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uGotKTFO
05-25-2008, 01:54 AM
Three impressive wins by UFC newcomers so far.

Christian Wellisch (Pictures) vs. Shane Carwin (Pictures)
Round 1
Carwin very aggressive with punches at the start. Huge right cross dropped Wellisch and he's out cold, forcing referee Yves Lavigne to step in. The punch forced Wellisch's mouthpiece to fly out. The official time of the KO was 0:44 of the first round.

Jason Tan vs. Dong Hyun Kim
Round 1
Kim enters to Korean heavy metal pacing in front of the South Korean flag. Tan followed to the Rolling Stones' "Start Me Up." The referee is Steve Mazzagatti. Kim opened with right hand that knocked Tan down. Tan grabbed a single-leg but ate a flurry of elbows that opened up a cut. Kim reversed Tan and briefly mounted him, landing more elbows. Kim lands several more vicious elbows and dominates from top position. Tan survives, but the round was all Kim, 10-8.

Round 2
Tan started the round with a right head kick that was blocked. Tan tried a single leg but was stuffed by Kim. Tan pinned Kim along the fence. Huge wizzer from Kim slams Tan down hard, giving Kim side control. Kim tried to pass but got stuck in half-guard, then butterfly-guard. After a hard time passing, Kim regained side-control and landed a few elbows. Both guys look tired late in the round. Kim got full mount but only for a few seconds as he was pulled into half again. Moments later, Tan was able to pull full-guard. Kim finished the round with a few decent right elbows and punches. 10-9 for Kim.

Round 3
Tan comes out throwing, but Kim uses a picturesque hip-throw to put Tan on his back. Kim lands several left elbows and Tan's eyes go blank. Tan comes out throwing, but Kim uses a picturesque hip-throw to put Tan on his back. Kim lands several left elbows and Tan's eyes go blank, prompting Mazzagatti to show mercy at 0:25 of the third.

Jon Koppenhaver (Pictures) vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida (Pictures)
Round 1
Yoshida enters to what appears to be Japanese gangster rap, while "War Machine" follows to reggae music. Both guys look fit and ready to go. Koppenhaver is the obvious crowd favorite. The two go toe-to-toe immediately. In a clinch, Yoshida tosses Koppenhaver with a perfect judo throw. During a scramble, war machine falls into a guillotine. Koppenhaver tries to defend but Yoshida has it too tight. Yoshida rolls him over and switches to an anaconda, putting "War Machine" to sleep. Herb dean pulls the Japanese fighter off Koppenhaver at the 0:56 mark of the opening period.

VMA
05-25-2008, 02:05 AM
get me a stream

uGotKTFO
05-25-2008, 02:08 AM
Rich is the fucking man. Two UFC wins in just over a month against solid opponents.

Rich Clementi (Pictures) vs. Terry Etim (Pictures)
Round 1
Etim comes out to Phil Collins. Clementi follows to the Beastie Boys. The referee is Yves Lavigne. they feel each other out. Clementi gets a takedown, but does not advance his cause and the fighters are stood up. Etim lands a solid punch to knock Clementi down. Etim uses his reach to land several hard lefts. Clementi gets up. The round ends with the fighters exchanging punches. 10-9 for Clementi.

Round 2
The two square off and exchange blows. Etim lands a sneaky left hook but Clementi is unfazed. Clementi shoots in and battles for a double leg takedown. Etim pulls half-guard and applies a guillotine but it doesn't look deep. Clementi battles free and sweeps etim, landing in side-control. Not much happens and with 2:12 left, the referee stands them up. Etim pulls guard and sinks another guillotine. It looks deep but clementi again escapes. Clementi is stuck in Etim's guard and lands a few solid punches. The round ends with Clementi in Etim's guard. Close round but it goes to Etim, 10-9.

