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Puppet_Master
05-07-2008, 09:57 AM
An Indian man who believed he had been cursed for stoning to death two dogs has atoned for his sin by marrying another dog in a traditional Hindu wedding ceremony.
http://bridalbird.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/capt0b0c7ce5a02a4171aefde8c14e9b8dffindia_man_weds _dog_mas101.jpg
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P. Selvakumar, a 33-year-old farm labourer from the southern state of Tamil Nadu, married the four-year-old stray bitch after it was bathed and processed to his village temple dressed in an orange sari and garlanded with flowers.
Friends and relations attend P. Selvakumar's wedding to a dog
The marriage took place on the advice of the man's astrologer who said it was the only way to atone for his actions of more than 20 years ago.
He was reported to have suffered a series of physical ailments after stoning the dogs to death and hanging their bodies from a tree.
“After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear,” said Mr Selvakumar after the ceremony with his new "bride", whose name is Selvi.
A reception attended by some 200 guests was held for the newlyweds in the groom's house during which Selvi grew restless and ran away.
advertisementHowever she was subsequently recaptured and returned to her husband who gave her milk and a bun to eat.
It is understood that the groom is still free to find a human wife should he be inclined.
Mr Selvakumar is not the first man to have hit the headlines for having romantic relations with animals.
Last year a Sudanese man was forced to marry a goat after village elders discovered him having sex with her. The goat died shortly afterwards.
Puppet_Master
05-07-2008, 09:57 AM
the fuck ?
Resin
05-07-2008, 09:58 AM
That's romantic.
Aussie
05-07-2008, 10:01 AM
haha wtf, they would have had a hell of a honeymoon
Resin
05-07-2008, 10:05 AM
I wish i was invited i would of been hole'ing everything in sight.
Beets
05-07-2008, 10:05 AM
gcsd?
Resin
05-07-2008, 10:06 AM
^^ is that a verse in the bible?
Beets
05-07-2008, 10:11 AM
yes
Resin
05-07-2008, 10:12 AM
:uyyy:
Dert McGert
05-07-2008, 10:14 AM
And I fucking missed the bachelor party!!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Aussie
05-07-2008, 10:19 AM
lol imagine how shit the wedding food would have been, 3rd world indian dogfood wedding cake and a bone for desert
Resin
05-07-2008, 10:19 AM
I can only imagine what the fucking reception was like.... he was dancing with the dog he married and the dogs friends were there getting fucked in the bathroom stalls while the other indian men were in the bathroom snorting lines and smoking pot
Dert McGert
05-07-2008, 10:22 AM
They probably ate the puppies for the dinner.
Resin
05-07-2008, 10:29 AM
dogs>humans
That's true.
Aussie
05-07-2008, 10:29 AM
dogs>humans
:pics:
:pics:
Now STFU
http://www.newanimalsex.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/samplepic9.jpg
Beets
05-07-2008, 10:45 AM
i like his socks
Radar
05-07-2008, 12:10 PM
Last year a Sudanese man was forced to marry a goat after village elders discovered him having sex with her. The goat died shortly afterwards.
hawt
ferg[adr]
05-07-2008, 09:43 PM
I can only imagine what the fucking reception was like.... he was dancing with the dog he married and the dogs friends were there getting fucked in the bathroom stalls while the other indian men were in the bathroom snorting lines and smoking pot
thats like when i have parties here
donkeypunch
05-07-2008, 09:52 PM
he just wants that red rocket silo
Puppet_Master
05-07-2008, 11:45 PM
Now STFU
http://www.newanimalsex.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/samplepic9.jpg
hahaha
:owned:
dragonfly
05-08-2008, 03:55 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/goatman_468x550.jpg
Widower: Charles Tombe pictured in his home town of Juba
source (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=452655&in_page_id=1770)
Rose was a goat from the Hai Malakal suburb of Juba, the capital of the Sudanese region of South Sudan, who became an internet phenomenon when a local man was caught by the goat's owner having sex with the goat. The owner subdued the perpetrator and asked village elders to come over. One elder noted that he and the other elders found the perpetrator, tied up by the owner, at the door of the goat shed. The goat's owner reported that, "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife." The perpetrator was thus ordered to 'marry' the goat, pay the cost of the goat and pay a 15,000-dinar dowry (roughly US$75), with half of the dowry up front.
The goat apparently acquired the name "Rose" during the elders' deliberations as part of a joke.
The story, first published on 24 February 2006 on the BBC website, attracted massive attention and was republished on numerous newspapers, blogs and other websites. Even a year after publication, the story was consistently among the BBC's 10 most emailed articles, with many visitors to the BBC news site finding the tale amusing and passing it onto friends. The story received over 100,000 hits on five successive days long after its original publication, and was read by millions of people. The BBC, astonished at this popularity, wondered if there was a campaign to keep the tale at the top of its rankings; however, an investigation by its senior software engineer, Gareth Owen, determined that the demand was genuine.
On May 3, 2007 it was reported that the goat had died, having choked on a plastic bag. The goat was survived by a four-month old male kid. The BBC honoured the animal with a mock obituary. The death was also reported in many other news outlets, including The Times, the Daily Mail, and Fox News.
source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_%28goat%29)
J-Sin
05-08-2008, 03:57 AM
that guy is my dad
dragonfly
05-08-2008, 03:57 AM
mad niggerish
donkeypunch
05-08-2008, 03:58 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/goatman_468x550.jpg
Widower: Charles Tombe pictured in his home town of Juba
source (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=452655&in_page_id=1770)
Rose was a goat from the Hai Malakal suburb of Juba, the capital of the Sudanese region of South Sudan, who became an internet phenomenon when a local man was caught by the goat's owner having sex with the goat. The owner subdued the perpetrator and asked village elders to come over. One elder noted that he and the other elders found the perpetrator, tied up by the owner, at the door of the goat shed. The goat's owner reported that, "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife." The perpetrator was thus ordered to 'marry' the goat, pay the cost of the goat and pay a 15,000-dinar dowry (roughly US$75), with half of the dowry up front.
The goat apparently acquired the name "Rose" during the elders' deliberations as part of a joke.
The story, first published on 24 February 2006 on the BBC website, attracted massive attention and was republished on numerous newspapers, blogs and other websites. Even a year after publication, the story was consistently among the BBC's 10 most emailed articles, with many visitors to the BBC news site finding the tale amusing and passing it onto friends. The story received over 100,000 hits on five successive days long after its original publication, and was read by millions of people. The BBC, astonished at this popularity, wondered if there was a campaign to keep the tale at the top of its rankings; however, an investigation by its senior software engineer, Gareth Owen, determined that the demand was genuine.
On May 3, 2007 it was reported that the goat had died, having choked on a plastic bag. The goat was survived by a four-month old male kid. The BBC honoured the animal with a mock obituary. The death was also reported in many other news outlets, including The Times, the Daily Mail, and Fox News.
source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_%28goat%29)
its cool that the elders have a sense of humor
dragonfly
05-08-2008, 04:01 AM
yeah
btw, im using the dark vb skin & that nigga in the pic is the same fucking color... gyooooooootdayum
dragonfly
05-08-2008, 04:01 AM
i wonder how niggas that dark dont burn the fuck up, nigga look like a struck match n shit...
donkeypunch
05-08-2008, 04:01 AM
oh shit he is that fool makes chocolate milk look like white milk
dragonfly
05-08-2008, 04:02 AM
esp shit
dragonfly
05-08-2008, 04:02 AM
oh shit he is that fool makes chocolate milk look like white milk
sho nuff
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