I was walking up the hallway of my house when my legs came out from underneath me and I smashed my elbow in the hardwood floor
I slipped in dog piss
so im lying there in the dark in dog piss injured and I got to thinking about dinner, but I had no food just stale bread so I made peanut butter toast and watched Good Luck Chuck.
after a great Friday night like this I usually like to sit up to 4.30am and post to myself
I also just started smoking cigs again because I dont wanna live for longer

did you ever mop up the dog piss?

yes I spread it around the house with a mop

did you do it properly?

http://www.ehow.com/how_115_mop-floor.html?ref=fuel

proper clean up is important

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/184247dac9421503d.jpg

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/184247dac9423d8b6.bmp

ooohh check mr fancy with his hardwood floor

we all know its laminate but just humour him.

hardwood floor in a trailer indeed! madness

its not really hardwod floor its just floor boards that interlock over a concrete slab but I did it myself so its A grade work

I got my right index finger severed at work the other day.Its a fukin mess.

So were both injured.

i over reacted im not to bad today I thought I was gonna have to get the arm removed

i over reacted im not to bad today I thought I was gonna have to get the arm removed

my fingertip had a cameltoe.8 stiches and they couldnt close it properly cause there was bits of grissel and shit hangin out.

And I didnt even cry cause im awesome..

i has a headache.

im injured.

this is what i get for trying to do math.

*is pwnt

I feel bad for ya mang. I'm gonna cut myself to feel teh payne.

my fingertip had a cameltoe.8 stiches and they couldnt close it properly cause there was bits of grissel and shit hangin out.

And I didnt even cry cause im awesome..

I only cry when people spawn kill me on battlefield other than that I never cry

those cheating noobs

it's ok mbl you were wearing you're dress shoes like tito/lee M. incident.

I only cry when people spawn kill me on battlefield other than that I never cry

those cheating noobs

the only time i've ever cried was about 8 mths ago when ven flamed me.

yeah MLB is my trailer homie!

WARR TRAILERS!

I choose to live in a trailer because its easier to score drugs and get laid by a 40 year old crackwhore

I choose to live in a trailer because its easier to score drugs and get laid by a 40 year old crackwhore

hows your dad keeping?

my finger was just starting to mend and i split it open again today at work.

And it really hurt. :wah:

you should go down the body modification route. like those fucks with the tongues do.

i have no idea what ur talking about btj?

*my finger is gonna b deformed when it finally heals.

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/tonguesplit/tongue_split.jpg

if i had a camera i'd take a pic of my finger and show ya.
Everyone i show cringes and says...oooooh.

do a sketch in mspaint aussie style!

do a sketch in mspaint aussie style!

i cant use MS paint.

Im a computer noob

well i guess your graphic discription will have to suffice.

is it affecting your masterbation?

well i guess your graphic discription will have to suffice.

is it affecting your masterbation?

No.i actually jerkoff with my left hand so the sore fingy hasnt interfered with my private agenda.

your left handed?

your left handed?

No i'm right handed but for some reason i jerkoff with the left.

does that make me ambedextrous?

nah just kinda weird.

nah just kinda weird.

but in a good way

so do you use your left hand for other shit?

i iron with my left hand for some reason. and i can never remember which side your meant to set the knife and fork too cos i use em in either hand

so do you use your left hand for other shit?

i iron with my left hand for some reason. and i can never remember which side your meant to set the knife and fork too cos i use em in either hand

No.
Im relly unco with my left by when it comes to batting off the left knows just how i like it...????

it likes the spasmodic unexpected movements

it likes the spasmodic unexpected movements

Nah...just yrs of practice.

so you can wank and write at the same time.

quality.

so you can wank and write at the same time.

quality.

Come on man,that cant b done!
U know u have to be fully focused when ur floggin ur log.

write something arousing then.

i bet it could be done.