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dragonfly
04-25-2008, 01:57 PM
yeah, you!!!

Jim
04-25-2008, 01:58 PM
stfu lesbian.

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 01:59 PM
poof

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 01:59 PM
i had penne for dinner

chop
04-25-2008, 01:59 PM
lemon

Jim
04-25-2008, 01:59 PM
u want another 3some dontya...yeah.

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:00 PM
lemon

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:00 PM
i had penne for dinner

i havnt eaten or slept in 2 days

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:00 PM
lemon

party?

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:00 PM
u want another 3some dontya...yeah.

shadap

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:01 PM
i havnt eaten or slept in 2 days

you gotta get off the ice brah

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:01 PM
i havnt eaten or slept in 2 days

i havent slept for 8 hours. or eaten for 1 hour.

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:01 PM
party?

this is what im talking about right chere

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:02 PM
you gotta get off the ice brah

im still the man baby.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:04 PM
this is what im talking about right chere

you wanna go to a party full of naked men?

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:04 PM
this is what im talking about right chere

lets get cami drunk and fulfill her fantasies.
Sound like a plan?

chop
04-25-2008, 02:04 PM
tonight is the first time i havent had weed in atleast a month and I didnt realise how relaxing it was when you dont have a bong calling your name every 5 minutes

FREEDOM

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:05 PM
lets get cami drunk and fulfill her fantasies.
Sound like a plan?

ya think df would do lineups?

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:06 PM
im still the man baby.

keep telling yourself that, it may come true... :)


oki that was really mean :wah:

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:06 PM
of a select group of course. im not talking pulling people off the streets or anything

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:06 PM
unless we all get tired and she is still demanding more cock.

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:06 PM
you wanna go to a party full of naked men?
no, flynndo mentioned lemon & automatically you think of lemon party... see the problem? i didnt think so

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:07 PM
and we cant find a pet or a pony or something

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:07 PM
no, flynndo mentioned lemon & automatically you think of lemon party... see the problem? i didnt think so

focus on the lineups. you want i should bring anything? towels? lube?

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:07 PM
tonight is the first time i havent had weed in atleast a month and I didnt realise how relaxing it was when you dont have a bong calling your name every 5 minutes

FREEDOM

pobrecito

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:08 PM
focus on the lineups. you want i should bring anything? towels? lube?

whats a lineup?

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:08 PM
no, flynndo mentioned lemon & automatically you think of lemon party... see the problem? i didnt think so

well first i thought of lesbians. then i thought of oranges are not the only fruit. then i remembered that this is ninjashoes and thought of lemonparty

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:09 PM
whats a lineup?

well first you get comfy and spread em then we form an orderly line and do you one after another.

chop
04-25-2008, 02:09 PM
im a carrot

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:11 PM
well first you get comfy and spread em then we form an orderly line and do you one after another.

that sounds like a gang bang!!! :banthem:

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:11 PM
keep telling yourself that, it may come true... :)


oki that was really mean :wah:

Its the art of positive thinking Cami.

Its like u keep telling urself u dont want me when deep down u know u do.

Come to Davey

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:11 PM
no a gang bang would involve plugging all your holes simultaneously. this is more a take a ticket wait your turn deal.

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:12 PM
I'M FIRST!

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:12 PM
it was my idea jimbo. you can get no.2

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:13 PM
theres no way im sticking my precious near n e thing beets soiled cawk has touched

chop
04-25-2008, 02:13 PM
Half Past Dead is on, steven segul got fat

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:14 PM
i have the reaction time of a slug at present

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:14 PM
Half Past Dead is on, steven segul got fat

yeah you sit and watch that cos your number 3

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:14 PM
theres no way im sticking my precious near n e thing beets soiled cawk has touched

sorry jim. your porridge stirrer no.1

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:15 PM
I dont even like ur chances beets
Cami will be spent by the time im done.

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:16 PM
where r u cami?

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:17 PM
df has stamina. i bet she'd be on number 40 before she started to complain about the chaffing.

chop
04-25-2008, 02:17 PM
i have the reaction time of a slug at present

not me im on crack

chop
04-25-2008, 02:18 PM
not me im on crack

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:18 PM
where r u cami?

probably squeezing out recycled penne

chop
04-25-2008, 02:18 PM
steven seglol

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:19 PM
shes laying on the bed thinking about my warm offerings.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:20 PM
nico is a shit actor.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:20 PM
shes laying on the bed thinking about my warm offerings.

you shat on her?

chop
04-25-2008, 02:21 PM
nico is a shit actor.

