story:
at my house there lived 4 guys, including myself. one of them had to leave for an internship, and as soon as that happened an acquaintance of mine asks us if he can live in the vacancy. naturally, it made sense, so i let him live with us.

however, it sucks... he's lazy and his girlfriend is always over. and she's a total bitch, doesn't even pretend to acknowledge your existence, dumb as hell, too. and for some reason she decides to announce via facebook event that she's having a party for her fat best friend (who i barely know) at my fucking house! she didn't ask any of us, and her boyfriend didn't even ask us. on top of that, she didn't even invite us :cries:

AND HERE IS THE WORST PART: it's on 420!!! she's trying to take over my smoke palace on 420.

so my plan is not to cancel the party, but to completely ruin it for her. i was thinking of getting some hookers and making them play KY wrestling, some cock fights in my bad roommate's (her boyfriend) bedroom, and eventually roofying every single fat chick there (but no secks if they are fat).

any ideas?

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i bet you wont do it

story:
at my house there lived 4 guys, including myself. one of them had to leave for an internship, and as soon as that happened an acquaintance of mine asks us if he can live in the vacancy. naturally, it made sense, so i let him live with us.

however, it sucks... he's lazy and his girlfriend is always over. and she's a total bitch, doesn't even pretend to acknowledge your existence, dumb as hell, too. and for some reason she decides to announce via facebook event that she's having a party for her fat best friend (who i barely know) at my fucking house! she didn't ask any of us, and her boyfriend didn't even ask us. on top of that, she didn't even invite us :cries:

AND HERE IS THE WORST PART: it's on 420!!! she's trying to take over my smoke palace on 420.

so my plan is not to cancel the party, but to completely ruin it for her. i was thinking of getting some hookers and making them play KY wrestling, some cock fights in my bad roommate's (her boyfriend) bedroom, and eventually roofying every single fat chick there (but no secks if they are fat).

any ideas?

Answer = Grow some balls and tell her what you think of her and take back your turf. Little fuckstain.

PS DF (my love) Dr Bob, GOD, Squirrel and Rob , I miss all of you.

PS DF (my love) Dr Bob, GOD, Squirrel and Rob , I miss all of you.


oh.
i see how it is.
dick.

oh.
i see how it is.
dick.

I never meant anything to you. I know this.

Bish

story:
at my house there lived 4 guys, including myself. one of them had to leave for an internship, and as soon as that happened an acquaintance of mine asks us if he can live in the vacancy. naturally, it made sense, so i let him live with us.

however, it sucks... he's lazy and his girlfriend is always over. and she's a total bitch, doesn't even pretend to acknowledge your existence, dumb as hell, too. and for some reason she decides to announce via facebook event that she's having a party for her fat best friend (who i barely know) at my fucking house! she didn't ask any of us, and her boyfriend didn't even ask us. on top of that, she didn't even invite us :cries:

AND HERE IS THE WORST PART: it's on 420!!! she's trying to take over my smoke palace on 420.

so my plan is not to cancel the party, but to completely ruin it for her. i was thinking of getting some hookers and making them play KY wrestling, some cock fights in my bad roommate's (her boyfriend) bedroom, and eventually roofying every single fat chick there (but no secks if they are fat).

any ideas?

lock that fat bitch and all her friends out lol, get hell stoned and not let any of em in, , than dress up as a nigger climb out your window and go bash them ( make shore u record it )

Answer = Grow some balls and tell her what you think of her and take back your turf. Little fuckstain.

PS DF (my love) Dr Bob, GOD, Squirrel and Rob , I miss all of you.

Brad is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We missed you too buddy.

this thread has potential, u better follow through

welcome back brad-o!

u better take pics or ill hang a shit on your carpet

lock that fat bitch and all her friends out lol, get hell stoned and not let any of em in, , than dress up as a nigger climb out your window and go bash them ( make shore u record it )

This is really the only option. I completely agree with this post.

You could also fill buckets of feces, dead animals excetera and then dump it on them.

Don't let them into your house. Get your other two roomates to back you up and if the 4th guy starts talking shit, choke him out and then piss on him.

Poopy cup is the way to go here, for sure.

