View Full Version : i have a life now.


Agito
04-14-2008, 08:29 PM
i go to school everyday from 8:30 to 2:30.
and i work from 5:00 to 10:00 mon-fri.

i have met new ppl and havent really been playing video games or watching anime as much as i used to.

:sifone::sifone::sifone:

:gives:

Obi Narb Kenobi
04-14-2008, 08:40 PM
now go get layed and lose weight fat boy

Resin
04-14-2008, 08:40 PM
Those voices you hear in you're head, Agito aren't anything but illusions.


Video games are what life was made for.

Agito
04-14-2008, 08:45 PM
now go get layed and lose weight fat boy


one thing at a time plz.

Obi Narb Kenobi
04-14-2008, 08:59 PM
one thing at a time plz.

step 1- get 5,000 posts

step- turn 18 so you can get into strip clubs

step- tell stripper of your post count

step-have sex

step- get tested for gonorrhea

step- cry b/c she got knocked up and it is your kid

step- go into a deep depression

step- depression makes you lose your appetite and you will lose weight

beetsh
04-14-2008, 09:01 PM
some pretty solid advice from narb there.

deegs
04-14-2008, 09:24 PM
step 1- get 5,000 posts

step- turn 18 so you can get into strip clubs

step- tell stripper of your post count

step-have sex

step- get tested for gonorrhea

step- cry b/c she got knocked up and it is your kid

step- go into a deep depression

step- depression makes you lose your appetite and you will lose weight



it's like you're reading a passage from the hilarious story that is my life

pokey
04-14-2008, 09:54 PM
use your nards to hump

Gumshoe
04-14-2008, 10:27 PM
rickson by armbar

GOD
04-14-2008, 11:25 PM
Liar,noone really has a life.

White Snake
04-15-2008, 12:13 AM
I work from 9:30AM-6PM, spend 45 minutes at the gym after work, come back home to post here and watch wrestling, go to sleep and then repeat the next day. I have no life, not even time to play video games.

Resin
04-15-2008, 12:17 AM
i have a headache right now, shit is pathetic.


I took 4 aspirins now im smoking some weed.


I know I know its bad for you ....... I need to invest on a vaporizer.



I also have been sick for a few days..... first time being sick in about a year and a half now....... as soon as i got better i ended up getting pink eye.... it reminds me of of the time where I ran out of naphcon A (best stuff in the world for red ness) i ran dry and only had 1 drop so one eye was white the other blood shot red. Or maybe the time where i was getting oral from this girl in the side of her house and i shot a load and hit her in the eye...... for the rest of the day she walked around her mom and her house with a red puffy eye...... e p i c p w n t - shane west - i am a champion

RoryZilla
04-15-2008, 12:43 AM
I work from 9:30AM-6PM, spend 45 minutes at the gym after work, come back home to post here and watch wrestling, go to sleep and then repeat the next day. I have no life, not even time to play video games.

I think I have you beat...I work from 6am-6pm work out 45-60 minutes(lucky I have a home gym) then same. It was my last weekend off last weekend for 3 weeks or so.

FRITZ Aint no bitch Diaz
04-15-2008, 01:21 AM
thats not a life its called being a slave. agito

chulahumper
04-15-2008, 01:38 AM
step 1- get 5,000 posts

step- turn 18 so you can get into strip clubs

step- tell stripper of your post count

step-have sex

step- get tested for gonorrhea

step- cry b/c she got knocked up and it is your kid

step- go into a deep depression

step- depression makes you lose your appetite and you will lose weight

Yeah! Take that Dr. Phil.

ninjashoes
04-15-2008, 04:44 AM
i go to school everyday from 8:30 to 2:30.
and i work from 5:00 to 10:00 mon-fri.

i have met new ppl and havent really been playing video games or watching anime as much as i used to.

:sifone::sifone::sifone:

:gives:

who gives a fuck what people think, if you like playing video games and watching anime who is anyone else to tell you whats a waste of time and whats socially acceptable?

you dont have to live up to anyones idea of whats "cool"

everyones just a person who picks their nose when they are alone and masterbates dont let some fleshy human monkey tell you what it is

MMAsterkillah
04-15-2008, 05:27 AM
who gives a fuck what people think, if you like playing video games and watching anime who is anyone else to tell you whats a waste of time and whats socially acceptable?

you dont have to live up to anyones idea of whats "cool"

everyones just a person who picks their nose when they are alone and masterbates dont let some fleshy human monkey tell you what it is

i was gonna say somethin similar... i always got options to go out, but it usually sucks. id rather do what i wanna do, even if others think its boring. war vidgames n shit

YouFrgotPoland
04-15-2008, 05:51 AM
Combine both things, play video games with ur new friends. And get drunk as you do it. Flawless victory.

