DieOff
05-14-2008, 01:22 PM
ECW on Sci-Fi Network
Taped in Grand Rapids, Mich.
Highlights aired from last week of Colin Delaney beating Armando Estrada to earn an ECW contract... Backstage, Armando asked Colin if he knew how lucky he was to beat him last week. He said he was an even bigger target now that he won the match. He presented Colin with his contract and asked him if he had second thoughts. Colin smiled and signed the contract. "Congratulations, amigo, I'm going to prove my point," Estrada said. He booked Delaney in a match against Mike Knox...
The opening video aired... Speak of the devil, Adamle and Tazz introduced the show at ringside...
1. The Miz defeated C.M. Punk in 5:40. Adamle talked about some type of mythical beating role, which he compared to the ten run rule in youth baseball. Tazz laughed it off. Late in the match, Punk went for the GTS, but Miz slipped out and hit the Reality Check for the win. Afterward, Morrison walked onto the stage and hugged Miz...
A shot aired of Cherry, Michelle McCool, and Kelly Kelly walking backstage. Adamle said he had a case of "Diva Feva.'" Tazz responded by asking, "What did you just say?"...
2. Kelly Kelly and Michelle McCool and Cherry defeated Victoria and Natalya and Layla in 3:45. There were some good spots when Michelle and Victoria were in the ring together. At one point, Adamle said, "Have mercy," for like the third time tonight. He's desperate to develop a catchphrase. In the end, Cherry rolled up a distracted Victoria for the surprise win...
Backstage, Lena Yada interviewed Shelton Benjamin, who said Kofi Kingston "walks around with a horseshoe stuck where the sun don't shine and I'm going to pull it out." No, really, that's what he said. Kofi must like having horseshoes in his ass because he showed up and confronted Shelton. Benjamin shoved Kofi, who responded with a weird looking shoulder tackle that left Benjamin lying on the ground...
At ringside, Adamle tripped over his words while trying to discuss the Raw ending. Tazz took over for him and then they set up a really long WWE Judgment Day pay-per-view video that focussed on Triple H vs. Randy Orton... A backstage shot showed Colin preparing for his match... A video recapped Colin's history in ECW...
3. Mike Knox squashed Colin Delaney in 1:00. Colin finally got his entrance music. Tazz plugged that Judgment Day is sponsored by Rambo. Adamle pondered whether Rambo had ever run into Mike Knox. The match was all Knox, who finished off Delaney with his finisher. Afterward, Armando walked out and announced that he had just signed himself to a lucrative wrestling contract. He kicked Colin and demanded that the referee ring the bell to start their match...
4. Armando Estrada defeated Colin Delaney in 0:30. Adamle referred to Armando as "the calculating Cuban." Quick squash. Delaney was bleeding from the nose after the match...
Adamle said we'll find out next week whether Kofi Kingston can stay undefeated. Yes, he used the "Jamaican Me Crazy" line... Tazz hyped "The Dirt Sheet" and said a new episode airs every Saturday on WWE.com. He said he loved it...
5. John Morrison(w/The Miz) defeated Kane(w/CM Punk) in 7:34. Adamle was out to prove that he watched Raw last night because he asked Tazz if Morrison would have the same strategy as Mr. Kennedy had during his match against Snitsky. Miz was a nuisance to Kane early on, so Punk walked to ringside to stand in the corner of his Judgment Day partner just before the break.
When they return, Kane was choking out Morrison with a knee across the throat, then nailed a hangman's neckbreaker. Kane cinched in a side chinlock. Morrison came back, working on Kane's leg with kicks and a chop block from behind. Morrison went to the mat, working on the leg. Kane battled back with punches.
Kane fought his way to his feet but Morrison continued to work on the leg. He bridged the leg over the middle rope and dropped a knee across it. Morrison kept up the beating with leglocks and kicks. From a story standpoint, this was good stuff. Kane tried to kick Morrison off with the other leg, finally succeeding.
Kane made the white meat babyface comeback with punches and a running clothesline. He hopped across the ring to punch him in the corner. Morrison got caught with a sideslam for a two count. Kane went to the top rope and hit a flying clothesline. He called for the chokeslam. Miz got on the apron but Punk attacked him. Miz slammed Punk back-first into the ring steps. The referee stepped over to admonish them, allowing Morrison to nail Kane with the Tag strap, then hit a springboard enziguiri for the pin. Probably the biggest singles win of Morrison's career.
