DieOff
04-09-2008, 05:50 AM
Mike McMahon reporting from the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, MA:
A bunch of dancers are out with The Great Khali to start Smackdown. His manager says Khali has a peace offering. The Big Show comes out. Khali gives the Big Show a bunch of Indian things including a goat. They shake hands then Show knocks him out with one blow.
Non-title: The Miz and John Morrison vs. Shannon Moore and Jimmy Wang Yang. Miz pinned Yang after an inverted ace crusher type move.
Segment with Edge and Vicki Guerrero getting massages, not at the arena.
Finlay and Hornswoggle vs. Matt Striker. Hornswoggle squirts Striker mid match. After more antics, Finlay wins via start shot.
Victoria with "Natalia" (Nattie Neidhart). They show an anvil highlight reel. Nat cuts a short promo. Michelle comes out, bell rings for a match with Victoria. Victoria wins after Nat throws something at Michelle to distract her.
HBK/Batista in ring segment. HBK says everyone has moved on except Batista. Batista says HBK stabbed people in th eback. Michaels and Batista could get by on size, but he couldn't. So he did what he had to. Segment ends with Michals faking sweet chin music and then a brief brawl.
Local talent Matt Logan (who also jobbed on Heat) loses to Vladimir Kozlov via a reverse DDT.
MVP out to do commentary for Matt Hardy vs. Chuck Palumbo. Palumbo is so freaking boring. Hardy wins via the twist of fate. He's insanely over. He yells at MVP, who leaves.
Interview with Jesse. He says he's never seen Festus like that before. Of course, Festus looks the same as usual.
Undertaker d. Festus via gogoplata. Ref bump that led to nothing, new ref came down to call for the bell. Think Smackdown ends here. Edgeheads and Chavo Guerrero beat down the Undertaker. Batista win the save. Edge comes out. Then Kane. Massive brawling. Big Show out next. Faces beat down the heels.
A bunch of dancers are out with The Great Khali to start Smackdown. His manager says Khali has a peace offering. The Big Show comes out. Khali gives the Big Show a bunch of Indian things including a goat. They shake hands then Show knocks him out with one blow.
Non-title: The Miz and John Morrison vs. Shannon Moore and Jimmy Wang Yang. Miz pinned Yang after an inverted ace crusher type move.
Segment with Edge and Vicki Guerrero getting massages, not at the arena.
Finlay and Hornswoggle vs. Matt Striker. Hornswoggle squirts Striker mid match. After more antics, Finlay wins via start shot.
Victoria with "Natalia" (Nattie Neidhart). They show an anvil highlight reel. Nat cuts a short promo. Michelle comes out, bell rings for a match with Victoria. Victoria wins after Nat throws something at Michelle to distract her.
HBK/Batista in ring segment. HBK says everyone has moved on except Batista. Batista says HBK stabbed people in th eback. Michaels and Batista could get by on size, but he couldn't. So he did what he had to. Segment ends with Michals faking sweet chin music and then a brief brawl.
Local talent Matt Logan (who also jobbed on Heat) loses to Vladimir Kozlov via a reverse DDT.
MVP out to do commentary for Matt Hardy vs. Chuck Palumbo. Palumbo is so freaking boring. Hardy wins via the twist of fate. He's insanely over. He yells at MVP, who leaves.
Interview with Jesse. He says he's never seen Festus like that before. Of course, Festus looks the same as usual.
Undertaker d. Festus via gogoplata. Ref bump that led to nothing, new ref came down to call for the bell. Think Smackdown ends here. Edgeheads and Chavo Guerrero beat down the Undertaker. Batista win the save. Edge comes out. Then Kane. Massive brawling. Big Show out next. Faces beat down the heels.