oddtopsy
08-15-2006, 12:04 AM
and as usual we were at a party
took a little break so she could suck my dick in the back seat out in the front yard
you know, real gentleman like
so shes sucking my dick, and me being the gentleman that i am, warn her before cumming in her mouth so she can decide what she wants to do with it
(im a firm believer in womens rights)*
*(especially when theyre sucking my dick)
so this time she decides to pull out and jack mehoff and slang my baby batter everywhere like tweeking french pastry chef
i did my best to clean it off with one of her work shirts
(again, im a gentleman)
and we go inside
next morning we're at her dads house and he decides that hes going to clean his car out
we're standing outside bullshitting about fights, and weather when he notices a white stain soiling the back of the passanger seat
"what the hell is that?" he says "did you get some of your lotion on my seat?"
so he licks his finger and vigorously starts wiping the strands of my DNA from the leather
i squeezed my girlfriends hand and she shot me the OMGROFLMFAO face
he got some of it off but refused to be thwarted from having a clean seat due to lack of effort
so he licks his finger again and wipes harder
not sure whether i should laugh or throw up i stood in silence as he repeated the process until his leather was spit shined clean to his standards
"ok daddy we're leaving" my girlfriend blurts out and grabs my hand and heads for the car
we stare at eachother for a few seconds with our O faces and start driving
im still not sure whether i should laugh or puke
needless to say
PWND.
the end
took a little break so she could suck my dick in the back seat out in the front yard
you know, real gentleman like
so shes sucking my dick, and me being the gentleman that i am, warn her before cumming in her mouth so she can decide what she wants to do with it
(im a firm believer in womens rights)*
*(especially when theyre sucking my dick)
so this time she decides to pull out and jack mehoff and slang my baby batter everywhere like tweeking french pastry chef
i did my best to clean it off with one of her work shirts
(again, im a gentleman)
and we go inside
next morning we're at her dads house and he decides that hes going to clean his car out
we're standing outside bullshitting about fights, and weather when he notices a white stain soiling the back of the passanger seat
"what the hell is that?" he says "did you get some of your lotion on my seat?"
so he licks his finger and vigorously starts wiping the strands of my DNA from the leather
i squeezed my girlfriends hand and she shot me the OMGROFLMFAO face
he got some of it off but refused to be thwarted from having a clean seat due to lack of effort
so he licks his finger again and wipes harder
not sure whether i should laugh or throw up i stood in silence as he repeated the process until his leather was spit shined clean to his standards
"ok daddy we're leaving" my girlfriend blurts out and grabs my hand and heads for the car
we stare at eachother for a few seconds with our O faces and start driving
im still not sure whether i should laugh or puke
needless to say
PWND.
the end