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Rob
04-14-2008, 09:52 AM
People were asking where BTJ was the last few days, well this explains it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2413287958_3ca1a8398e_o.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 09:53 AM
I COMMAND U TO PWN ROB BTJ!!
NOW!

beetsh
04-14-2008, 09:54 AM
i bet that was perth australia.

i bet your dad is scottish.

i bet he wears his thong in the house all the time.

Rob
04-14-2008, 09:56 AM
i bet that was perth australia.

i bet your dad is scottish.

i bet he wears his thong in the house all the time.

It was Perth Australia so it explains why you weren't posting. You're Scottish and wear a thong backwards.

Jim
04-14-2008, 09:56 AM
i bet that was perth australia.

i bet your dad is scottish.

i bet he wears his thong in the house all the time.

lol...u crazy sonabitch!

Rob
04-14-2008, 09:56 AM
In front of kids too BTJ, you're worse than DieOff at this point.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 09:59 AM
like they never saw a huge pair of nuts and a racehorse like cock before. and if they didnt it was an educational experience for em.

i would say die off is worse though. he makes em touch his.

Rob
04-14-2008, 10:01 AM
like they never saw a huge pair of nuts and a racehorse like cock before. and if they didnt it was an educational experience for em.

i would say die off is worse though. he makes em touch his.

Touche

Rob
04-14-2008, 10:01 AM
That's touché not touchy you sick man.

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:03 AM
:popcorn:

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:03 AM
That's touché not touchy you sick man.

dont americans call an ass a touche

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1118/1176362984_7d6edfd005.jpg

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:04 AM
like "look theres three touche"

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1001/1175501521_76c66228bb.jpg

Rob
04-14-2008, 10:04 AM
:popcorn:

Would you like a http://theithacan.org/blogs/collegeave/files/2007/11/beer.jpg with that?

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:05 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3064/2334064839_57cb2b2c98.jpg

anyway... i digress....

Rob
04-14-2008, 10:07 AM
dont americans call an ass a touche



That would be tush.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:07 AM
i drank a lot of beer over the last week.


too much.


while i was standing naked in front of the full length mirror last night, my face distorted in frantic masterbation, i noticed i have put on some weight.


i was so disturbed i put diet juice in my next vodka.

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:08 AM
Would you like a http://theithacan.org/blogs/collegeave/files/2007/11/beer.jpg with that?

Thank u kindly 4 the offer Rob but I already have a fully.
:drinks:

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:08 AM
That would be tush.

so the corrct use would be "i wanna ram my cock in her tush"??

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2372324405_09304b1e97.jpg

Rob
04-14-2008, 10:10 AM
so the corrct use would be "i wanna ram my cock in her tush"??

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/2372324405_09304b1e97.jpg

You're catching on quickly there.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:10 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/441871150_4513a2c513.jpg

her too

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:11 AM
and her

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2340225132_9d5b79d5fb.jpg

Rob
04-14-2008, 10:11 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/441871150_4513a2c513.jpg

her too


Well wake her up first.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:11 AM
and her

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1278/534931891_79d79d0646.jpg

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:12 AM
Well wake her up first.

its called "sleep assault"

and her


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2371/2252182825_f6d94442e9.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:12 AM
i have a pink g-string thing.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:12 AM
maybe her if i have any energy left.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1141/650709979_d357dce9c4.jpg

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:13 AM
i have a pink g-string thing.

good for you jim. resist the urge to post pics please!

it will make df sad

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/493599266_f9dceea908.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:14 AM
http://www.bitasaviss.com/bitasaviss/images/naz-pg371b.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:15 AM
good for you jim. resist the urge to post pics please!

it will make df sad

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/493599266_f9dceea908.jpg

id like df to send me some pink g-string pics but i dont think she'll do so.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:17 AM
http://www.bitasaviss.com/bitasaviss/images/naz-pg371b.jpg

your genitals are less hairy than i imagined


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/513182232_8a3a02a783.jpg

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:17 AM
id like df to send me some pink g-string pics but i dont think she'll do so.

like these ones?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2237218294_e4a499a31f.jpg

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:19 AM
i wanna see some pics of her awkwardly positioned masterbating in a bath.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2338/2075444593_55e7bc3450.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:20 AM
like these ones?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2237218294_e4a499a31f.jpg

I wanna see her in my bed...not pics.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:21 AM
what happened to rob?

these fucking youngsters have no endurance.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2384742780_09594ccc0b.jpg

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:21 AM
I wanna see her in my bed...not pics.

so you dont want the topless sunbathing pics?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2374/2142549130_ffe6e5950c.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:25 AM
I love it when ur on posting fire.

WAR BEETS!!!

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8884/1000404io6.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:26 AM
so you dont want the topless sunbathing pics?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2374/2142549130_ffe6e5950c.jpg

I never said that...keep em comin.

beetsh
04-14-2008, 10:28 AM
wish i could mate but lunchtime is here and the gym calls.

one on the left is yours

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/1042740637_75ab33d325.jpg

Jim
04-14-2008, 10:33 AM
what happened to rob?

these fucking youngsters have no endurance.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2384742780_09594ccc0b.jpg

Young blokes these days huh!?