Obi Narb Kenobi
04-15-2008, 06:03 AM
who gives a fuck what people think, if you like playing video games and watching anime who is anyone else to tell you whats a waste of time and whats socially acceptable?

you dont have to live up to anyones idea of whats "cool"

everyones just a person who picks their nose when they are alone and masterbates dont let some fleshy human monkey tell you what it is

virginpwnd^^

Elduderino
04-15-2008, 06:08 AM
who gives a fuck what people think, if you like playing video games and watching anime who is anyone else to tell you whats a waste of time and whats socially acceptable?

you dont have to live up to anyones idea of whats "cool"

everyones just a person who picks their nose when they are alone and masterbates dont let some fleshy human monkey tell you what it is

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." -John Lennon

"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people." - John Lennon


That being said, some people what to work hard, buy a house, have kids and put thier penises in a womans vagina, because thats what they want out of life. Variety is the spice of life after all.. and you can only jerk off to horse butt fucking some guy so many times before you really want to know what its like to get fucked in the butt by a horse

Obi Narb Kenobi
04-15-2008, 06:12 AM
i wake up to a ZJ every morning

then i cruze out to this islandoff the coast of long beach, eat brunch with snoop dogg

then i go to class and pick up on new bitches

then i get paid to train bjj and boxing

then i bone some flavor of the week hoe

then i post here


































































oh wait that is what resin does i just pick my nose and beatoff

Resin
04-15-2008, 08:59 AM
you wake up to Jay Z?

Rob
04-15-2008, 09:42 AM
you wake up to Jay Z?

He said you do.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
04-15-2008, 10:19 AM
i love pussy

DieOff
04-15-2008, 11:33 AM
BIGGEST LOSER THREAD EVA

"I DON'T HAVE LIVE UP TO ANYONE'S IDEA OF COOL!!!!!!!!!!"


What are you guys, 15? =P

Agito
04-15-2008, 11:58 AM
step 1- get 5,000 posts

step- turn 18 so you can get into strip clubs

step- tell stripper of your post count

step-have sex

step- get tested for gonorrhea

step- cry b/c she got knocked up and it is your kid

step- go into a deep depression

step- depression makes you lose your appetite and you will lose weight



can i skip step 1?
because i have already done step 2.

Agito
04-15-2008, 12:00 PM
who gives a fuck what people think, if you like playing video games and watching anime who is anyone else to tell you whats a waste of time and whats socially acceptable?

you dont have to live up to anyones idea of whats "cool"

everyones just a person who picks their nose when they are alone and masterbates dont let some fleshy human monkey tell you what it is

good point.

leaves site to go watch new bleach episode

Agito
04-15-2008, 12:03 PM
BIGGEST LOSER THREAD EVA

"I DON'T HAVE LIVE UP TO ANYONE'S IDEA OF COOL!!!!!!!!!!"


What are you guys, 15? =P

go fuck yourself dieoff.

go stare at some teen pics with your wang hanging out.
that will speed up the process.

deegs
04-15-2008, 12:43 PM
BIGGEST LOSER THREAD EVA

"I DON'T HAVE LIVE UP TO ANYONE'S IDEA OF COOL!!!!!!!!!!"


What are you guys, 15?


you wish

ninjashoes
04-15-2008, 12:55 PM
Dieoff you fuckin child molester stay away from my daughter

DieOff
04-15-2008, 12:56 PM
Dieoff you fuckin child molester stay away from my daughter

FINE!

deegs
04-15-2008, 01:00 PM
and my son and your sister

DieOff
04-15-2008, 01:07 PM
and my son and your sister

FINE!

But now i'm back to messing with Ninja's daughter now.

So blame deegs, ninja

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
04-15-2008, 04:52 PM
Agito rules!

Obi Narb Kenobi
04-15-2008, 05:04 PM
you wake up to Jay Z?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=z-job

DieOff
04-15-2008, 05:05 PM
I wake up to a gorgeous collage of Emily and Ashlee Simpson pics

Agito
04-17-2008, 12:33 AM
Agito rules!

i like to think so :yes:

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
04-17-2008, 12:37 AM
I wake up to a gorgeous collage of Emily and Ashlee Simpson pics

pics or work

Blunt Object
04-17-2008, 12:53 AM
what grade are you in?

GOD
04-17-2008, 04:45 AM
i like to think so :yes:

Get a life.

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 10:06 AM
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/customavatars/avatar582_63.gif

badass

Agito
04-21-2008, 01:58 AM
Get a life.

do u know anyone who sells them?

Kmart maybe?

Odin
04-21-2008, 01:59 AM
my name is toto, im too good for all you intarweb nerds!!!

jerk

Agito
04-21-2008, 02:04 AM
my name is toto, im too good for all you intarweb nerds!!!

jerk

lol

i will always belong to the shoes.

GOD
04-25-2008, 05:44 PM
all your shoes are belong to us

GOD
05-18-2008, 05:38 PM
Hey agito.

