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oddtopsy
08-15-2006, 12:04 AM
and as usual we were at a party
took a little break so she could suck my dick in the back seat out in the front yard
you know, real gentleman like
so shes sucking my dick, and me being the gentleman that i am, warn her before cumming in her mouth so she can decide what she wants to do with it
(im a firm believer in womens rights)*
*(especially when theyre sucking my dick)
so this time she decides to pull out and jack mehoff and slang my baby batter everywhere like tweeking french pastry chef
i did my best to clean it off with one of her work shirts
(again, im a gentleman)
and we go inside

next morning we're at her dads house and he decides that hes going to clean his car out
we're standing outside bullshitting about fights, and weather when he notices a white stain soiling the back of the passanger seat
"what the hell is that?" he says "did you get some of your lotion on my seat?"
so he licks his finger and vigorously starts wiping the strands of my DNA from the leather
i squeezed my girlfriends hand and she shot me the OMGROFLMFAO face
he got some of it off but refused to be thwarted from having a clean seat due to lack of effort
so he licks his finger again and wipes harder
not sure whether i should laugh or throw up i stood in silence as he repeated the process until his leather was spit shined clean to his standards
"ok daddy we're leaving" my girlfriend blurts out and grabs my hand and heads for the car
we stare at eachother for a few seconds with our O faces and start driving
im still not sure whether i should laugh or puke

needless to say
PWND.

the end

RoryZilla
08-15-2006, 01:50 AM
You have made your GF lose all respect for her dad. Congratulations.

oddtopsy
08-15-2006, 01:57 AM
i guess that makes me her daddy now

RoryZilla
08-15-2006, 01:59 AM
i guess that makes me her daddy now

Gross.

Incest is not the best.

oddtopsy
08-15-2006, 02:00 AM
what if i claim illegitimate stepfather status?

RoryZilla
08-15-2006, 02:05 AM
what if i claim illegitimate stepfather status?

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

oddtopsy
08-15-2006, 02:07 AM
i dont know if it floats my boat
but it definitely blows my hair back

RoryZilla
08-15-2006, 02:09 AM
i dont know if it floats my boat
but it definitely blows my hair back

Does it stay that way or does it go back to normal?

oddtopsy
08-15-2006, 02:10 AM
im not sure...
i usually wear a hat

RoryZilla
08-15-2006, 02:13 AM
im not sure...
i usually wear a hat

I only wear a hat at work.

Elduderino
08-15-2006, 02:40 AM
to be honest i would have laughed

there would have been no stopping it

RoryZilla
08-15-2006, 02:46 AM
to be honest i would have laughed

there would have been no stopping it

The real question is...would you have told him what he just did?

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
08-15-2006, 11:59 PM
hahahaha good job bro...good job! fuck him! go to the car wash now Big Daddy!

oddtopsy
08-16-2006, 05:42 AM
Thanks Rudy...
next, im gong to try to get him to eat my shit

Resin
08-16-2006, 09:38 AM
0wned and yes you are her father Luke.

chop
08-16-2006, 01:30 PM
best story ive read in years,I would have laughed

Nasty Nate
08-19-2006, 03:34 AM
holy shit that is absolutely horrible, yet ridiculously hilarious. this shit is def like chappelle show or movie material. n if i wer her dad n i found out, i wud beat ur ass, tie u down, teabag u, shit in your mouth, then wud hire escaped convicteds to fuck u in the ass. and video tape it all and show it to my daughter. then i wud say to her "wat now bitch!" but still deep down feel horibbly disgusted in myself. lol

oddtopsy
09-09-2006, 10:50 PM
yeah..
now im not allowed to stay the night anymore...
i think i might have been exposed somehow
WAS IT ONE OF YOU FUCKERS??!!111

Shoei
09-09-2006, 10:53 PM
interesting story Odd.

Resin
09-09-2006, 11:23 PM
Her dad must have tasted "cum" a few times in his life ehhh?

JoeboCop
09-10-2006, 12:19 AM
haha good job odd

fucking hilarious

Lethal730
09-10-2006, 12:41 AM
who da the fuck cleans stains by lickin there fingers over and over...sick. Fuckin great story btw bro. Daddy got what he diserved if you ask me. Next time he'll use a rag

oddtopsy
09-10-2006, 01:05 AM
who da the fuck cleans stains by lickin there fingers over and over...sick. Fuckin great story btw bro. Daddy got what he diserved if you ask me. Next time he'll use a rag
Yeah but he probally doesn't want to us any of the 'rags' laying around the house either..

Lethal730
09-10-2006, 01:06 AM
Yeah but he probally doesn't want to us any of the 'rags' laying around the house either..
Bwahaha

oddtopsy
09-10-2006, 01:08 AM
Nice av joebo..
Goretex is the shit

lazepunk
09-25-2006, 02:06 AM
kind of funny

Rob
09-26-2006, 09:57 AM
That story was hilarious PWNED lol, good work oddtopsy

JoeboCop
09-26-2006, 12:37 PM
Nice av joebo..
Goretex is the shit

thanks dude (just noticed)


This thread is still hilarious.