmmm Megan Fox...
kronker
07-23-2008, 02:59 AM
ill take a big fat fucking pass on this.

I'll take a big fat fucking shit in your mouth
kronker
07-23-2008, 03:00 AM
lol.

:damn:

this movie is shit.

The same shit that I'll force Odin to "2faggots1ninajshoe" into your mouth.
hotnewton
07-23-2008, 03:24 AM
Odin shitting in my mouth won't make this movie any less of a crap fest.
hotnewton
07-23-2008, 03:24 AM
It will however make my day.
kronker
07-23-2008, 04:09 AM
Odin shitting in my mouth won't make this movie any less of a crap fest.

Odin can be your wingman anyday.
Bullshit, Newton can be mine.


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*Twin jets fly in criss crosses as Newton throws Kronker's dog tags into the water*