PoIsON KaRaSu
04-25-2008, 11:55 AM
once i saw an ad in the paper for asian angels
so i called and fucked an asian hottie at a hotel.
she gave me her number. I found out if a hooker gives your her number its probably because she wants you to call her when your horney and she will give you a little bit of a discount because she gets to keep all the cash and doesnt have to share it with the pimp. so if you ever fuck an asian hoe and you want to go back for seconds try to get her number so you can eliminate the chinese pimp (who looked like liu kang from mortal combat(the video game not the movie)
any one else got any hooker stories
ps. im drunk while i write this so please excuse my writing skills nevermind fuck you my writing skills are always like this i forgot.
im drinking sam adams winter lager
so i called and fucked an asian hottie at a hotel.
she gave me her number. I found out if a hooker gives your her number its probably because she wants you to call her when your horney and she will give you a little bit of a discount because she gets to keep all the cash and doesnt have to share it with the pimp. so if you ever fuck an asian hoe and you want to go back for seconds try to get her number so you can eliminate the chinese pimp (who looked like liu kang from mortal combat(the video game not the movie)
any one else got any hooker stories
ps. im drunk while i write this so please excuse my writing skills nevermind fuck you my writing skills are always like this i forgot.
im drinking sam adams winter lager