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kronker
05-30-2008, 10:13 AM
Chelsea Handler

http://www.amazon.com/Are-You-There-Vodka-Chelsea/dp/1416954120

She was on Carson going off about Redheads and being a whore and shit and it was hilarious.

She also sucks really bad most of the time but her book sounds awesome and i want it.

She has a late night show on E-talk making fun of celebrities(how original) but whatever.



































http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk5/kandigaines/chelsea.jpg





I'd fuck her.
hotnewton
05-30-2008, 10:16 PM
The title of that book is lame as fuck.
kronker
05-30-2008, 11:40 PM
The title of that book is lame as fuck.

What about her first book?

"My Horizontal Life" about her one night stands?

FUCK YEAH UN-EMBARASSED SUPER WHORE HACK COMEDIAN SLUTBAG!!!
Jack Mehoff {ADR}
05-31-2008, 12:02 AM
i wouldnt mind fucking her mouth then kicking her in the face
kronker
05-31-2008, 01:03 AM
i wouldnt mind fucking her mouth then kicking her in the face

Good posting.
hotnewton
05-31-2008, 11:02 PM
What about her first book?

"My Horizontal Life" about her one night stands?

FUCK YEAH UN-EMBARASSED SUPER WHORE HACK COMEDIAN SLUTBAG!!!

That's way better.

I know a girl who kinda looks like her. I'm going to find her and stab her in the snatch with an exacto knife.
kronker
06-01-2008, 03:06 AM
That's way better.

I know a girl who kinda looks like her. I'm going to find her and stab her in the snatch with an exacto knife.

That seems extreme.
Steinmiller
06-02-2008, 05:53 AM
Another forgettable blonde who thinks she's funnier than she really is.
hotnewton
06-02-2008, 11:28 AM
Another forgettable blonde who thinks she's funnier than she really is.

pwnt
Bushidō
06-14-2008, 09:25 PM
i'd totally fuck her but she's not funny

tries to be funny by making fun of celebrities, wait aren't there like 5 shows that do the same thing

i'm fucking tired of people being obsessed with celebrities and having shows about it, get over it who gives a shit about them
kronker
06-15-2008, 06:56 PM
i'd totally fuck her but she's not funny

tries to be funny by making fun of celebrities, wait aren't there like 5 shows that do the same thing

i'm fucking tired of people being obsessed with celebrities and having shows about it, get over it who gives a shit about them

Good posting.
tropicana619
06-18-2008, 11:11 PM
This girl is NOT FUNNY.
Billy SexCrime
06-20-2008, 09:38 PM
she tries too hard.
MMAsterkillah
06-20-2008, 10:03 PM
id put it in her if she stfu long enough.

she shud make a show ripping on herself for trying to rip on celebs.
hotnewton
06-21-2008, 12:44 AM
i'd totally fuck her but she's not funny

tries to be funny by making fun of celebrities, wait aren't there like 5 shows that do the same thing

i'm fucking tired of people being obsessed with celebrities and having shows about it, get over it who gives a shit about them

The thing that sucks the most about it now is they don't even have to try to look or sound like the celeb.... throw on a blond wig and act ditzy in your normal voice and you are cameron diaz.

fuck.