Nasty Nate
05-18-2008, 05:42 PM
Those voices you hear in you're head, Agito aren't anything but illusions.


Video games are what life was made for.

we are video games.

Nasty Nate
05-18-2008, 05:49 PM
BIGGEST LOSER THREAD EVA

"I DON'T HAVE LIVE UP TO ANYONE'S IDEA OF COOL!!!!!!!!!!"


What are you guys, 15? =P

you wish...

Resin
05-18-2008, 06:06 PM
indeed.

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 10:27 PM
time is steady wasting....

Agito
05-18-2008, 10:49 PM
ok i lied

i go to chef school at about 8am and i get out around 2:30. then i catch the bus over to my freind josh's house and play xbox and smoke weed untill about 8pm. then i go to sleep and repeat.


and im loving it.
:mr. t:

Resin
05-18-2008, 10:51 PM
time is steady wasting....



times wasting and yer still posting :)

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 10:54 PM
yeah my last final is tomorrow and i don't feel like studying right now


so time won't wait for me

pokey
05-18-2008, 10:55 PM
ok i lied

i go to chef school at about 8am and i get out around 2:30. then i catch the bus over to my freind josh's house and play xbox and smoke weed untill about 8pm. then i go to sleep and repeat.


and im loving it.
:mr. t:

fuckin a that sounds like the life, you know out here in AZ is the most 5 star resorts than any other state? maybe i see you out here in the future

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 10:55 PM
ok i lied

i go to chef school at about 8am and i get out around 2:30. then i catch the bus over to my freind josh's house and play xbox and smoke weed untill about 8pm. then i go to sleep and repeat.


and im loving it.
:mr. t:

i can't smoke weed like i used to too fucking expensive

Resin
05-18-2008, 10:56 PM
yeah my last final is tomorrow and i don't feel like studying right now


so time won't wait for me


this is no time to sleep Narb.

pokey
05-18-2008, 10:56 PM
yeah my last final is tomorrow and i don't feel like studying right now


so time won't wait for me

hell yea congrats, what you gonna do wih your degree

Resin
05-18-2008, 10:56 PM
ok i lied

i go to chef school at about 8am and i get out around 2:30. then i catch the bus over to my freind josh's house and play xbox and smoke weed untill about 8pm. then i go to sleep and repeat.


and im loving it.
:mr. t:



i approve of this life style.

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 10:57 PM
for some reason i always thought cheffs get tons of poon,

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 10:58 PM
this is no time to sleep Narb.

time for posting

pokey
05-18-2008, 10:58 PM
for some reason i always thought cheffs get tons of poon,

firefighters FTW big time

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 11:00 PM
hell yea congrats, what you gonna do wih your degree

i still have one semester left, i planned it so i would finish school during the fall then my spring semester could be spent in europe through the school and i would take easy ass classes so i could smoke weed, fuck, get drunk, fuck, go site seeing, fuck, and smoke weed for three months... then i moved out and i don't have the money, but it's been worth it so far. long beach is pwn

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 11:01 PM
firefighters FTW big time

yeah that is true, you ever watch rescue me?

pokey
05-18-2008, 11:02 PM
yeah that is true, you ever watch rescue me?

no, i used to work at a burger joint when i was in high school, this group of fire fighters would come in, a few times a week, always with differrent chicks

Resin
05-18-2008, 11:06 PM
Rescue me is a tv show get real.

pokey
05-18-2008, 11:08 PM
i dont watch tv

Resin
05-18-2008, 11:08 PM
i dont watch tv



Good TV is bad for you.

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 11:23 PM
fuck that tv is great, i don't watch as much as i'd like to but TV is pwn and rescue me was funny as hell

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-18-2008, 11:23 PM
okay i'm out i need to work on this shite peace out nigs

Resin
05-18-2008, 11:24 PM
take care narb

beetsh
05-18-2008, 11:25 PM
bye narb.


p.s. why does agito go to bed at 8pm?

Resin
05-18-2008, 11:26 PM
hes got church tomorrow morning at 4 am.

deegs
05-18-2008, 11:28 PM
bye narb.


p.s. why does agito go to bed at 8pm?


tyrone doesn't like cold sheets so he asks agito to warm up the bed.

Resin
05-18-2008, 11:29 PM
^ Fail.

Resin
05-18-2008, 11:30 PM
shane west warms up Agito's bed.... ive seen the Polaroids.











*hemorrhoids

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-19-2008, 12:34 AM
i'm never going to finish this shit, ninja should back up the site so i don't get distracted

Gumshoe
05-19-2008, 10:22 AM
he should try to get laid instead of "having" a life

Resin
05-19-2008, 10:26 AM
getting laid by a hooker will make him a man.

Obi Narb Kenobi
05-19-2008, 10:43 AM
"i don't pay hookers to have sex with me, i pay them to leave after they have sex with me"-some guy