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ferg[adr]
03-10-2008, 01:05 AM
RORY:
http://rubbermallet.org/rory.jpg

KEVIN SMITH:
http://rubbermallet.org/kevinsmith.jpg



how uncanny is that?

Rory
03-10-2008, 01:06 AM
It's been done.

Ask Resin.

Rory
03-10-2008, 01:08 AM
Newest pic

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e14/Rdrvgs/RORYwhiteshirt001.jpg

ferg[adr]
03-10-2008, 01:08 AM
i'm not surprised, i figured somebody else had to notice before.

you could actually be a stunt double for him.

Resin
03-10-2008, 01:08 AM
This is hardly anything new to speak of actually.

Resin
03-10-2008, 01:09 AM
Newest pic

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e14/Rdrvgs/RORYwhiteshirt001.jpg



I preferred when you had some facial hair........ it makes you look cooler.

ferg[adr]
03-10-2008, 01:09 AM
Newest pic

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e14/Rdrvgs/RORYwhiteshirt001.jpg

now you just look like steven seagal's homosexual twin.

ferg[adr]
03-10-2008, 01:11 AM
I preferred when you had some facial hair........ it makes you look cooler.

yeah, if i was him i'd pay somebody to off kevin smith and then dispose of the body and take over the guy's identity. i'm sure he's rich.

Rory
03-10-2008, 01:11 AM
now you just look like steven seagal's homosexual twin.

I am a man of many faces.

Rory
03-10-2008, 01:12 AM
I preferred when you had some facial hair........ it makes you look cooler.

You have a shaved face to work in the refineries.

Resin
03-10-2008, 01:16 AM
You have a shaved face to work in the refineries.



I shaved to get with some young ass if you really have to know.


I havent shaved in a few days now though.

ferg[adr]
03-10-2008, 01:20 AM
You have a shaved face to work in the refineries.

why did you specifically mention face? what are you up to here?

Resin
03-10-2008, 01:22 AM
yeah, if i was him i'd pay somebody to off kevin smith and then dispose of the body and take over the guy's identity. i'm sure he's rich.



that is a good joke Ferguson.




btw.... that is an excellent scheme.... no one will miss him anyways and im sure you can fool his family and friends.

ninjashoes
03-10-2008, 02:10 AM
long hair Rory>short haired Rory

Rory
03-10-2008, 02:11 AM
long hair Rory>short haired Rory

Fake hair Rory?

chalupa
03-10-2008, 02:24 AM
If it is fake hair Rory then get yo self a fly ass weave.

http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/s/07/4c/c9/9a_2.JPG

Tell me the brothers wouldn't hit that Mr. sexay foreman.

ninjashoes
03-10-2008, 02:27 AM
Fake hair Rory?

uyy I've been tricked

wimmer
03-10-2008, 02:43 AM
He tricked us all.


You look lean and mean in the new pic, rory. and props for not having any gray hair, i got it coming out my ears

Odin
03-10-2008, 02:46 AM
He tricked us all.


You look lean and mean in the new pic, rory. and props for not having any gray hair, i got it coming out my ears

gray hair is awesome. i cant wait till all mine gets that way. itll prolly take another ten years, but i still cant wait.

wimmer
03-10-2008, 02:54 AM
I've been dying mine. lol :thatsgay: and it's not really all that gray but my last gf was so much younger and everyone was giving me shit.

i decided a couple months ago that dying my hair shows insecurity about my age so i'm letting it go from now on... so at least i can pretend to be confident.

chalupa
03-10-2008, 02:59 AM
Chicks dig the salt and pepper. Makes you look distinguished.

Odin
03-10-2008, 03:11 AM
I've been dying mine. lol :thatsgay: and it's not really all that gray but my last gf was so much younger and everyone was giving me shit.

i decided a couple months ago that dying my hair shows insecurity about my age so i'm letting it go from now on... so at least i can pretend to be confident.

if im not insecure about mine at 15 years younger than you, you got nothing to stress about at all hoss.

ninjashoes
03-10-2008, 04:17 AM
who cares about grey hairs

at least your not a red headed hebrew like brian

Odin
03-10-2008, 04:22 AM
who cares about grey hairs

at least your not a red headed hebrew like brian

that is an impressive combo.

whats with the sudden outburst of anti-brian sentiment, btw? i thought you were past that.

YoshI
03-10-2008, 05:20 AM
that is an impressive combo.

whats with the sudden outburst of anti-brian sentiment, btw? i thought you were past that.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2777/gjjs5.jpg

ninjashoes
03-10-2008, 05:31 AM
that is an impressive combo.

whats with the sudden outburst of anti-brian sentiment, btw? i thought you were past that.

I'm not anti-brian

brian is my friend and we joke with eachother

The Fire
03-10-2008, 05:33 AM
I don't mind the grays as much, my hair is still dark enough that you really have to look for them. It is the thinning up top that is making my widows peak look like a receding hairline if I wear my hair certain ways. Fuck getting old. More hair on my back and in my ears and less on my head.

J-Sin
03-10-2008, 05:51 AM
Newest pic

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e14/Rdrvgs/RORYwhiteshirt001.jpg

you malignant feces stain on society

Rory
03-10-2008, 02:39 PM
yeah, like you have a reason to speak. Go do somemore drugs and kill yourself faster or at least chemically castrate yourself so you do not add to the gene pool, I think we can all agree that no one wants that.

