How come only miracles are allowed to happen at Jesus' time and prior? How come the miracles I hear from at scientology school are false, but the ones in teh bible are true?

You get to go to scientology school? Man, I'm jealous. Do you get to eat little bits of Elron Hubbard's body and drink his blood?

There are miracles today. Transubstantiation - it's where you eat consecrated bread and wine, but the bread is really Jesus' body and wine is his blood. I asked a Christian about it once and he told me that the molecules in the food are replaced with molecules that used to be in Jesus' body.

So there's two miracles for you. One that Christians are such sickos that they want to eat their Saviour, and Two, that there exist people who are dumb enough to believe that load of bollocks.

How come only miracles are allowed to happen at Jesus' time and prior?

we can already make the blind see, what else do you need? A cure for herpes?

we can already make the blind see, what else do you need? A cure for herpes?

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notice how when you ask simple questions like such, the christians come up with even dumber answers.

we are crucifying (politically) anyone that takes scientology seriously like they did to Jesus back in the day. Who's to say that Tom Cruise isn't the second coming of jesus. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

tom cruise would so tap out...... and jesus wouldn't......

a Christian about it once and he told me that the molecules in the food are replaced with molecules that used to be in Jesus' body.





I laughed so hard at this I showed my roomate and she shat all over the floor.

also, secularize the world!

Lourdes grotto in France is a famous place for miracles. Notice all the crutches hung up by crippled people who were miraculously cured. Notice there are no prosthetic limbs from amputees who miraculously grew back their amputated limbs. I guess that would just be showing off.

http://inillotempore.com/blog/images/Lourdes_Grotto_in_1914.jpg

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notice how when you ask simple questions like such, the christians come up with even dumber answers.

damn haters.:gojerkit:

damn haters.:gojerkit:

of all the crazy religious nuts on this forum, you are the dumbest.