I have urges

only if you do it over your sleeping grandmother.

I have urges

wrong? not no, but HELL no!

don't fight the feeling; just do it!

:popcorn:

Masterbation is like procrastination. It Feels great at first, but then you realize your only fucking yourself.

only if yer christian.

only if yer christian.

yep.

i cant remember the story exactly but some bible dude was supposed to knock up his dead brothers wife, but he felt really wrong about it so he beat his meat b4 the deed so he wouldnt get her prego. then god was pissed and masterbation is now a sin

only if you do it over your sleeping grandmother.

I had a dream I was eating cottage cheese and I woke up with my grandmother sitting on my face.

But yeah, just so you know masterbation is wrong and is actually a sin. It is a forgivable sin, as all sin is. That joke was probably a sin I just told too. Mainly because it will make people think less of me thus pushing them further away from God.

Hope that helps

Oh and youslayme... anytime that you are about to, please let me know so I can come and watch. ;)

yep.

i cant remember the story exactly but some bible dude was supposed to knock up his dead brothers wife, but he felt really wrong about it so he beat his meat b4 the deed so he wouldnt get her prego. then god was pissed and masterbation is now a sin

That's not related to masturbation. Onan's sin is he is supposed to give his brother's wife a child (thus continuing his brother's lineage) but by spilling his seed he's just pleasuring himself and robbing his brother's wife of a child.

Masturbation as far as I know is not a sin (can't remember the exact bible verse), but the passage of having lustful eyes that is a sin.

thats always what i heard

It's wrong if you try to escape social interaction to get laid

Faith.

I had a dream I was eating cottage cheese and I woke up with my grandmother sitting on my face.

But yeah, just so you know masterbation is wrong and is actually a sin. It is a forgivable sin, as all sin is. That joke was probably a sin I just told too. Mainly because it will make people think less of me thus pushing them further away from God.

Hope that helps

Oh and youslayme... anytime that you are about to, please let me know so I can come and watch. ;)

lol...that would be a very long journey, my friend!

Faith.

you gotta have it

you gotta have it

me too, df, me too!

next time i indulge, i will be sure to check out the rock "scorchin'" first. OW!!!

:)

you gotta have it
Too bad my nationwide unlimited calls doesn't include Hawaii or I wouldn't mind listening.

anytime u masturbate a kitten dies

masterbate

anytime u masturbate a kitten dies

every time you shoot a wad, a kitten with a cape tied around its neck gets shot into the freeway via potato launcher

I could never quit masturbating so I hope it isn't wrong, lol. Well, I could quit I guess if I was getting laid multiple times a day, but one day of abstinence is too much not to whack it, lolz.

masturbation is in the bill of constitution

well I am wondering if I should stop because I dont want to be a bad person but these urges are so intense, sometimes I have shane west dump cold water on my head and read me bible verses when it comes on strong

together me and shane west will fight my sinful urges

Do it. It'll feel good.

anytime u masturbate a kitten dies

i can live with that.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg284/galtower/fckmechair.jpg

masturbation>bonking fat chicks

Ninjashoes, You are still wrong to masterbate. That also counts when you have your bf do it for you. Still wrong. yeah, I know... funny one huh?!?!

i would never

thats disgusting

you are all gonna go blind

i would never

thats disgusting

you are all gonna go blind

HA! liar...

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg284/galtower/masturbaing.gif

HA! liar...

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg284/galtower/masturbaing.gif

must you constantly temp me vixen

must you constantly temp me vixen

just say "when"

and i will stop...

but not until.

just say "when"

and i will stop...

but not until.

i never quit anything in my life

other than smoking

It's not wrong, it just doesnt compare to the real thing.

Masterbation/sex, promotes the replenishment and production of testosterone. Testosterone is of great significance to mens health and well-being, and is also responsible for the production of lean muscle mass, libido (a healthy sex drive),sexual functioning and development of the male genitalia, agression, increased energy, increased production of red blood cells and protection against osteoporosis.
Aside from getting laid, I'm a HUGE supporter of masterbation at the earliest age possible. If you would like to read more aboout the benefits of testosterone, I recomend you reference the book. http://www.testosteroneadvantageplan.com/uof/testosteroneadv/

Masterbation/sex, promotes the replenishment and production of testosterone. Testosterone is of great significance to mens health and well-being, and is also responsible for the production of lean muscle mass, libido (a healthy sex drive),sexual functioning and development of the male genitalia, agression, increased energy, increased production of red blood cells and protection against osteoporosis.
Aside from getting laid, I'm a HUGE supporter of masterbation at the earliest age possible. If you would like to read more aboout the benefits of testosterone, I recomend you reference the book. http://www.testosteroneadvantageplan.com/uof/testosteroneadv/

oh!...and <a href="http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k145/avalizan/?action=view&current=chuck.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k145/avalizan/chuck.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

DO NOT MASTURBATE...

Nor piss, nor shit, nor spit, nor sweat.

Your body is stupid and gives you urges to excrete constantly replenishing material including seminal fluid. The flesh is weak, it doesn't know what it is doing. THE LORD KNOWS. Excretion is unholy. Close up thy orfices.

I used to jerk off 5-10 times a day...everyday

masturbating rocks

dry orgasms^^

u ducked in between my post myke.

i dont jerkoff much n e more.

I just dont get the urge to these days.

i dont jerkoff much n e more.

I just dont get the urge to these days.

BTW, How old are you? The more you do it, the more you will get the urge too. It's like adding fuel to the fire. So just force yourself for the first few days or in some cases a week. Then it becomes much easier...TRUST.

I wish I whacked off like I used to..now I just do it right before I gotta make any decisions.

Jerk Off first and then think about it.
Words to live by

BTW, How old are you? The more you do it, the more you will get the urge too. It's like adding fuel to the fire. So just force yourself for the first few days or in some cases a week. Then it becomes much easier...TRUST.

40.

Actually i just had a wank not long ago and I feel great.