Round 3
Clementi scores a quick takedown and spends more than two minutes landing mostly ineffective blows from Etim's guard. The crowd boos until Lavigne stands them up with 1:17 remaining. Etim lands a knee to the head, but Clementi scores another takedown and maintains position until time expires. Sherdog.com scores it 10-9 (29-28) for Clementi. All three judges agree and award the unanimous decision to Rich Clementi.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 02:20 AM
sherdog

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 02:25 AM
Soccerjew just scored a win. 30 min to go before the main card is televised

uGotKTFO
05-25-2008, 02:28 AM
Back on the winning track for Soccerjew. I knew that he could win, but I picked Nakamura just because Soccerjew hasn't really shown anything other than some KO power while Nakamura has shown the ability to beat bigger more powerful guys before (Randleman, Vovchanchyn etc).

Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou (Pictures) vs. Kazuhiro Nakamura (Pictures)
Round 1
Sokoudjou lands a hard right leg kick early. Sokoudjou lands two hard leg kicks followed by a stiff kick to Nakamura's ribs. Nakamura's misses badly with two loopy overhand rights. Lots of posturing and sizing up from both men. Nakamura is looking for a takedown but he can't time his shot. Very little action and now the crowd is restless and booing. Both miss punches late. With mere seconds left, Sokoudjou lands a powerful right kick to the body and straight right to Nakamura's head and floors him. Sokoudjou charges after him and lands three punches but the round ends. Nakamura was brought to his corner but was out. Referee Steve Mazzagatti stops the fight. Sokoudjou calls out "Shogun" Rua in the cage after his win.

uGotKTFO
05-25-2008, 02:44 AM
Ivan Salaverry (Pictures) vs. Rousimar Palhares
Round 1
Palhares gets a powerful body-lock takedown and soon gains mount. Salaverry gives up his back and fights off the choke for more than a minute. He attempts to break free, but Palhares transitions to a beautiful arm bar. Salaverry taps at 2:36 of the first.

YouFrgotPoland
05-25-2008, 02:47 AM
Sopcast is being difficult. Anyone have any other good steams or something?

uGotKTFO
05-25-2008, 02:49 AM
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/6326-YoshidaKoppenhaver086UFC84.jpg

Poland, check PM in a minute.

YouFrgotPoland
05-25-2008, 02:57 AM
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/6326-YoshidaKoppenhaver086UFC84.jpg

Poland, check PM in a minute.

Thanks so much buddy +1

GOD
05-25-2008, 02:59 AM
hello there

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:02 AM
Hi, the manicrepressive is here.

uGotKTFO
05-25-2008, 03:20 AM
Thiago Silva gets rocked by headkick that he partially blocked in the opening seconds.

He recovered and they were up and down a couple times, before Thiago took the mount and pounded on him. Mendes taps from strikes.

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:24 AM
Thiago Silva gets rocked by headkick that he partially blocked in the opening seconds.

He recovered and they were up and down a couple times, before Thiago took the mount and pounded on him. Mendes taps from strikes.

Yeah...that's what happened.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:25 AM
I love watching Tito's highlight reel. Nothing but Shamrock.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 03:36 AM
awesome low high kick by machida

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 03:38 AM
take down!!! Ortiz just got saved by the bell

1st round goes to Machida. Machida is way more offensive, controlled the pace, awesome take down at the end and Tito's clinch just got pushed.

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:38 AM
Tito=boring
Machida=boring

Together=boring

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:38 AM
Took Tito down. Even ground and pound. Keep on chanting Tito crowd. It don't fucking matter.

ninjashoes
05-25-2008, 03:39 AM
uyy

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:42 AM
Where is yugi shimada??? ACtion

White Snake
05-25-2008, 03:43 AM
Good thing I didnt put money on Jason Tan and Koppenhaver.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:43 AM
Where is yugi shimada??? ACtion

They need the yellow cards sometimes. Poor Sherk will be fighting for free then.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 03:44 AM
2nd round goes to Machida again. Tito can't figure out Machida's pattern and has difficutly going in. Machida picks him apart. slow round though. Tito's has a cut I think from the knee from the final seconds

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:45 AM
They need the yellow cards sometimes. Poor Sherk will be fighting for free then.

