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PoIsON KaRaSu
04-25-2008, 11:55 AM
once i saw an ad in the paper for asian angels
so i called and fucked an asian hottie at a hotel.
she gave me her number. I found out if a hooker gives your her number its probably because she wants you to call her when your horney and she will give you a little bit of a discount because she gets to keep all the cash and doesnt have to share it with the pimp. so if you ever fuck an asian hoe and you want to go back for seconds try to get her number so you can eliminate the chinese pimp (who looked like liu kang from mortal combat(the video game not the movie)

any one else got any hooker stories

ps. im drunk while i write this so please excuse my writing skills nevermind fuck you my writing skills are always like this i forgot.


im drinking sam adams winter lager

Jim
04-25-2008, 11:59 AM
I fucked a young drunk asian hooker in Thialand really hard and as she inched her way across the bed she began to fall off the end and then she spewed up.

*tru story

Radar
04-25-2008, 12:18 PM
I plowed some fugly housewife-type pro on my 25th birthday as a present from my mates

that's about it

beetsh
04-25-2008, 12:44 PM
your mates got you and ugly whore...... well its the thought that counts i suppose.

Jim
04-25-2008, 01:02 PM
your mates got you and ugly whore...... well its the thought that counts i suppose.

Dont hold out on me,wheres ur story beets?

Im sure you've sunk ur slimy slug into some skanky scottish muckholes over the yrs.
Give me the juicy details damnit.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 01:36 PM
never fucked a whore. true story.


well knowingly anyway.....

didnt pay for it anyway

Jim
04-25-2008, 01:51 PM
never fucked a whore. true story.


well knowingly anyway.....

didnt pay for it anyway


Thats dissapointing...

is that because ur a stud, a quite achiever?

beetsh
04-25-2008, 01:54 PM
em i dunno.... just never seen anything tempting....

beetsh
04-25-2008, 01:54 PM
i mean if your gonna pay for it shes gonna have to be super fit.

beetsh
04-25-2008, 01:55 PM
cos you can do average birds for free

Jim
04-25-2008, 01:56 PM
em i dunno.... just never seen anything tempting....

i know what u mean..
The hookers in my hometown r $150/hr and they r very ordinary looking.
I wouldnt pay for them.
The ones in Thialand are alright though

beetsh
04-25-2008, 01:59 PM
quite a few of my friends have but i always seem to miss the nights where they end up in the saunas.

Slouch{ADR}
04-25-2008, 02:27 PM
pwnt

beetsh
04-25-2008, 02:31 PM
who them?

i reckon its due to the fact if im not there the swarms of ladies sorta dont happen.