Nico was the only movie he ever made that was quality, that was a classic

TAKE IT BACK

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:21 PM
no.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:23 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/08/22/seagal_460.jpg

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:23 PM
you shat on her?

Ur gross.
I was referring to my handsome love wand

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:24 PM
Nico was the only movie he ever made that was quality, that was a classic

TAKE IT BACK

Out for justice was good.

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:27 PM
Come on Cami.
Havnt u finished masturbating over me yet?

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:28 PM
that shit has stained the bedclothes. she is scrubbing at the sink now. those silk sheets werent cheap.

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:28 PM
I should never have pmed her my pics.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:29 PM
did you have your wang out?

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:29 PM
that shit has stained the bedclothes. she is scrubbing at the sink now. those silk sheets werent cheap.

Ive created a nymphomaniacial monster.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:32 PM
with your magic turds?

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:34 PM
probably squeezing out recycled penne

youre disgusting you know that?

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:34 PM
i think we chased her out beets.

i didnt want that

Jim=scatterbrain fuck

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:35 PM
youre disgusting you know that?

so i was right.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:35 PM
i think we chased her out beets.

i didnt want that

Jim=scatterbrain fuck

nope she was curling one down

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:35 PM
nodog.jpg

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:36 PM
Fuck im horny.

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:36 PM
if idk any better id think you were german, what with your poo fascination & all...

repugnant bastard

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:36 PM
http://www.blog-bag.com/gs/thumbs/feed25/2230/good-looking-46c91fd7.jpg

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:36 PM
look azn to me

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:37 PM
youre fucking gross

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:38 PM
4give him cami
beets is semi retarded,he cant help it

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:38 PM
you just noticed?

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:38 PM
jimbo reckons you are delicate df.

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:38 PM
no & no

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:38 PM
pish off

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:39 PM
no & no

you didnt just notice and you arent delicate?

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:39 PM
apparantly beets becomes a 12 year old around women stimes.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:40 PM
pish off

pish off the cupboard onto the rubber sheeted bed

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:40 PM
apparantly beets becomes a 12 year old around women stimes.

nah im pretty much always mentally 12.

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:41 PM
ur gonna chase her away u scottish twat

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:43 PM
nah im pretty much always mentally 12.

and thats when ur sober

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:43 PM
sorry jimbo..

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:44 PM
i'll entice her back.


you like my handbag?

http://image.ec21.com/image/ehfashion/pre_GC00976019/Louis_Vuitton_Handbags_LV_Bag.jpg

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:45 PM
and what shoes you reckon i should go for?


http://www.seenon.com/blog/uploads/shoes%20from%20DH.jpg

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:45 PM
let me whisk u away Cami.

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:46 PM
beetsy beetsy beetsy

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:46 PM
i want a murakami bag faggort, like now!!!

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:47 PM
im going for these ones

http://bp0.blogger.com/_ez9UzAGPSPU/RiylitX0yaI/AAAAAAAAACw/qwi0EQxjNRU/s400/sick-shoes.jpg

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:48 PM
and what shoes you reckon i should go for?


http://www.seenon.com/blog/uploads/shoes%20from%20DH.jpg

you have horrible taste in shoes, id like some manolo blahniks, ferragamos or steve madden...

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:49 PM
http://cheesedip.com/images/lvmurakami.jpg

this?

it isnt anything special

Jim
04-25-2008, 02:49 PM
i want a murakami bag faggort, like now!!!

there ya go.I didnt have time to wrap it.

http://www.osmdvd.com/sitebuilder/images/96-1_1_-377x481.jpg

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:50 PM
http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/products/mp/BGX7711_mp.jpg

these?

they look the same as the other ones

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:50 PM
i'll entice her back.


you like my handbag?

http://image.ec21.com/image/ehfashion/pre_GC00976019/Louis_Vuitton_Handbags_LV_Bag.jpg
i dont like that style

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:51 PM
ok. enough fashion chat.

now make with the perverse chatter.

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:52 PM
http://cheesedip.com/images/lvmurakami.jpg

this?

it isnt anything special

yes, not that style though... coach bags work too

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:52 PM
see post 94

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:53 PM
there ya go.I didnt have time to wrap it.

http://www.osmdvd.com/sitebuilder/images/96-1_1_-377x481.jpg

i dont like that color

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:53 PM
jimmy is off searching fashion pages.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:53 PM
i dont like that color

your a picky fucker eh?!

dragonfly
04-25-2008, 02:54 PM
yes