I heart pride and new pride (dream)

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:45 AM
I heart pride and new pride (dream)

+1000

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 03:45 AM
lol the referee tripped

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 03:46 AM
fuck machida! dude is running!

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:46 AM
fuck machida! dude is running!

It's his style. Elusive.

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:47 AM
fuck machida! dude is running!

Effective and BORING.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 03:48 AM
Machida Huge Knee!!!

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:48 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A FUCKING KNEE!!!!!

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 03:49 AM
Effective and BORING.

qft

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 03:50 AM
Tito got a triangle and an armbar on Machida!!1

Machida escaped!!!

round is over!!!

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:50 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:51 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK

That's what Tito's saying. I hope Gary Shaw will set-up Tito/Frank for the next CBS show.

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 03:51 AM
if machida becomes champ i may stop watching.

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:52 AM
That's what Tito's saying. I hope Gary Shaw will set-up Tito/Frank for the next CBS show.

That would be good. Machida needs to learn to work. He makes boring fights.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 03:52 AM
Machida by Unanimous Decision.

All judges 30-27.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:52 AM
if machida becomes champ i may stop watching.

Tim Sylvia was champ, but you kept watching.

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 03:53 AM
Tim Sylvia was champ, but you kept watching.

lol true but tim sylvia tried to finish fights

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:55 AM
lol true but tim sylvia tried to finish fights

Sylvia WILL beat Fedor.

ferg [ADR]
05-25-2008, 03:55 AM
LOL HOLY SHIT TITO ALMOST CHOKED HIS ASS OUT WOW

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:55 AM
lol true but kenny florian finishes fights

fixed

ferg [ADR]
05-25-2008, 03:55 AM
Sylvia WILL beat Fedor.

+1

pokey
05-25-2008, 03:55 AM
the carwin fight was pretty sic, he has some good body movements

uGotKTFO
05-25-2008, 03:55 AM
Lyoto whooped that ass. Almost shat my pants when Tito threw on that triangle.

Much better fight than I expected, and Lyoto suprised me by how easily he over powered Tito.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 03:56 AM
Sylvia WILL beat Fedor.

I don't disagree with that. That's why Randy needs to quit bitching and fight Nog.

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 03:58 AM
fixed

haha war kenflo

Resin
05-25-2008, 03:58 AM
Told you Machida was gonna pwn.

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 03:59 AM
I don't disagree with that. That's why Randy needs to quit bitching and fight Nog.

Yeah, nog will make submission on randy

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 03:59 AM
Yeah, nog will make submission on randy

Fedor by 2nd round armbar against tim

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 04:00 AM
Fedor by 2nd round armbar against tim

Tim by long jabs.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:00 AM
Fedor by 2nd round armbar against tim

Tim triangle, late 3rd.

Resin
05-25-2008, 04:02 AM
Minowa by living death.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:03 AM
Anderson Silva via ballet of violence.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:07 AM
I hope Abercrombie and Fitch start making MMA shorts.

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 04:10 AM
Tim triangle, late 3rd.

imagine what big nog would think if that happened

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:11 AM
Fuck!!!! Awesome counter by Goran.

When being flurried, go to a guard

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:13 AM
1st round goes to Goran.

Man, Goran is huge. 7 feet and huge reach advantage. Wilson took a lot of kicks from Goran.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:13 AM
imagine what big nog would think if that happened
That he should have pulled that.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:17 AM
???

One second Goran is being pounded.

Goran stood up, face all red.

Then an exchange Wilson got hit by a left in the temple.

Then Wilson got pounded.

2nd round TKO. Goran

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 04:21 AM
Why do I have to watch a commercial during a PPV?

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:22 AM
Holy Fuck!!! They made a game about Machida?