The champs put the boots to Kane. Punk made the save but was laid out as well. Show goes off the air.
Taped in Grand Rapids, Mich.
Highlights aired from last week of Colin Delaney beating Armando Estrada to earn an ECW contract... Backstage, Armando asked Colin if he knew how lucky he was to beat him last week. He said he was an even bigger target now that he won the match. He presented Colin with his contract and asked him if he had second thoughts. Colin smiled and signed the contract. "Congratulations, amigo, I'm going to prove my point," Estrada said. He booked Delaney in a match against Mike Knox...
The opening video aired... Speak of the devil, Adamle and Tazz introduced the show at ringside...
1. The Miz defeated C.M. Punk in 5:40. Adamle talked about some type of mythical beating role, which he compared to the ten run rule in youth baseball. Tazz laughed it off. Late in the match, Punk went for the GTS, but Miz slipped out and hit the Reality Check for the win. Afterward, Morrison walked onto the stage and hugged Miz...
A shot aired of Cherry, Michelle McCool, and Kelly Kelly walking backstage. Adamle said he had a case of "Diva Feva.'" Tazz responded by asking, "What did you just say?"...
2. Kelly Kelly and Michelle McCool and Cherry defeated Victoria and Natalya and Layla in 3:45. There were some good spots when Michelle and Victoria were in the ring together. At one point, Adamle said, "Have mercy," for like the third time tonight. He's desperate to develop a catchphrase. In the end, Cherry rolled up a distracted Victoria for the surprise win...
Backstage, Lena Yada interviewed Shelton Benjamin, who said Kofi Kingston "walks around with a horseshoe stuck where the sun don't shine and I'm going to pull it out." No, really, that's what he said. Kofi must like having horseshoes in his ass because he showed up and confronted Shelton. Benjamin shoved Kofi, who responded with a weird looking shoulder tackle that left Benjamin lying on the ground...
At ringside, Adamle tripped over his words while trying to discuss the Raw ending. Tazz took over for him and then they set up a really long WWE Judgment Day pay-per-view video that focussed on Triple H vs. Randy Orton... A backstage shot showed Colin preparing for his match... A video recapped Colin's history in ECW...
3. Mike Knox squashed Colin Delaney in 1:00. Colin finally got his entrance music. Tazz plugged that Judgment Day is sponsored by Rambo. Adamle pondered whether Rambo had ever run into Mike Knox. The match was all Knox, who finished off Delaney with his finisher. Afterward, Armando walked out and announced that he had just signed himself to a lucrative wrestling contract. He kicked Colin and demanded that the referee ring the bell to start their match...
4. Armando Estrada defeated Colin Delaney in 0:30. Adamle referred to Armando as "the calculating Cuban." Quick squash. Delaney was bleeding from the nose after the match...
Adamle said we'll find out next week whether Kofi Kingston can stay undefeated. Yes, he used the "Jamaican Me Crazy" line... Tazz hyped "The Dirt Sheet" and said a new episode airs every Saturday on WWE.com. He said he loved it...
5. John Morrison(w/The Miz) defeated Kane(w/CM Punk) in 7:34. Adamle was out to prove that he watched Raw last night because he asked Tazz if Morrison would have the same strategy as Mr. Kennedy had during his match against Snitsky. Miz was a nuisance to Kane early on, so Punk walked to ringside to stand in the corner of his Judgment Day partner just before the break.
When they return, Kane was choking out Morrison with a knee across the throat, then nailed a hangman's neckbreaker. Kane cinched in a side chinlock. Morrison came back, working on Kane's leg with kicks and a chop block from behind. Morrison went to the mat, working on the leg. Kane battled back with punches.
Kane fought his way to his feet but Morrison continued to work on the leg. He bridged the leg over the middle rope and dropped a knee across it. Morrison kept up the beating with leglocks and kicks. From a story standpoint, this was good stuff. Kane tried to kick Morrison off with the other leg, finally succeeding.
Kane made the white meat babyface comeback with punches and a running clothesline. He hopped across the ring to punch him in the corner. Morrison got caught with a sideslam for a two count. Kane went to the top rope and hit a flying clothesline. He called for the chokeslam. Miz got on the apron but Punk attacked him. Miz slammed Punk back-first into the ring steps. The referee stepped over to admonish them, allowing Morrison to nail Kane with the Tag strap, then hit a springboard enziguiri for the pin. Probably the biggest singles win of Morrison's career.
The champs put the boots to Kane. Punk made the save but was laid out as well. Show goes off the air.