Somethin for the ladies

[chulahumper]

Did you hear it girl? Yeah you heard it. That's the sound your heart makes when I pour my syrup all over these hot waffles oh so divine and genuine like ridin the pony and drinkin cherry wine. What's that? You want a massage? Huh, well Bed, Bath, and Beyond is right around the corner girl. Step into my Corolla and dig the pseudo suede as we glide into the soap aisle and find your shoulder vibrator delight cause tonight I'm puttin my healin hands all over those butterscotch curves and whistlin dixie. Mmmmm. Yeah. Girl. Can you feel it? My Corolla's an automatic but baby you work my stick shift like Mario Andretti on a James Brown themed Carousel drippin with sexual chocolate and turkish delight. What's that? Girl I got my L.L. Bean socks on and Donkey Kong is already on for this lover man Toucan Sam though the nose smells no cheerio O's just your sweet sweet pantyhose. So as I hit the door and hang up the phone I just want you to know one simple thing more, and that's this girl... you are my lady. Dig.

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[ferg]

we're all dudes here. sure there are some "female posters" but irl those accounts all belong to jeff sherwood.

[ninjashoes]

I seen Jeff Sherwood at the store, I looked at him to say hi but he looked away

I guess I am banned from being friends now too

[beetsh]

you crossed certain boundaries. friends dont grope friends.

[dragonfly]

i like dangelo

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[ninjashoes]

I should learn how to sing like a black guy

[beetsh]

My darling I, canīt get enough of your love, babe
Girl, I donīt know, I donīt know why
Canīt get enough of your love babe
Oh, some things i canīt get used to
No matter how I try
Just like the more you give, the more I want
And baby, thatīs no lie
Oh no, babe

[dragonfly]

I should learn how to sing like a black guy

then you gonna be stuntin like yo daddy

[dragonfly]

My darling I, canīt get enough of your love, babe
Girl, I donīt know, I donīt know why
Canīt get enough of your love babe
Oh, some things i canīt get used to
No matter how I try
Just like the more you give, the more I want
And baby, thatīs no lie
Oh no, babe

no, i will not shit down your throat hole, beasty...

[dragonfly]

*watches vid again*

[beetsh]

i have cash

[ninjashoes]

oooooooooo girl you know you want it
you know you want my liitttle diiiick
I'll give it to ya Ill give it to ya
they calll it halffff a stickkkk

[dragonfly]

i have cash
big money grip?

[beetsh]

kung fu grip.

[dragonfly]

oooooooooo girl you know you want it
you know you want my liitttle diiiick
I'll give it to ya Ill give it to ya
they calll it halffff a stickkkk

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4:20

[dragonfly]

kung fu grip.

big money grip = rich mofo

[Nasty Nate]

bwaahahahaha ninja.

[YouSlayMe]

Did you hear it girl? Yeah you heard it. That's the sound your heart makes when I pour my syrup all over these hot waffles oh so divine and genuine like ridin the pony and drinkin cherry wine. What's that? You want a massage? Huh, well Bed, Bath, and Beyond is right around the corner girl. Step into my Corolla and dig the pseudo suede as we glide into the soap aisle and find your shoulder vibrator delight cause tonight I'm puttin my healin hands all over those butterscotch curves and whistlin dixie. Mmmmm. Yeah. Girl. Can you feel it? My Corolla's an automatic but baby you work my stick shift like Mario Andretti on a James Brown themed Carousel drippin with sexual chocolate and turkish delight. What's that? Girl I got my L.L. Bean socks on and Donkey Kong is already on for this lover man Toucan Sam though the nose smells no cheerio O's just your sweet sweet pantyhose. So as I hit the door and hang up the phone I just want you to know one simple thing more, and that's this girl... you are my lady. Dig.

I'm digging it...

oooooooweeee!

Thanks, dahlin.

[QUOTE=BTJ;865505]My darling I, canīt get enough of your love, babe
Girl, I donīt know, I donīt know why
Canīt get enough of your love babe
Oh, some things i canīt get used to
No matter how I try
Just like the more you give, the more I want
And baby, thatīs no lie
Oh no, babe

beeteejay, you the man...that's right - Barry White is THE ladykilla of all time. Ya surprise me...I didn't think ya had a romantic bone in yer body!

[dragonfly]

beasty is quite the charmer, oh yes he is...

[YouSlayMe]

beasty is quite the charmer, oh yes he is...
No doubt he CAN be...surprised me.

[beetsh]

im quite the gentleman. i spit in the chicks ass before i start the pumping.

[beetsh]

its the small things like that and holding doors that the chicks notice you see.

[deegs]

im quite the gentleman. i spit in the chicks ass before i start the pumping.


you are a very considerate lover.

[beetsh]

deegs knows the score.

[YouSlayMe]

you are a very considerate lover.

Yeah, either that, or he don't wanna chaf his cock.

[beetsh]

i like really choke and hawk for a good amount of greeners. those dont dry out as fast as regular spit.

[dragonfly]

No doubt he CAN be...surprised me.

lolz

[dragonfly]

Yeah, either that, or he don't wanna chaf his cock.


ding ding ding we have a winner!!!

[dragonfly]

i like really choke and hawk for a good amount of greeners. those dont dry out as fast as regular spit.

in english this time

[deegs]

in english this time

but he's scottish!!