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 04:22 AM
Holy Fuck!!! They made a game about Machida?

oh shit i fell asleep. what happened? a game about machida zzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:23 AM
Why do I have to watch a commercial during a PPV?
Because Mickey's is no longer a supporter of the UFC. Wait for the movie previews and clocks brought to you by the Lime Bud Light.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:24 AM
Carwin looks like Couture

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 04:25 AM
Because Mickey's is no longer a supporter of the UFC. Wait for the movie previews and clocks brought to you by the Lime Bud Light.

I am sending an invoice to zuffa for making me watch a commercial on time that I paid for to watch FIGHTS.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:26 AM
Mandy Moore is in attendance again.

I heart Mandy.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:27 AM
I am sending an invoice to zuffa for making me watch a commercial on time that I paid for to watch FIGHTS.
I don't understand why they have 9 fights and I pay to watch half. Then to see the other half, I have to pay an additional amount of money or buy the dvd.

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 04:27 AM
Mandy Moore is in attendance again.

I heart Mandy.

hahaha Rogan called her a groupie

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:29 AM
WAR WANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Knock that fucking hair of Jardine's chin.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:30 AM
Techno Viking vs The Gorilla from Comic Book

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:33 AM
Randy in the corner. And he brought back the music. Shaved head and all. FUCK I HOPE HE DOESN'T FAIL THE PISS TEST!

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 04:34 AM
I don't understand why they have 9 fights and I pay to watch half. Then to see the other half, I have to pay an additional amount of money or buy the dvd.

I have always paid for the PPVs but I am now considering streaming them.

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 04:35 AM
wandy shaved his head! i now think he will win.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:38 AM
THE AXE MURDERER IS BACK!!!!!!

1ST ROUND KO!!!!!!!

JoeboCop
05-25-2008, 04:39 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR WAND IS BACK

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:39 AM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:39 AM
I feel bad for Jardine, now he's gotta start again.

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 04:39 AM
jardine YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:41 AM
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/DertMcGert/0524082033.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/DertMcGert/0524082034.jpg
NOW I DON'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR WEARING THIS STUFF!

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 04:41 AM
I feel bad for Jardine, now he's gotta start again.

He should not have taken a nap.

YouFrgotPoland
05-25-2008, 04:41 AM
WAR MUTHA FUCKEN WAND!!!!!!

Resin
05-25-2008, 04:43 AM
WAR WAND

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 04:44 AM
now we need to see wandy fuck chuck like i thought he was gonna do the 1st time.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:46 AM
now we need to see wandy fuck chuck like i thought he was gonna do the 1st time.

Fuck that. I am going to treat like when Chuck beat Wandy. The old Wandy is back. Give him a title shot.

Resin
05-25-2008, 04:49 AM
wandy vs chuck the rematch Craig!

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 04:50 AM
I wish Jardine would have brought a pillow. Would have been better on his neck.

Neo_Pop
05-25-2008, 04:51 AM
If any of you guys like to surf, bring Jardine by. I'll have him waxed and ready for you to hit the waves with him by morning.

ShadowoftheDarkgod
05-25-2008, 04:52 AM
Man, I would like to meet those 3 blondes behind Jens.

Resin
05-25-2008, 04:52 AM
there too old.

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 04:53 AM
If any of you guys like to surf, bring Jardine by. I'll have him waxed and ready for you to hit the waves with him by morning.

He was rather stiff.

Nasty Nate
05-25-2008, 04:55 AM
this event is amazing

bigbadroy
05-25-2008, 04:58 AM
i picked sherk(cardio reasons) but WAR PENN!

ninjashoes
05-25-2008, 04:59 AM
I wonder what Rampage was thinking when he saw that.

RoryZilla
05-25-2008, 05:00 AM
I think steroid sherk should get choked out.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 05:00 AM
Wow, Sherk looks focused. This is going to be a great fight following that awesome Wandy/Jardine.

Dert McGert
05-25-2008, 05:00 AM
I wonder what Rampage was thinking when he saw that.

He shit himself and didn't get it all when he wiped.

Resin
05-25-2008, 05:03 AM
shane west vs kimbo