+1 poopy cup, lock them out of your house pay some hobo, or small kids to throw poopi on them as they try and get into your house hahah, and film it from your peep hole thing on your door haha ,

or u could pay bounty hunters to attack them lol, tell dog the bounty hunter they are wanted crimes , than he will come and mace them and take em away ahaha ahaha

Get Jay and Silent Bob to fix things for you.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x193/maximuscronicus/Jay-Silent-Bob.jpg

Get Jay and Silent Bob to fix things for you.

Boo boo kitty fuck can NEVER hurt!

Dude, it's your house throw thiere shit out the window. and tell them to fuck off

Dude, it's your house throw thiere shit out the window. and tell them to fuck off

What? I can't hear you with the bad English and turds in your mouth. STFU and open your mouth and say SNFU!!

Three words: Dog Shit Bomb.

Three words: Dog Shit Bomb.

Shouldn't you be either looking at The Matrix or my cock?

is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch??

is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch??

Maybe. Can you find a belt and a pull up bar?

Answer = Grow some balls and tell her what you think of her and take back your turf. Little fuckstain.

PS DF (my love) Dr Bob, GOD, Squirrel and Rob , I miss all of you.

BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hey man where have you been we thought you was a toad

oh.
i see how it is.
dick.

+1 i stayed up all night with you punk

Shouldn't you be either looking at The Matrix or my cock?

I gave the movies to my brother and I can't wait for you to decide when you're going to take your cock out that Chihuahua. So, all I have left is posting.

I gave the movies to my brother and I can't wait for you to decide when you're going to take your cock out that Chihuahua. So all I have left if posting.

1. Work on your ESL. It's not bad but needs work.

2. WTF are you talking about?!?

1. Work on your ESL. It's not bad but needs work.

2. WTF are you talking about?!?

We all know you like to fuck Chiwawas while watching Big 12 football.

We all know you like to fuck Chiwawas while watching Big 12 football.

Gordita tequila chalupa rico burrito suave.

i bet you wont do it

+1

Gordita tequila chalupa rico burrito suave.

Having a flashback? Calm down, they don't use that poor in their ads anymore.

Having a flashback? Calm down, they don't use that poor in their ads anymore.

I am have flashback and wish they use that poor in them ad now ariba ariba!!!

holy shit brad olsen is back!

and to weeb, put your foot down dude, dont let her commandeer your house, in life people will always try to takeover, take whats yours or take advantage of you, you have to fight for whats yours

I am have flashback and wish they use that poor in them ad now ariba ariba!!!

I know how you go crazy for the short hair breads...

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w230/marinesofhalo/tacobell.gif

u need to be a man and not take shit from some fat slut, i would get so fucking angry if that happend to me , i would kick that dude out and than suplex that fat bish

Just throw them out.

turn the sound up full ball and play this , and just wack off infront of them, they prob wont want to stay


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^that is a quality suggestion.

and how do they plan to have a party without inviting the rest of you?

all of you should sit in the living room in your underwear watching the tv and drinking then act outraged when the bigdarkieogram you secretly ordered starts banging his cock off her head. tell your flatmates bitch you dont appreciate her fat slutty friends getting darkie cum all over your house.

also video it. cs either way its gonna be classic. she could get into it or freak out. i bet she gets into it and starts sucking him off.

anyway get dialing.

and brad - wtf man where you been?

brad oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo omg man. yes he's back.

also you could spike the food with laxatives and lock yourselves in the toilet stoned laughing while they frantically pound at the door to get in.

downside is your house will smell.

id get the stripper first then spike em.

get some of this shit

http://www.liquidass.com/

It's a more inconspicuous way of throwing shit around plus you don't have to handle feces.

stop being a pussy and tell both those bitchs to leave

u could always inpersonate 2 girls 1 cup in your living room , than chase them with the shit cup and hug them when u have shit all down your chest

his idea is better

so when is this happening and when can we see the vid?

Answer = Grow some balls and tell her what you think of her and take back your turf. Little fuckstain.

PS DF (my love) Dr Bob, GOD, Squirrel and Rob , I miss all of you.

brad sama!!! lolz @ fuckstain

you staying this time?

doesnt look like it... unless hes got a really slow connection

he usually posts from work, like you, beets...

holy shit!!! back from the dead

i bet it was ninja

u never know round this place

Probably

why else would brad come back and pick this thread to post in once and then leave again?

wasnt even a particularly good post. im underwhelmed.

