post some of your quotes

[pokey]

post some of your personal quotes or phrases

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. WTF do you do when you get passionfruit?

When life throws you a fastball, lean in and take one for the team.

[pokey]

if they're my fore fathers then im a son of a bitch

[Squirrel]

You can adjust your drunk to your high but you can't adjust your high to your drunk.

[deegs]

'i'd fuck my cousin'

[amanamagus]

BTJ masterbates
~Ninja.

My hand is my valentine.
~Aman.

"I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something." ~ Dave Attell

"Masturbation: Shaking hands with the unemployed." - George Carlin

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." ~ Lily Tomlin

[YouSlayMe]

!!!!!

[YouSlayMe]

BTJ masterbates
~Ninja.

My hand is my valentine.
~Aman.

"I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something." ~ Dave Attell

"Masturbation: Shaking hands with the unemployed." - George Carlin

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." ~ Lily Tomlin


life is like a smorgasbord. eat it up.

p.s. i effin love george carlin, but he's just WRONG...i work 5 days a week!
:sifone:

[pokey]

give a man a match he'll stay warm for the night, light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[ZiLLa]

Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. ~Author Unknown

[ZiLLa]

"Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe – a spirit vastly superior to that of man, and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble. In this way the pursuit of science leads to a religious feeling of a special sort, which is indeed quite different of the religiosity of someone more naive." - Einstein

[lancaster]

"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly." - Einstein

[nakedrear]

You are not the victim of the world you see because you invented it

no one can be angry at a fact

One illusion cherished...makes all truth meaningless....

Do you prefer that you be right or happy?

The truth is simple; it is one without an opposite

Reality cannot be partly appreciated

Illusions are investments. They will last as long as you value them

[kronker]

You are not the victim of the world you see because you invented it

no one can be angry at a fact

One illusion cherished...makes all truth meaningless....

Do you prefer that you be right or happy?

The truth is simple; it is one without an opposite

Reality cannot be partly appreciated

Illusions are investments. They will last as long as you value them

Wow. Some of these are great.

You are not the victim of the world you see because you invented it
Do you prefer that you be right or happy?
Illusions are investments. They will last as long as you value them

[Squirrel]

I thought these were supposed to be our original quotes

[Elduderino]

"Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe – a spirit vastly superior to that of man, and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble. In this way the pursuit of science leads to a religious feeling of a special sort, which is indeed quite different of the religiosity of someone more naive." - Einstein

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."

"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people."

"Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground"

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain"

-John Lennon

[deegs]

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."

"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people."

"Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground"

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain"

-John Lennon


you might wanna read someone else biography as well

[YouSlayMe]

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."

"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people."

"Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground"

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain"

-John Lennon

bag it, bag it!!!

WAR John Lennon

[cam]

i'll be me and you be you

that what i always say when i dont feel like hearing someones ideas about what i should be doing or saying

[YouSlayMe]

i'll be me and you be you

that what i always say when i dont feel like hearing someones ideas about what i should be doing or saying

i like that...so original; may i use it?

[cam]

i like that...so original; may i use it?

of course


my other camism is

"i just gotta be me"

which is my excuse when i do things others dont like and am questioned about it. I have issues with being questioned by others about my behavior.

[YouSlayMe]

of course


my other camism is

"i just gotta be me"

which is my excuse when i do things others dont like and am questioned about it. I have issues with being questioned by others about my behavior.

lol

yes, i suspected as much when u told me not long ago u do not like to answer questions!

[cam]

for you i will make exceptions

ask away, my shoe size is twelve and my favorite color is forest green, i like cool evening strolls with transvestites and girls that let me touch their breasts

[YouSlayMe]

for you i will make exceptions

ask away, my shoe size is twelve and my favorite color is forest green, i like cool evening strolls with transvestites and girls that let me touch their breasts

lots of valuable info; thank u. we will resume the "interrogation" in the not so distant future, if that is ok with u?

:)

[jetjaguar]

"stop trying to mellow my harsh!"

[jetjaguar]

"my name is Larry and I'm a sagitarious, and I like a woman who loves everything and everybody. Float,... float on"

the Floaters

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/f/floaters~~~_floaton~~_101b.jpg

[Elduderino]

you might wanna read someone else biography as well

"I Use to think anyonje doing anything weird, was weird. Now I know that it is the people who call others weird, that are weird"

"Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard”

- Paul McCartney


"In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity"

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. "

"Buy the ticket, take the ride"

- Dr. Hunter S Thompson

"It's Better to burn out than to fade away"

"Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go with the music. A lot of music is crap and it's all commercial and the images are all trying to sell the record"

- Neil young

[Lord Krishna]

It's not rape, it's just surprise sex.

[Lethal730]

I read some where that drinking was bad for your health and it scared me. So i stopped reading

[Lord Krishna]

Meaning is artificial, significance is real