go crazy, he doest care

i feel like my parents are at the movies

don't you ever say my name again. i've banned more people than your wife has fucked.


















*im implying that she is loose

deegs raped me as a child

not all mods have red names young one

I just came.

i've only banned one person actually

ferguson is hung like a moose and nothing tops his side part

make me mod i want to ban people

ferguson is hung like a moose and nothing tops his side part

hawtone ain't got shit on me dawg

I ban noobs so noone cares.

cams wife is whore


ninja wants me

come whore with us

i hate you guys, plus, i can't type fast with one hand on my penis at all times


just cut and paste "lol" between excited spasms.

lol


as an official deegs fanboi i felt the need to post this comedy gem. please rep him and encorage him away from his drunken life in the gutter back to his home on the shoes.

can ninja get banned?

can ninja get banned?

admin can ban me

make me an admin

i don't want to ban you

your savior has arrived

i'm going to be the next mod, ninja s hot for me and thinks it will seal the deal for him

make me an admin

i don't want to ban you

lolz¬¬

wow only one mod!? Now I can post whatever I want...wait how is that any diff. than regular asylum posting?

i'm going to be the next mod, ninja s hot for me and thinks it will seal the deal for him

the best way to become mod is to ask everyday

can i be a mod yet ninja?

wow only one mod!? Now I can post whatever I want...wait how is that any diff. than regular asylum posting?


im slightly more open to racism and prone to violence against women. im like a sober rudy

Day 1 . Progress is slow but spirits are high.

as an official deegs fanboi i felt the need to post this comedy gem. please rep him and encorage him away from his drunken life in the gutter back to his home on the shoes.

batti boi

boom boom to deh batty boi head.

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/customavatars/avatar582_63.gif

badass

the best way to become mod is to ask everyday

i'm to lazy and disorganized to do that

its like im posting as gcsd.

i'm to lazy and disorganized to do that

switch from windows to linux

deegs, entertain me

the best way to become mod is to ask everyday

yeah, thats worked great for blunt so far. hes only been asking since the beginning of time.

switch from windows to linux

i'm not going to learn another language to be mod

yeah, thats worked great for blunt so far. hes only been asking since the beginning of time.

he timetravelled so he could ask me before I was born

he timetravelled so he could ask me before I was born

it seems like it. im almost surprised when i read posts he doesnt ask about it in anymore.

Day 1 . Progress is slow but spirits are high.

maybe ninja can give you my spot for a week and you can enjoy all of the priveleges we mods receive. i've gotten several blowjobs from sherdog mods at moderator conventions and it was awesome. not to mention the gift baskets, celebrity status, fear hammered into the hearts of noobs, and longer life expectancy in addition to a larger penis instantly.

whoa i'm beating deegs @ rep

IAM COOL

i just took your place as #9

deegs so hott right now

deegs so hott right now

ya think?

i reckon he looks kinda socially awkward in that pic. like he doesnt really wanna be there.

and yeah. i'll run your shit for you while your crashed behind the skip.

deegs is so drunk that he's cross-eyed

im sorta drunk/stoned. so much so that i just ate half a block of halumi cheese without cooking it.

i feel unwell now

why changes avvy deegsy?

i don't know what halumi cheese is, but i do know that cheese is at its finest when melted

why changes avvy deegsy?


becoz, i said i would only keep it on for 5 mins. im a man of my word, except for when i lie

deegs is so drunk that he's cross-eyed

Id like to get Deegs really drunk and take advantage of him.

ya, its fun, my wife fucked the hell out of him when he was smashed

Halloumi (Greek: χαλλούμι, Turkish: Hellim) is a cheese indigenous to Cyprus and Lebanon. It is traditionally made from a mixture of goat's and sheep's milk, although some halloumi can be bought that also contains cows' milk


It is used in cooking, as it can be fried until brown without melting due to its higher-than-normal melting point, making it an excellent cheese for frying or grilling (such as in saganaki), as an ingredient in salads, or simply fried and served with vegetables. The resistance to melting comes from the fresh curd being heated before being shaped and placed in brine. Traditional halloumi is a semi-circle shape, about the size of a large wallet,

ya, its fun, my wife fucked the hell out of him when he was smashed

Date rape?

deegs didnt file charges cause he liked it

deegs has been known to get so drunk, that sex is not an option

also, i want wallet sized cheese

deegs has been known to get so drunk, that sex is not an option

thats been happening to me for years..

Its like trying to shoot pool with a piece of string.

you could have had the other half.

i still feel ill

i never been too drunk to fuck. ever. and i've been drunk.

i never been too drunk to fuck. ever. and i've been drunk.

it's very possible to be too drunk to get a boner, but she can still jack you off soft.

im just sayin. never had a problem

anyway is nighttime

sleep

well, im talking barely conscious drunk. though, i can't understand why my penis can't stay awake while i sleep

ive been up all night...sleeps 4 pussies

anyway is nighttime

lame

deegs has been known to get so drunk, that sex is not an option

cam too

flatulence is never funny, nor is it easy to spell

btj can't take it. gives scots a bad name

yeah, he is weak like fruit...

cam too

flatulence is never funny, nor is it easy to spell

lol

what dip shit i am

wrong term retard

i was going for flacidity

not farting

yeah, he is weak like fruit...


i bet he went to tweeze his bright red unibrow and iron his skirt for tommorow's workday

lol

what dip shit i am

wrong term retard

i was going for flacidity

i'll admit that i laughed but then felt a strong bond between you and i. flatulence is one of my staples

i bet he went to tweeze his bright red unibrow and iron his skirt for tommorow's workday

hahahahaa prolly in the kitchen preparing black pudding for breakfast

i bet he went to tweeze his bright red unibrow and iron his skirt for tommorow's workday

LMAO.

hahahahaa prolly in the kitchen preparing black pudding for breakfast

And a side dish of haggis all washed down with a piping hot mug of bovril.

*thunderclaps with jimmahs & deegs*

i'll admit that i laughed but then felt a strong bond between you and i. flatulence is one of my staples

its a canadian tradition

like beer and hookers

:assdick

im slightly more open to racism and prone to violence against women. im like a sober rudy

That's haught.