View Full Version : John Cena Sucks


hotnewton
06-05-2008, 07:11 AM
I don't really watch wrestling so me and my buddies used to big Cena fans when we watched it every once in awhile with my hardcore WWE fan friend.

But me and Fubar have been watchign wrestling when there is nothing else on and I must say that I finally understand the Cena hate.

Fuck he sucks.

I downloaded his CD. Fuck it sucks.

The Marine. Fucking sucked.

The new movie with Cena coming out where he plays a detective and his wife is kidnapped by robbers is going to suck.

No wonder he is so pissed at the Rock.

Rock = Better Actor, Less steroided and nicer body (gay?), Better Wrestler, Better entertainer, Better Mic Skills (speaking and singing), Better haircut.

Fuck John Cena sucks.

hotnewton
06-05-2008, 07:12 AM
JOHN CENA, YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

hotnewton
06-05-2008, 07:12 AM
^^^^
I fucking wish

DieOff
06-05-2008, 07:16 AM
Lol. Cena is fucking awesome! His wigger shit was hilarious. I remember watching Smackdown when he was the biggest heel on the show and people with "Cena = Piss Break" signs and shit. He doesn't even have that gimmick anymore but doing that gimmick and constantly getting heat even though he's a face is awesome.

I use to have his CD and i actually liked a couple songs off of it.

My friend is all about hating on Cena it's ridiculous. Everytime we hang out he calls me a Cena mark and says: You're think you're so fucking 'Cena'

Using Cena as like a replacement for cool and what not sarcastically. He's always joking around like: "Zomg, John Cena is so tight, they should call him John Tight!!!!!!"

Then says: "Fucking faggot with his two moves - you think you're so Cena, eh DieOff"

hotnewton
06-05-2008, 12:20 PM
LOL.

I like a couple songs on his CD too. But most of it is lame.

But he seriously only has two moves. And it pisses me off.

WAR JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though he sucks.

hotnewton
06-05-2008, 12:21 PM
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hotnewton
06-05-2008, 12:22 PM
I FLIP FOOLS LIKE THEM CLAMSHELL CELLULAR PHONES

Lord Krishna
06-05-2008, 03:54 PM
cena was only good as heel, even his first album were good

Lord Krishna
06-05-2008, 03:55 PM
by good i mean ok, by ok i mean kinda wiggerish but catchy

ShadowoftheDarkgod
06-05-2008, 06:04 PM
I used to hate Cena a lot, but after seeing how much the people boo him and still see him give his heart out to perform every night, I kinda like the guy's dedication. Sure he sucks, but can't deny he has the passion for wrestling.

IMAMEX
06-05-2008, 07:15 PM
Yeah he really sucks in ring but I guess he's got mic skills. I just hate that he's at the top along with the other 2 stagnant douchebags and Orton.

Rynoplasty
06-06-2008, 02:28 AM
Cena should be a jobber and a heel and nothing else.

MildernhardPark
06-06-2008, 06:59 AM
That Dude is Pure Hype.. I Don't Like Him

Chaz
06-06-2008, 11:24 AM
He isn't a very good worker in the ring or so it seems with his limited move ability but I know for sure he is damn good on the Mic in his own way... very rockish but a little more pop culture. Yeah Triple H and JBL actually are better on the mic. But Cena as a heel is fucking classic... I miss his rap against the big show... and I miss his dis on the undertaker. Cena is for sure a creative guy if you know the story behind that gimmick.

mytime321
06-19-2008, 06:00 AM
Yeah the movie sucked. the CD was tolerable. But the guy tried.

CHE
06-19-2008, 06:39 AM
ROCK>>>>>ALLL>>>>>CENA

Resin
06-19-2008, 10:27 AM
Why would you download it?



his wrestling is pure dog shit.



Not so sure why the wwe pushes this guy down everyone's throat.

Aussie
06-19-2008, 10:37 AM
i hate cena mankind > cena

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-19-2008, 10:58 AM
i hate cena mankind > cena

I was a huge Mankind fan growing up. Cena is going to be the laughing stock of wrestling 10 years from now like Vanilla Ice is to rap.

MANKIND!!

http://home.fuse.net/jimmassie/mankind.jpg

BANG BANG!!

http://members.tripod.com/~morrison_316/CJ_68.jpg













I feel like a nerd..

PoIsON KaRaSu
06-19-2008, 11:42 AM
i had a dream where the great muta killed john cena
and then muta and tajiri ate his remains
there was poison mist every where and the japanese commentator was going crazy
then they realized who they were eating and had to wash out there mouth with extra rice wine

IMAMEX
06-19-2008, 08:11 PM
^^^ Post of the day!

IMAMEX
06-19-2008, 08:11 PM
PS War Mankind!

PMX
06-20-2008, 07:32 PM
I used to hate Cena a lot, but after seeing how much the people boo him and still see him give his heart out to perform every night, I kinda like the guy's dedication. Sure he sucks, but can't deny he has the passion for wrestling.

Kinda feel the same way. Don't like watching him wrestle, but he's good for the sport/business. He takes a lot of pride in his work. Something a lot of other guys don't do.

ninjashoes
06-20-2008, 09:11 PM
Jericho>all

PMX
06-21-2008, 04:22 AM
Jericho>all

Glad to see him heel. Too bad they won't let him squash HHH.

kronker
06-21-2008, 11:45 AM
Cena being a "star" just demonstrates how shitty wrestling is.

Same with Batista, HHH and Randy Orton.


Terrible. If anyone of these guys were any good then the WWE wouldn't have to be bringing in AWESOME, older wrestlers like Piper.

Sad.

hotnewton
06-21-2008, 12:03 PM
BATISTA BOMB

Resin
06-21-2008, 12:26 PM
http://www.kupywrestlingwallpapers.info/wallpapers/john-cena-sucks-hate-wallpaper-1024x768.jpg

IMAMEX
06-24-2008, 07:01 PM
Fucking John Cena.

DieOff
06-24-2008, 07:03 PM
Cena > Whiny Marks

hotnewton
08-18-2008, 08:29 AM
BATISTA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Bloodshot {ADR}
08-18-2008, 10:33 AM
He's the Vanilla Ice of pro-wrestling.

afterglow
08-18-2008, 04:00 PM
I remember watching Cena'a first WWE match. It was against Kurt Angle on Smackdown. And he held his own against Angle. Showed alot of potential.

I remember hearing about the Prototype on wrestling forums. And how he was gonna be the next star.

Did anyone ever see him do that show on the Discovery channel that followed him around as he became a pro wrestler? It was pretty fuggin cool.

When he became a heel on smackdown. He was f'n annoying, but he was starting to put on decent matches. Then they turned him face and he dayum near made my eyes bleed. His whole face run on Smackdown was an abortion.

I don't even recall him having a decent match on smackdown as a face unti he had the "I Quit" match with JBL at Judgement Day in 05'. Cena bled like a mofo in that match.

But his run there still sucked.

It wasn't until that match with HBK last year on Raw. You the hour long match? That was a great match. And Cena wasn't carried for a moment in the match. The dude performed better than he has ever performed. And after that. I stopped hating him so much.

Cena has a small moveset. But the dude can work. I just don't think he was given the opportunity to do it on Smackdown.

He needs to be a heel. And he needs to be one stat.

hotnewton
08-18-2008, 04:33 PM
Batista >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cena