pokey
03-15-2008, 01:59 AM
this will sound like work but, fuck you.
they say good things happen in three's
first i got new job
second i got the next day off(day after 1st part of this thread)
and the third i have to go in detail
ok so i got a new yob, and got the next day off work so i wanna go party.
i go to odd's pad and pick up some skunkies and chill 4 a while. the door was locked, which lead me to believe he was sleeping or gone (normally i just walk in).
but as i turn around to walk back to my pad, the door opens and its his roomate(my homie) he said i could kick it and smoke, but he was crashin.
then he gets a call from his old roomate( our homie charlie) saying he gonna drop off the key.
charlie wants to goto the strip club.
this is something i have waited a while for. charlies uncle(who i will refer to as Uncle) owns the strip club, which is very popular out here in AZ, but to keep it discrete i'll call it Alleged Bush Company(jajaja)
charlie begins to tell me that we are doing a favor for Uncle.(this is were it gets twisted)
Uncle has heard that the door man has been excepting bribes from minors in exchange for wristbands to the over 21 side. which normally i wouldnt mind, but now Uncle's lively hood is on the line so its not ok. charlie gives me 40 bucks, 20 to bribe the doorman with, and 20 as pay from Uncle.
oh shit my first undercover security job
go to doorman with $20 behind my I.D., sure as shit he gives me a wrist band.
so we go get some brews, take a seat front and center for some good 'ol unconditional, strictly finacial stripper luvin. i was staring at some boobs when i notice that charlie is gone. when he comes back he brings his aunt and i introduce myself, blah blah blah, then we get to business and she told us to follow her.
we go through the strippers locker room to the office. OMG SO MANY BOOBIES! Uncle is in there smoking a cig on a confrence call about the door man.we show him our wrist bands, and he gets pissed.
"Someone fucking call "doorman" in here"
he comes in there door, and sees the 2 of us and shits his pants but tried to hide it.
doorman says,"whats going on" all none shlaunt, just then i shit my pants from laughter thinking is he really that stupid
Uncle:"do i even need to say anything"
doorman just shook his head
Uncle:"i would like my nephews money back"
doorman gives money back
Uncle:"now get your shit and leave"
then alot of talking
k the busting the dood wasnt number 3, number 3 was we got to keep our wristbands, free shots of patron all night, we're chillin in the vip loft looking down the shirts that the stripper werent wearing, got free dances un-affiliated with the heist (those were on the account of donpokey patented stripper juice, which is really just muddy water) emo larry got so trashed he threw up in the lobby and left without us, and thats all i can really remember.
suck nuts
-Don Pokey
they say good things happen in three's
first i got new job
second i got the next day off(day after 1st part of this thread)
and the third i have to go in detail
ok so i got a new yob, and got the next day off work so i wanna go party.
i go to odd's pad and pick up some skunkies and chill 4 a while. the door was locked, which lead me to believe he was sleeping or gone (normally i just walk in).
but as i turn around to walk back to my pad, the door opens and its his roomate(my homie) he said i could kick it and smoke, but he was crashin.
then he gets a call from his old roomate( our homie charlie) saying he gonna drop off the key.
charlie wants to goto the strip club.
this is something i have waited a while for. charlies uncle(who i will refer to as Uncle) owns the strip club, which is very popular out here in AZ, but to keep it discrete i'll call it Alleged Bush Company(jajaja)
charlie begins to tell me that we are doing a favor for Uncle.(this is were it gets twisted)
Uncle has heard that the door man has been excepting bribes from minors in exchange for wristbands to the over 21 side. which normally i wouldnt mind, but now Uncle's lively hood is on the line so its not ok. charlie gives me 40 bucks, 20 to bribe the doorman with, and 20 as pay from Uncle.
oh shit my first undercover security job
go to doorman with $20 behind my I.D., sure as shit he gives me a wrist band.
so we go get some brews, take a seat front and center for some good 'ol unconditional, strictly finacial stripper luvin. i was staring at some boobs when i notice that charlie is gone. when he comes back he brings his aunt and i introduce myself, blah blah blah, then we get to business and she told us to follow her.
we go through the strippers locker room to the office. OMG SO MANY BOOBIES! Uncle is in there smoking a cig on a confrence call about the door man.we show him our wrist bands, and he gets pissed.
"Someone fucking call "doorman" in here"
he comes in there door, and sees the 2 of us and shits his pants but tried to hide it.
doorman says,"whats going on" all none shlaunt, just then i shit my pants from laughter thinking is he really that stupid
Uncle:"do i even need to say anything"
doorman just shook his head
Uncle:"i would like my nephews money back"
doorman gives money back
Uncle:"now get your shit and leave"
then alot of talking
k the busting the dood wasnt number 3, number 3 was we got to keep our wristbands, free shots of patron all night, we're chillin in the vip loft looking down the shirts that the stripper werent wearing, got free dances un-affiliated with the heist (those were on the account of donpokey patented stripper juice, which is really just muddy water) emo larry got so trashed he threw up in the lobby and left without us, and thats all i can really remember.
suck nuts
-Don Pokey