MBL
03-10-2008, 02:43 PM
stop bumping old threads

Odin
03-10-2008, 09:54 PM
I don't mind the grays as much, my hair is still dark enough that you really have to look for them. It is the thinning up top that is making my widows peak look like a receding hairline if I wear my hair certain ways. Fuck getting old. More hair on my back and in my ears and less on my head.

i hear that man. seems its just migrating back my scalp and working its way to my butt.

TBA
03-11-2008, 02:58 AM
Light heavyweight, clean shaven Rory > heavyweight, goatse version IMO.

ferg[adr]
03-11-2008, 03:41 AM
uyyyyyyyyy grey hair gets you laid, i can't wait either. i just hope my plumbing still works then.

TBA
03-11-2008, 03:42 AM
I pluck like 10 gray hairs a week.

Oh and *goateed (for my earlier post)

Odin
03-11-2008, 03:46 AM
I pluck like 10 gray hairs a week.

Oh and *goateed (for my earlier post)

freudian slip?

Rory
03-11-2008, 03:47 AM
Light heavyweight, clean shaven Rory > heavyweight, goatse version IMO.

I will be middleweight by June guaranteed.

ferg[adr]
03-11-2008, 03:48 AM
lol

goatse rox

wimmer
03-11-2008, 03:51 AM
uyyyyyyyyy grey hair gets you laid,



hate to burst your bubble but :no:



not if you don't leave the house

wimmer
03-11-2008, 03:52 AM
I will be middleweight by June guaranteed.


me too dog damnit. you inspired me, mo more junk food

Rory
03-11-2008, 03:53 AM
me too dod damnit. you inspired me, mo more junk food

Fuck yeah!!! I will post before and after pics when I hit my goal.

TBA
03-11-2008, 04:06 AM
This reminds me, I need to go lift some weights tonight, so I can someday make it up to lightweight from my 141.

It was kind of embarassing when a girl asked my weight not long ago and I answered truthfully. I should be at least 150 just to sound okay.

ferg[adr]
03-11-2008, 04:11 AM
hate to burst your bubble but :no:



not if you don't leave the house

lol

well thats just as well my dick wont be good for anything but pissing by then

probably not even that

dragonfly
03-11-2008, 04:20 AM
Light heavyweight, clean shaven Rory > heavyweight, goatse version IMO.

lol @ goatse

MMAsterkillah
03-11-2008, 06:36 AM
WARR CELEB Look-alikes, especially if you look like two guys who don't look anything alike...

Kevin Smith and Steven Seagal('s gay twin)

dragonfly
03-11-2008, 06:56 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/dragonfly8O8/jpgs/ent/seagal_carrottop.jpg

rory & dr bob???

TBA
03-11-2008, 06:58 AM
LOL

Neither of those two pairs should ever be in the same building together.

Something is just wrong about the whole thing.

DF, how's the asthma. Is it something I should worry about later?

chalupa
03-11-2008, 06:59 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/dragonfly8O8/jpgs/ent/seagal_carrottop.jpg

rory & dr bob???

It's like Sinatra and Martin anew. Only gingerier and shinier.

dragonfly
03-11-2008, 07:02 AM
LOL

Neither of those two pairs should ever be in the same building together.

Something is just wrong about the whole thing.

DF, how's the asthma. Is it something I should worry about later?

yeah, check out the demotivator for that pic...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/dragonfly8O8/jpgs/demotivators/motivator4124226.jpg

agreed

my asthma is oki, thanks... no, not unless you plan to work me like a part time job, tibby l❤ve...

TBA
03-11-2008, 07:05 AM
On that last note from Drag♥nfly I will go to bed now :-)

dragonfly
03-11-2008, 07:15 AM
On that last note from Drag♥nfly I will go to bed now :-)

oyasuminasai, tibby l❤ve...

J-Sin
03-11-2008, 08:32 PM
I got beef with people who eat too much.

Rory
03-12-2008, 01:33 AM
I got beef with people who eat too much.

You have beef with anyone who is smarter than you...that is why you have beef with everyone.

cam
03-12-2008, 01:35 AM
You have beef with anyone who is smarter than you...that is why you have beef with everyone.

i believe you may have a window to Jasons soul

Rory
03-12-2008, 01:54 AM
i believe you may have a window to Jasons soul

I know. Plus his gimmick is tired.

Odin
03-12-2008, 02:06 AM
You have beef with anyone who is smarter than you...that is why you have beef with everyone.


this is so right on the money its not even funny. im so glad i found the ignore function so i no longer have to suffer thru his ignorant ranting.

Rory
03-12-2008, 02:08 AM
this is so right on the money its not even funny. im so glad i found the ignore function so i no longer have to suffer thru his ignorant ranting.

I do not have that luxury being a mod I must scan and perhaps punish the ones that are trying to shatter the rules.

Odin
03-12-2008, 02:26 AM
I do not have that luxury being a mod I must scan and perhaps punish the ones that are trying to shatter the rules.

i do not envy you in the task of wading through some of the shit he spouts. its something i have been blissfully enjoying the lack of since i discovered the ignore option.

Rory
03-12-2008, 02:56 AM
i do not envy you in the task of wading through some of the shit he spouts. its something i have been blissfully enjoying the lack of since i discovered the ignore option.

He is good for talking shit to. Its actually pretty funny...he tries so hard and gets owned every time.

Odin
03-12-2008, 03:02 AM
He is good for talking shit to. Its actually pretty funny...he tries so hard and gets owned every time.

it was at first. but it got far too old far too fast. now it just makes me want to punch myself in the face. far easier on my hands to just ignore him.