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/6893/misacampopk6.jpg

DieOff
04-14-2008, 11:24 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/DieOff/1786703657.jpg

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:39 AM
like they never saw a huge pair of nuts and a racehorse like cock before. and if they didnt it was an educational experience for em.

i would say die off is worse though. he makes em touch his.

racehorse like a cock before?

wha is this fuckin pish

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:40 AM
so... youre a racehorse, beets?

beetsh
04-17-2008, 09:41 AM
an accurate description of my muscular appendage.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 09:42 AM
in size anyway

http://www.zoofur.com/horse1.jpg

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:44 AM
good for you jim. resist the urge to post pics please!

it will make df sad

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/493599266_f9dceea908.jpg

pssssssssssssssss

by me, you mean you, dont you?

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:44 AM
she looks like a koreas

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:44 AM
ewwwwwwww

beetsh
04-17-2008, 09:44 AM
where you been anywhere?

been damn quiet round here.

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:44 AM
looks like she had eyelid surgery

hahhahaha stupid yobos

Jim
04-17-2008, 09:46 AM
pssssssssssssssss

by me, you mean you, dont you?

Ohhh Cami.
Ur still my fav girl.

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:46 AM
where you been anywhere?

been damn quiet round here.

i been everywhere :sifone:

or, maybe youre deaf...

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:48 AM
Ohhh Cami.
Ur still my fav girl.

oi, jimmahs...

:sifone:

Jim
04-17-2008, 09:50 AM
oi, jimmahs...

:sifone:

i missed u sweetie..:)

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:50 AM
an accurate description of my muscular appendage.
source?

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 09:50 AM
i missed u sweetie..:)

awz

beetsh
04-17-2008, 09:50 AM
my pr department

Jim
04-17-2008, 09:52 AM
awz

gimme a hug..its been soo long.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 09:58 AM
ok jimbo. no touching my ass this time though.

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 10:34 AM
my pr department

you have a pwater reekan dept?

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
04-17-2008, 10:34 AM
yeah

Jim
04-17-2008, 10:35 AM
ok jimbo. no touching my ass this time though.

its no fun that way
killjoy

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 10:35 AM
gimme a hug..its been soo long.
(((jimmahs)))
ok jimbo. no touching my ass this time though.

i thought you enjoyed the prostata massagee

Jim
04-17-2008, 10:41 AM
(((jimmahs)))


i thought you enjoyed the prostata massagee

from u I would.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 10:41 AM
i had to google that to figure out what the fuck you were talking about. you were the only link that came up.

then i figured it out!

Jim
04-17-2008, 10:43 AM
i had to google that to figure out what the fuck you were talking about. you were the only link that came up.

then i figured it out!

I goofed.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 10:45 AM
i need to quote - i meant

you have a pwater reekan dept?

i apologise for the confusion jimbo!

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 10:57 AM
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

beetsh
04-17-2008, 11:00 AM
taste my hairy balls.

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 11:04 AM
how about i pish in your mooth

Jim
04-17-2008, 11:07 AM
how about i pish in your mooth

oooh...he might like that.

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 11:15 AM
yeah, hes been wanting me to shit down his throat hole for the longest, but i want it to be special...

Jim
04-17-2008, 11:33 AM
yeah, hes been wanting me to shit down his throat hole for the longest, but i want it to be special...

lol...nice one centurion

beetsh
04-17-2008, 11:42 AM
i want pish, shite and spew.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 11:42 AM
and female ejaculation.





...and tears.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 11:43 AM
and period blood.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 11:43 AM
and sweat.

Jim
04-17-2008, 11:45 AM
r u drunk??

beetsh
04-17-2008, 11:47 AM
not yet - its only 11:48 in the morning here.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 11:47 AM
but give me about 5 hours and i will be starting.

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 12:11 PM
why tears?

beetsh
04-17-2008, 01:24 PM
was just thinking of fluids that can come out of chicks

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 03:52 PM
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

beetsh
04-17-2008, 07:54 PM
left

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 07:54 PM
up

beetsh
04-17-2008, 07:56 PM
oh yeah baby thats the spot

Jim
04-17-2008, 07:57 PM
fucking insomnia

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 07:59 PM
:/

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 07:59 PM
no work jimmahs?

beetsh
04-17-2008, 08:01 PM
he is wracked with guilt and self loathing after molestering a wildebeest of a woman

Jim
04-17-2008, 08:02 PM
no work jimmahs?

in 2 hours cami.
:damn:

beetsh
04-17-2008, 08:04 PM
woo hoo - poets day for jimbo

Jim
04-17-2008, 08:07 PM
he is wracked with guilt and self loathing after molestering a wildebeest of a woman

*hangs head

beetsh
04-17-2008, 08:10 PM
did you get rid of her yet?

dragonfly
04-17-2008, 08:13 PM
in 2 hours cami.
:damn:

youre gonna be laggin like a muh fucka :(

Jim
04-17-2008, 08:14 PM
did you get rid of her yet?

Today..thank fuck.

Jim
04-17-2008, 08:15 PM
youre gonna be laggin like a muh fucka :(

tell me about soul sista.

I got 2 or 3 hrs sleep though so i'll be OK.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 08:16 PM
i bet shes gonna steal your shit.


or arrive at your door tonight with a big "SUPRISE" and tales of how she couldnt leave and got off the bus.

beetsh
04-17-2008, 08:16 PM
tell me about soul sista.

I got 2 or 3 hrs sleep though so i'll be OK.

redbull.

Jim
04-17-2008, 08:23 PM
i bet shes gonna steal your shit.


or arrive at your door tonight with a big "SUPRISE" and tales of how she couldnt leave and got off the bus.

Negative.

If that happens she's straight in the spare room

beetsh
04-17-2008, 08:25 PM
no jim you say fuck off and close the door.

dont let her in the spare room!