Brad Olson is dead. End of thread.

that would be so dick...

id never feel the same about this place ever again

that would be so dick...

id never feel the same about this place ever again

Next thread Ninja makes:

"explanation about the dragonfly thing..."

lol

Brad Olson is dead. End of thread.

go molest some teenyboppers, dieoof...

and, :stfu:

go molest some teenyboppers, dieoof...

and, :stfu:

TENNYBOPPERS SAY LAYOFF OUR MAN
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/DieOff/jamie_spears_1201456172.jpg

anyway.

ways to fuck up a fat chicks party

anyway.

ways to fuck up a fat chicks party

Hide/Get rid of all the food in the place

i reckon the anonymous drug tip off. get em all cavity searched.

but the laxatives is an inexpensive winner.

Seriously though, just fucking not even let them in and what not. It's his place, fucking retarded. His room mate didn't run anything by him, and it doesn't even matter - it's his fucking girlfriend who plan the shit and is doing stuff. Not the room mate. She don't live there or pay the bills or anything.

im looking at it from a entertainment for the site point of view.

if he laxatives them and films them hammering at the toilet door while the brown stains spread in their pants i will laugh. and he could put ninjashoes.net at the bottom and become e-famous.

10 fat chicks no cup.

I'm looking at it from a bitter pedo point of view

Get the fuck out of my area/house you fat old piece of shit.

Bring your 15 year old sister/cousin/niese and her friends if you want to party here.

he can say that once they all shit themselves.

give dieoff a shoutout on the film.

im looking at it from a entertainment for the site point of view.

if he laxatives them and films them hammering at the toilet door while the brown stains spread in their pants i will laugh. and he could put ninjashoes.net at the bottom and become e-famous.

10 fat chicks no cup.

hahahahahaha

its what its all about.

upper deck the toilet. itll suck after the party is done, and youll have to clean it and all, but itd make things interesting.

upper deck the toilet. itll suck after the party is done, and youll have to clean it and all, but itd make things interesting.

is that where you suran wrap it? or when you shit in the tank so when they flush more shit comes out

just do both

is that where you suran wrap it? or when you shit in the tank so when they flush more shit comes out

thats when you shit in the tank. its foul. but its a guaranteed party killer.

i know, ive killed em in this fashion before.

who flushes the toilet at a party?

who takes a shit at a party?

this sounds a low percentage angle.

who flushes the toilet at a party?

who takes a shit at a party?

this sounds a low percentage angle.

we cant all be scotsmen and pish ourselves while drinking.

thats when you shit in the tank. its foul. but its a guaranteed party killer.

i know, ive killed em in this fashion before.

never done it at a party but have done it. thats some funny shit

i just piss at parties. and i save water and dont flush. its environmentally friendly.

sometimes i piss in the sink too.

i just piss at parties. and i save water and dont flush. its environmentally friendly.

sometimes i piss in the sink too.

we dont care about the environment over here. not that i piss in toilets at most of the parties i used to go to myself. i saved it for the shampoo and laundry detergent.

your a dirty little fucker aintcha!

emptying your bowels in bizarre locations. i can see why your the shifty loner type.

someones gotta do it. few can pull off the shifty loner vibe like i can. prolly something to do with how much i hate dealing with people.

ive found that is a common trait in the pathological.

upper deck the toilet. itll suck after the party is done, and youll have to clean it and all, but itd make things interesting.

i was gonna suggest that, glad you did though...

haahaha that was priceless on tuf

it sucks, i have very good people skills and it sickens me (quite literally) to use them.

i would go for the remote cave dwelling option. like that russian forrest guy.

i would go for the remote cave dwelling option. like that russian forrest guy.

i should just go all jason about it and move into my car by a river out in the middle of nowhere.

i wonder how thats panning out for him. or if he just got his mummy to paint his room so it looked like acar.....

i wonder how thats panning out for him. or if he just got his mummy to paint his room so it looked like acar.....

maybe he had her buy him a race car bed.

with a c.b radio so he could talk to other car beds. that would be hot

yeah, but if he had a CB, he couldnt pretend to be an outcast loner who doesnt need people and is misunderstood.

they should hook the reciever up his ass so he could talk all the shit he wants