View Full Version : Earn your food, get 100 times better cardio!
abbott1
07-02-2008, 07:03 PM
I started this 1 week ago and my cardio is getting AMAZING... All you need is a bike and a huge trail...
Buy a safe.... put food in there like Sandwiches, bottles of water, with ice between the water etc... And keep replacing it each time you go there. The trail i got is all uphill except 1 part is downhill. Bike up to your food, eat it. Then take the LONG way back to your house, which mine is by a highway and it would take me 30/40 mins to bike back to my house from.
Dont think this will work? I do it 2 times a day everyday now. Trust me by 2/3 weeks you do this, you will notice a INSANE difference in your cardio! Its amazing.
Give me some results on your experience, put your favorite foods in there to make you more inspired to do this! You will not be dissapointed, I notice a difference in my body and i only did this a week!
Enjoy!!!!!
Put your safe in the middle of the forest and fight wild animals to get to it. Then instead of riding back bear crawl back.
hotnewton
07-04-2008, 05:20 AM
Move to Africa... wear a see through backpack and tell all the kids that if tey catch you they can kill you and eat all your food.
abbott1
07-04-2008, 05:34 AM
Put your safe in the middle of the forest and fight wild animals to get to it. Then instead of riding back bear crawl back.
yes i am serious... just think of 1 spot where someone will never find it
yes i am serious... just think of 1 spot where someone will never find it
Why don't you just live in the wild for three months and kill animals and drink from a stream?
I like all of these ideas. Real innovative stuff.
ninjashoes
07-04-2008, 08:00 AM
you could use sex to bribe yourself too just have a succulent young retard like shane west waiting for you at journeys end
tropicana619
07-04-2008, 08:29 AM
I prefer the fishing pole on a treadmill effort.
Tom Stall
07-04-2008, 09:24 AM
i can eat and jump rope at the same time....
abbott1
07-04-2008, 09:42 AM
Why don't you just live in the wild for three months and kill animals and drink from a stream?
actually thats a good idea man :) ill try it sometime
CreatureCore
07-04-2008, 03:16 PM
Or you could just bike that far, then bike home, and then eat in the comfort of your own house without having to worry about anything having grown on your food.
hotnewton
07-04-2008, 03:19 PM
Leave your safe at home.
But only allow yourself to open it to get your Baby Ruth if your cardio gets 100x better every time you ride.
Voodoosteamboat
07-22-2008, 02:20 AM
haha what an awsome idea.. this should be implemented for fat children worldwide
So how long ago did you give up on this?
ItBurnzWhenIP
08-25-2008, 10:05 AM
^lol
Jack Mehoff
08-25-2008, 11:29 AM
lmao
Jack Mehoff
08-25-2008, 11:13 PM
you know who should have did this? tank abbott.
IMAMEX
08-26-2008, 01:07 AM
too bad I don't have many hills around here...or a bike for that matter.
kingy
08-26-2008, 01:11 AM
Put your safe in the middle of the forest and fight wild animals to get to it. Then instead of riding back bear crawl back.
luizlaz.
kingy
08-26-2008, 01:12 AM
you could use sex to bribe yourself too just have a succulent young retard like shane west waiting for you at journeys end
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kingy
08-26-2008, 01:14 AM
solution:
get a girl who likes to fuck.
other guys more buff than you.
CJNewBernBJJ
09-26-2008, 07:54 AM
Or you could just bike that far, then bike home, and then eat in the comfort of your own house without having to worry about anything having grown on your food.
hahaha
mastamatt
10-30-2008, 09:08 AM
You're fuckin weird. Just man up and have the willpower to do cardio.
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