[deegs]

it'll be harder than we think

[beetsh]

whats difficult to understand?

you know you get the big flemmy spit. with the green chunks in it.

[dragonfly]

but he's scottish!!
i did a fopa!!!

[dragonfly]

whats difficult to understand?

you know you get the big flemmy spit. with the green chunks in it.

youre really disgusting you know that?

[beetsh]

bwahahahaha!!

[deegs]

beets, do you think you and cami would be friends if you met in real life? or would the friendship end with you at a police station or shanked by cami?

[beetsh]

police station probably after a drunken misunderstanding.

[dragonfly]

beets, do you think you and cami would be friends if you met in real life? or would the friendship end with you at a police station or shanked by cami?

wed be friends up until the shanking with him ending up in the hoosegow...

[dragonfly]

police station probably after a drunken misunderstanding.

youd forgive me for shanking you though right? bc itd be your fault if it happened

[beetsh]

shit as long as you dont hit anything vital its all good fun.

[dragonfly]

dets what im talking about, a little shanking never hurt no one...

[beetsh]

exactly scars = cool.

[deegs]

shit as long as you dont hit anything vital its all good fun.

love that happy go lucky scottish attitude

[beetsh]

wanna play stabby stabby deegs?

its a lot like magus's male male.

[dragonfly]

you jus wanna push deegs shit in

[deegs]

wanna play stabby stabby deegs?

its a lot like magus's male male.


a sword fight with me will leave you impaled and unable to continue for the night

[deegs]

cami, should i pink sock beets? he's asking for it

[beetsh]

whats that th3n?

[deegs]

whats that th3n?

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf1.gif
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[deegs]

teh PINK SOCK

[deegs]

it's coming to ya, beets

[beetsh]

sweet. i love new experiences.

[deegs]

love that happy go lucky scottish attitude

QFT

[beetsh]

lolz!

[dragonfly]

cami, should i pink sock beets? he's asking for it

DEFINITELY!!!

[dragonfly]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf1.gif
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf2.gif
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf3.gif

POUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!

[beetsh]

ok all this pink sock chat has got me excited. im off for a wank and some sleep

[dragonfly]

sweet. i love new experiences.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf1.gif
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf2.gif
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf3.gif
lolz!
love that happy go lucky scottish attitude
endearing quality if i must say so myself

[dragonfly]

ok all this pink sock chat has got me excited. im off for a wank and some sleep

scream my name, you pussy...

[deegs]

endearing quality if i must say so myself


that's probably what's kept him alive for so long

[dragonfly]

that's probably what's kept him alive for so long

i believe so

[chulahumper]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/pinksockf1.gif
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I thought this maneuver was the donkey punch. Or is that straight to the face?

[deegs]

I thought this maneuver was the donkey punch. Or is that straight to the face?

well, the donkey punch is the 2nd pic. the pink sock is the aftermath pic where the lady's rectal wall is outside of her anus!

[dragonfly]

prolapse uyyyyyy

[deegs]

prolapse uyyyyyy

so sesuals

[dragonfly]

so sesuals

very sexiful

[YouSlayMe]

beets, do you think you and cami would be friends if you met in real life? or would the friendship end with you at a police station or shanked by cami?

kinda love/hate going there; but, she'd probly shank his ass in reality - repeatedly...

[beetsh]

kinda love/hate going there; but, she'd probly shank his ass in reality - repeatedly...


no i would pound her ass and she would love it - repeatedly

[YouSlayMe]

no i would pound her ass and she would love it - repeatedly

:popcorn:

yeah, and THEN the shanking would come...

[dragonfly]

no i would pound her ass and she would love it - repeatedly

youre so romantical

[dragonfly]

:popcorn:

yeah, and THEN the shanking would come...

lawlz

[beetsh]

sounds a fair deal.

[dragonfly]

joo know eet

[deegs]

*thunderclapz*

[beetsh]

hellz yeh deegster!

[dragonfly]

*thunderclapz*

youre such a badass

[dragonfly]

hellz yeh deegster!

that was the sound of us beating you with a golden dildo!!! so take it bitch!!! you like that? huh?

[beetsh]

the thunderclapz is the patented sound of df getting dped. everyone knows that.

[YouSlayMe]

that was the sound of us beating you with a golden dildo!!! so take it bitch!!! you like that? huh?

harder, cami, I think he's enjoyin' it

[dragonfly]

the thunderclapz is the patented sound of df getting dped. everyone knows that.

oh well make a nice sandwich out of you pretty boy, now scream my fuckking name!!!

[dragonfly]

harder, cami, I think he's enjoyin' it

yeah, i saw his toes curl...

[beetsh]

i thought you werent into the s&m

[YouSlayMe]

yeah, i saw his toes curl...
that's cause ya dropped a house on him

[dragonfly]

that's cause ya dropped a house on him


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[wimmer]

that's cause ya dropped a house on him



lol wicked witch of the east pwnt

[wimmer]

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my ex-gf dropped a bomb on me one time... i still can't get the smell out

[wimmer]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/dragonfly8O8/kaos/341.gif

[dragonfly]

my ex-gf dropped a bomb on me one time... i still can't get the smell out
POUHAHAHAHAHA

check your snaps wimmy

[dragonfly]

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