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kronker
05-23-2008, 06:48 AM
This movie is really bad.

Really, really bad.

I'm only 27 minutes in and I'm debating on deleting it right now.

I don't know where to start with whats wrong with it.

Plot. Been done before. Boring.

Characters. Cliche'd. The angry cop boss. The corruption. The hot girlfriend who just wants her man to stop being a cop.

Acting. Non existent. Also cliche'd. Forest Whitaker is normally a pimp but he's embarrassing himself with this role. He's sooooooo bad. It's almost as terrible as when Cuba Gooding tried to play a gangster/cop. Bad bad bad. Keanu Reeves? Does his same stupid stunned face like in every movie. Same slow monotone "Whoa!" voice. Fuck.

kronker
05-23-2008, 07:14 AM
Fuck it. I seriously can't watch anymore. Delete.


How can Hollywood expect me to pay 10 bucks for something like this? Fuck.

hotnewton
05-23-2008, 09:28 AM
Holy fuck do I agree man.

I thought I already made a thread about this movie being this bad.

I think I thought about it and thought better of it. At the time I just wanted to wash this movie from my soul and a thread about it would prolong the dirty feeling inside.

I'm glad you did though. People need to know how much shit this movie is. I saw it a couple weeks ago and it still haunts me. I didn't stop... I just fast forward.

"What do they call you?"
"Quicks man"
"Not quick enough"

Only good thing about the movie was when I was explaining to my friend about this movie sucking I did a spot-on Keanu Reeves impression to that part.

Fucking Street Kings.

hotnewton
05-23-2008, 09:30 AM
Seriously.

Street Kings is "Hurt your feelings" bad.

Steinmiller
05-25-2008, 08:36 PM
the movie is tolerable but not great