View Full Version : The Love Guru.


hotnewton
07-12-2008, 05:07 PM
18 minutes in.

I've commited suicide.

blevunly
07-12-2008, 05:20 PM
and you were expecting?

hotnewton
07-12-2008, 05:25 PM
absolutely nothing.

and it can't even live up to that.

this is worse than nothing.

I hope by making this thread I will save people from also losing their lives to this trash.

Trolly
07-12-2008, 06:25 PM
Never gave any thought to seeing Austin Powers 4, even with Jessica Alba in it

blevunly
07-12-2008, 07:08 PM
Never gave any thought to seeing Austin Powers 4, even with Jessica Alba in it

When's that coming out?

kronker
07-13-2008, 02:38 AM
absolutely nothing.

and it can't even live up to that.

this is worse than nothing.

I hope by making this thread I will save people from also losing their lives to this trash.

Yup. Not going to watch it.

It looked like a welfare version of Austin Powers 4. Like he just wrote it while taking a dump and re-used all the shitty Austin Powers jokes while not keeping the cool parts of Austin Powers.

hotnewton
07-13-2008, 02:43 AM
I honestly dled it with this mindset "It can't be THAT bad... can it?"

It's worse.

hotnewton
07-13-2008, 02:43 AM
The fact that it's pitching a 3.2 on IMDB cause me to lose all faith in humanity.

Billy SexCrime
07-13-2008, 05:48 AM
I saw the trailer. Looks like shit.

henry
07-17-2008, 11:28 AM
it is pretty lame, watched it the other day. Mike Meyers is out of characters.

rebornpro
07-17-2008, 11:53 AM
I walked out 20 minutes into the film, what a load of shit!!!!! Came home to find my sister had downloaded it and so I had nothing better to then watch it. The entire movie was basically sexual innuendo, a bunch of penises jokes and humping elephants. The Guru's constant repeating of "TM" after one of his catchphrases. It wasn't funny the first time, what made Meyers think it would be funny the tenth or fifteenth?
Don’t waste your time watching this crap I wish I could have back the 90 plus minutes of my life wasted watching this!!!!!

PS: Jessica Alba was very pretty

hotnewton
07-17-2008, 12:00 PM
fuck ya man.

FUCK THIS CRAP.

seriously.

I'm still mad at this shit.

Nasty Nate
07-21-2008, 11:22 AM
damn its really that bad guys? that sucks.

hotnewton
07-21-2008, 11:25 AM
it really is that bad.

hotnewton
07-21-2008, 11:26 AM
I'm still fuming.

rebornpro
07-21-2008, 01:35 PM
^me too

GOD
07-21-2008, 02:28 PM
People need to learn when to say when.
15 minutes can be a long time but eventually the clock restarts for someone else.
I saw Mike Myers pitching this shit on Conan and I felt bad for him,move on with yer life man.I saw dana Carvey talking about more wayne's world b.s. too.
I'm sorry,the shit was funny in it's time,but seriously stop,it's over fellas.
/SRSLY

chance8448
08-05-2008, 08:04 AM
meh!!!!!

TheDenizen
08-09-2008, 01:21 AM
Never seeing this flick ever, and 98 percent of the time I give flicks a fair shake, even if the trailer/star/director/writer sucks.

tropicana619
08-09-2008, 01:53 AM
Mike Myers isn't funny.

tropicana619
08-09-2008, 01:53 AM
And neither is that thief Dane Cook & Carlos Menstealia.

Resin
08-09-2008, 03:48 AM
Am I the only one who didn't like waynes world? I thought it was a real shit piece.... this movie here... well fuck.... it's another movie with a lot of fail.

Resin
08-09-2008, 03:49 AM
And neither is that thief Dane Cook & Carlos Menstealia.



fucking hate both of those bitches.

*not hate just dislike to a high degree.

Boss
08-09-2008, 04:38 AM
its gay

Bloodshot
08-09-2008, 05:04 AM
I thought to myself "ah, I might see it" then I saw Justin Timberlake and thought "not a chance in hell" his acting career is a bigger joke than his ex girl friend.


http://brandnu.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/britney-spears.jpg

hotnewton
08-09-2008, 06:02 AM
Am I the only one who didn't like waynes world? I thought it was a real shit piece.... this movie here... well fuck.... it's another movie with a lot of fail.

I hated it too bro.
Fuck Wayne's World.

hotnewton
08-09-2008, 06:02 AM
I thought to myself "ah, I might see it" then I saw Justin Timberlake and thought "not a chance in hell" his acting career is a bigger joke than his ex girl friend.


http://brandnu.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/britney-spears.jpg

He was good in Alpha Dog.

Alpha Dog pwns.

dylan
08-09-2008, 06:18 AM
Looked horrible. Im sure the previews have the funniest parts of the movie in it. Like all other shitty movies.

hotnewton
08-09-2008, 06:19 AM
Looked horrible. Im sure the previews have the funniest parts of the movie in it. Like all other shitty movies.

no.
not at all.
the trailer was as unfunny as the rest of the movie.

Lord Krishna
08-09-2008, 10:10 AM
yea, im huge fan of mike myers and this movie was a real fucking disappointment. Timberlake's attempt at acting was pathetic

Resin
08-09-2008, 10:38 AM
I hated it too bro.
Fuck Wayne's World.



My god this HOTNEWTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Resin
08-09-2008, 10:39 AM
I have to admit i really liked Alpha Dog .... people i know personally had mixed feelings about it but i thought it was crafty.

kronker
08-09-2008, 10:49 AM
I hated it too bro.
Fuck Wayne's World.

You're seriously the worst person in the world.

hotnewton
08-09-2008, 10:51 AM
I have to admit i really liked Alpha Dog .... people i know personally had mixed feelings about it but i thought it was crafty.

Alpha Dog is pwn cause it's based on a true story and Emile Hirsch pwns and that chick from mean girls shows her tits and that other hot chick shows her tits.

Rob
08-09-2008, 12:25 PM
I've never seen Wayne's World and I hope to never watch The Love Guru.

hotnewton
08-09-2008, 01:37 PM
You're seriously the worst person in the world.

:sad: