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budshower
02-25-2008, 12:17 PM
http://a104.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/l_e9be9271aaa0a76208186565c8c83b47.jpg

so i met this hot ass chick at my new job, she's cool as fuck i sell her chron she drinks she's 21 i'm only 19 she's got tats and her boyfriend is a little fag any way i gave her what her man couldn't (a real dick) and she wants me so bad and i'm thinking about leaving my girl for her she's something els what should i do and ppl that now me on hear DONT SAY SHIT

http://a169.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/70/l_6489dc273f3f6cf5d29dbb60313c0318.jpg

Aussie
02-25-2008, 12:35 PM
drug her, surgically remove her left eye, send it to me, than shit in her eye wound

amanamagus
02-25-2008, 01:01 PM
Is your gf hot? pics?

Chickenjorge
02-25-2008, 01:04 PM
dont do it.

gf>bitch

and whatever you do, take your time to decide, in a few you;ll realize if she's a crazy bitch or if she is worth it, and then you can go from there

Aussie
02-25-2008, 01:06 PM
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p209/starfruitpolice/6oy2ws5.gif

hotnewton
02-25-2008, 01:09 PM
upon closer inspection I came to the realization that in order for me to provide you with a proper estimate on the situation I will need nudes of both so :pics:

also... might as well leave your gf now asshole... if you already have that mentality it is time to move on... although Jorge is right and gf>bitch... obviously you and your current gf are not meant to be...

fucking do it.. get it over with... but I still expect nudes of both

hotnewton
02-25-2008, 01:16 PM
also... being that you say you offer her something her bf as of right now does not have (a real dick for those keeping track) does that mean you have already fucked her behind your gf who you are trying to decide whether or not to stay with?

dude... it's over. tell her you cheated. tell her you lost that lovin feeling. tell her anything. but not before i get my nudes.

NOW :pics:

beetsh
02-25-2008, 01:48 PM
she cheated on him she'll cheat on you

hotnewton
02-25-2008, 01:55 PM
she cheated on him she'll cheat on you

logic wins again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

hotnewton
02-25-2008, 01:56 PM
p.s. CheatingHoPwnt

hotnewton
02-25-2008, 01:56 PM
p.p.s. NUDE :pics:

Jason
02-25-2008, 02:42 PM
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p209/starfruitpolice/6oy2ws5.gif

FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT

Jason
02-25-2008, 02:45 PM
uS HUMANS are promiscious creatures

just fuck her on the side

she'll just break your heart

*calls up ex girlfriend for pity blowjob*

beetsh
02-25-2008, 02:53 PM
uS HUMANS are promiscious creatures

just fuck her on the side

she'll just break your heart

*calls up ex girlfriend for pity blowjob*

is that like promiscuous?

thats bullshit its all about loyalty. you make a deal you stay loyal to that deal. if you dont you are then considered a lying untrustworthy sneaky fucker.

dragonfly
02-25-2008, 03:25 PM
is that like promiscuous?

thats bullshit its all about loyalty. you make a deal you stay loyal to that deal. if you dont you are then considered a lying untrustworthy sneaky fucker.

yup

dragonfly
02-25-2008, 03:28 PM
also... being that you say you offer her something her bf as of right now does not have (a real dick for those keeping track) does that mean you have already fucked her behind your gf who you are trying to decide whether or not to stay with?

dude... it's over. tell her you cheated. tell her you lost that lovin feeling. tell her anything. but not before i get my nudes.

NOW :pics:
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i like this version better

DieOff
02-25-2008, 05:00 PM
She only fucked you because she wanted different dick. Not cause you're amazing. She's a slutwhore, brah. She'll get bored with you too, and instead of just breaking it up, she'll just fuck other 19 year olds behind your back.

ninjashoes
02-25-2008, 05:06 PM
girls that smoke weed suck they will just smoke all your shit

date a girl that hates drugs and when she asks why your eyes are red say you have allergies

dragonfly
02-25-2008, 05:16 PM
girls that smoke weed suck they will just smoke all your shit

date a girl that hates drugs and when she asks why your eyes are red say you have allergies

lawlz

dragonfly
02-25-2008, 05:26 PM
fucking cheatseeking missiles

you two deserve each other, really...

YouSlayMe
02-25-2008, 09:01 PM
girls that smoke weed suck they will just smoke all your shit

date a girl that hates drugs and when she asks why your eyes are red say you have allergies
That's not true, ninjabro, I leave some smoke for dude.

Even better...tell her they're red cause you cry so much when she's not with you. She'll be puddy in yer hands.

Obi Narb Kenobi
02-25-2008, 10:05 PM
you already cheated on your g/f, you already think about leaving her... so leave her, you're a bitch though... no need to lie to girls, be up front and tell them you don't want anything serious from the get go, now you are the bad guy

btw like btj said if you think she'll stay with you, you are wrong this new slut will fuck anyone, even ven

DieOff
02-25-2008, 10:10 PM
you already cheated on your g/f, you already think about leaving her... so leave her, you're a bitch though... no need to lie to girls, be up front and tell them you don't want anything serious from the get go, now you are the bad guy

btw like btj said if you think she'll stay with you, you are wrong this new slut will fuck anyone, even ven

Lol, good shit! BTJ and Ven mentioned.... REP'D

Chickenjorge
02-25-2008, 10:44 PM
you already cheated on your g/f, you already think about leaving her... so leave her, you're a bitch though... no need to lie to girls, be up front and tell them you don't want anything serious from the get go, now you are the bad guy

btw like btj said if you think she'll stay with you, you are wrong this new slut will fuck anyone, even ven

i am agee.
i always make myself clear before. and if they're still on the nuts, then it's no longer my fault. cuz i set my rules/wants from the start.

YouSlayMe
02-25-2008, 10:57 PM
so i met this hot ass chick at my new job, she's cool as fuck i sell her chron she drinks she's 21 i'm only 19 she's got tats and her boyfriend is a little fag any way i gave her what her man couldn't (a real dick) and she wants me so bad and i'm thinking about leaving my girl for her she's something els what should i do and ppl that now me on hear DONT SAY SHIT

Read yer own post:
"she wants me so bad"

translation: let's fuck - nothing serious or permanent, just a fuck (whenever I please).

Resin
02-25-2008, 11:10 PM
Hi slay.

deegs
02-25-2008, 11:19 PM
LOL @ hotnewton saying to tell your gf. why the fuck would he wanna do that? you're probably not meant to be with your current gf, and this new bitch is definitely a ho. like beets said, if she cheated on him, she'll cheat on you. fuck her a few times and leave her, she won't care. maybe you should break up with your girl and be single for a while.

hotnewton
02-25-2008, 11:30 PM
LOL @ hotnewton saying to tell your gf. why the fuck would he wanna do that? you're probably not meant to be with your current gf, and this new bitch is definitely a ho. like beets said, if she cheated on him, she'll cheat on you. fuck her a few times and leave her, she won't care. maybe you should break up with your girl and be single for a while.

I just meant find a way to end the relationship... whether it's tell her... make up a lie... or just break up with no explanation...

YouSlayMe
02-25-2008, 11:32 PM
Hi slay.
Hello, Resin! Howya today, sweetie? No complaints here, BTW.

deegs
02-25-2008, 11:37 PM
I just meant find a way to end the relationship... whether it's tell her... make up a lie... or just break up with no explanation...

im sorry i misunderstood, babe.

deegs
02-25-2008, 11:37 PM
im sorry i misunderstood, babe.

if youslayme can do it, so can deegs.

Resin
02-25-2008, 11:48 PM
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/northstar666/gif/thcorncat.gif

YouSlayMe
02-25-2008, 11:55 PM
if youslayme can do it, so can deegs.
you bet yer sweet ass you can, sugar!

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 12:00 AM
im sorry i misunderstood, babe.

uyuyuy

budshower
02-26-2008, 12:02 AM
this chick is wanting to leave her loser bf and i live with my girl and she don't work so i'm already supporting someone at age 19 thats fucked

she told me that her bf tried to have sex with her and she was repulsed by him and she wouldnt do it she's crazy as fuck about me and me same to her we all work together and he's such a little bitch he won't even look at me

i think she likes me cause i'm every thing her bf isnt he dont smoke or drink all day he just plays video games and talks about them when he's not playing and he's an up tight asshole

and i sell chron sexy as hell and G as fuck and so layed back we the exact opposite

plus my girl is such a dizt she's a blond in desgise and this new girl is smart as hell and we connect so good and we could just talk for hours

but u guys r right about if she cheated on him than why not me true but i do her right so she won't have to cheat cause his dick is half the size of mine and i did her so good i think she may have fell in love with me

me with long hair and my girl


http://a963.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_cc114dc7ea6905b1dc4524bef2b125ba.jpg

her and the loser bf

http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_5dcc936a95d540f2e3d00db74df5f72b.jpg

hotnewton
02-26-2008, 12:05 AM
im sorry i misunderstood, babe.

hugz

Resin
02-26-2008, 12:06 AM
That loser boyfriend looks like a cross between GOD and Dr. Bob.

deegs
02-26-2008, 12:09 AM
you should marry this girl, bro.

budshower
02-26-2008, 12:09 AM
i forgot the best part one of my first days of work he proposed to her with this ballin' as ring shits funny

hotnewton
02-26-2008, 12:11 AM
this chick is wanting to leave her loser bf and i live with my girl and she don't work so i'm already supporting someone at age 19 thats fucked

she told me that her bf tried to have sex with her and she was repulsed by him and she wouldnt do it she's crazy as fuck about me and me same to her we all work together and he's such a little bitch he won't even look at me

i think she likes me cause i'm every thing her bf isnt he dont smoke or drink all day he just plays video games and talks about them when he's not playing and he's an up tight asshole

and i sell chron sexy as hell and G as fuck and so layed back we the exact opposite

plus my girl is such a dizt she's a blond in desgise and this new girl is smart as hell and we connect so good and we could just talk for hours

but u guys r right about if she cheated on him than why not me true but i do her right so she won't have to cheat cause his dick is half the size of mine and i did her so good i think she may have fell in love with me

me with long hair and my girl


http://a963.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_cc114dc7ea6905b1dc4524bef2b125ba.jpg

her and the loser bf

http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_5dcc936a95d540f2e3d00db74df5f72b.jpg

We don't use the term loser around here... hurt feelings are never fun.

either be single or fuck this new bitch for some time but don't get too attached... her kind always try to find a way out the second things start to flop... and they usually do that by finding a newer, even bigger dick...

but you and your current GF are done. End it now. Or cheat on her behind her back. It's really up to you man. I say aim for a 3some before you end it for good and I still want my nudes... of both... preferably with each other

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 12:13 AM
your gf > the meth head skank youre cheeting with

as i said earlier, you both deserve each other...

budshower
02-26-2008, 12:13 AM
no nudes only i get to see that and this new girl has the body of a model big boobs and ass flat stomach and long legs she's so fine especially nude

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 12:15 AM
winners never cheat and cheaters never win

budshower
02-26-2008, 12:15 AM
she's not a meth head more like a pot head, she's a real pot head my girl barley smokes and gets all fucked up when she does smoke this new girl be buying eighths from me all the time she a good customer

Resin
02-26-2008, 12:16 AM
your gf > the meth head skank youre cheeting with

as i said earlier, you both deserve each other...


Oh Shit! :owned:



http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/northstar666/gif/thchopfinger.gif

beetsh
02-26-2008, 11:54 AM
she's not a meth head more like a pot head, she's a real pot head my girl barley smokes and gets all fucked up when she does smoke this new girl be buying eighths from me all the time she a good customer

so shes wanting free weed then?

Dr. Bob {ADR}
02-26-2008, 12:00 PM
That loser boyfriend looks like a cross between GOD and Dr. Bob.

I don't have any sort of curly gay hair. Nor do I groom my facial hair.

:assdick

beetsh
02-26-2008, 12:02 PM
I don't have any sort of curly gay hair. Nor do I groom my facial hair.

:assdick

so you do groom the hair on other parts of your body?

beetsh
02-26-2008, 12:02 PM
post pubicheart.jpg

Dr. Bob {ADR}
02-26-2008, 12:05 PM
so you do groom the hair on other parts of your body?

I part my back hair. That's not gay though.

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 12:12 PM
ick

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 12:13 PM
FOPA

Dr. Bob {ADR}
02-26-2008, 12:14 PM
:assdick

DieOff
02-26-2008, 02:41 PM
Both girls suck it sounds like to me.

Nasty Nate
02-26-2008, 02:57 PM
wow why all the fucking judging and hating. i mean fuck, shit happens. maybe not the best way for a relationship to end, but you're telling me you are gonna let something you think might be special slip by to go tell you're girl first? what if you are not serious about this chick? what if you're not looking to be serious at the age 19? i mean fuck since when did this turn to the pussy whipped ninny forum?

Nasty Nate
02-26-2008, 03:04 PM
she's not a meth head more like a pot head, she's a real pot head my girl barley smokes and gets all fucked up when she does smoke this new girl be buying eighths from me all the time she a good customer

she wont be a customer if you are dating her. also i think she is pretty grimey.

DieOff
02-26-2008, 03:04 PM
wow why all the fucking judging and hating. i mean fuck, shit happens. maybe not the best way for a relationship to end, but you're telling me you are gonna let something you think might be special slip by to go tell you're girl first? what if you are not serious about this chick? what if you're not looking to be serious at the age 19? i mean fuck since when did this turn to the pussy whipped ninny forum?

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

; )

Nasty Nate
02-26-2008, 03:06 PM
DieOff, i duno man i hate to say it...but it looks like you are trying to suck my cawk here. please...stop that.

DieOff
02-26-2008, 03:07 PM
DieOff, i duno man i hate to say it...but it looks like you are trying to suck my cawk here. please...stop that.

It look like a big 14 year old clit..... my bad

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 06:34 PM
It look like a big 14 year old clit..... my bad

wtf dieoof

DieOff
02-26-2008, 06:39 PM
Jokes people...... jokes

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 07:33 PM
oki dieoof

Obi Narb Kenobi
02-26-2008, 07:37 PM
she told me that her bf tried to have sex with her and she was repulsed by him and she wouldnt do it she's crazy as fuck about me and me same to her we all work together and he's such a little bitch he won't even look at me

i think she likes me cause i'm every thing her bf isnt he dont smoke or drink all day he just plays video games and talks about them when he's not playing and he's an up tight asshole

]

she's dating agito?

DieOff
02-26-2008, 07:39 PM
she's dating agito?

Bwahahahahah!!!!!!!!

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 07:45 PM
bud, youre obsessed, or at the very least delusional... youre already convinced, so leave your girl before you give her an std....

deegs
02-26-2008, 07:52 PM
he's got teh pussylust

deegs
02-26-2008, 07:53 PM
whatevs, he's a young buck. do your thang. just don't get either pregnant. so, like i always say; put it in the butt.

Agito
02-26-2008, 07:57 PM
im gonna ask hazard about this budshower.

i dont believe u.










































J/K

deegs
02-26-2008, 08:00 PM
she's dating agito?


agito is a pimp and has many std's to prove it.

Agito
02-26-2008, 08:05 PM
she's dating agito?


ouch dude.

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:05 PM
update?

DieOff
02-26-2008, 08:07 PM
UPDATE: budshower is crying somwhere, because both girls probably dropped him?

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:13 PM
i would make sure the new chick was definately a chick. i'm talking well lit room examination.

Obi Narb Kenobi
02-26-2008, 08:13 PM
agito is a pimp and has many std's to prove it.

he wears each herpes sore like a badge of honor

Agito
02-26-2008, 08:15 PM
and i share them with everyone.

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:16 PM
your mum?

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 08:25 PM
agito is a pimp and has many std's to prove it.

pobrecito

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 08:25 PM
he wears each herpes sore like a badge of honor

oh, thats jus wrong...

DieOff
02-26-2008, 08:26 PM
I remember budshower calling me queer for loving Emily. So fuck that loser. Cut your hair and brush your teeth!





































PS - MUCH LOVE, HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT

deegs
02-26-2008, 08:29 PM
lawl

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:32 PM
i wanna know what decision was made. is life now a wonderful thing for bud?

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 08:40 PM
the threads title should read, "budshower & his cheat seeking missile of shits!!!"

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:41 PM
no it should be "the plight of two star crossed lovers. one of whom looks a tad tranny like in her second photo"

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:42 PM
i mean maybe its just the angle but i wouldnt be suprised to see a big ol cock hanging out her skirt in the next shot.

http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_5dcc936a95d540f2e3d00db74df5f72b.jpg

Obi Narb Kenobi
02-26-2008, 08:44 PM
i have ten dollars on budshower's slut getting knocked up, he is tricked into thinking it is his kid so he leaves his curent girl... then the baby comes out black

and he raises it, and smokingguz ducks a fast ball

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:46 PM
trannys dont get pregnant narb. thats why ninja loves em.

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 08:46 PM
i mean maybe its just the angle but i wouldnt be suprised to see a big ol cock hanging out her skirt in the next shot.

http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_5dcc936a95d540f2e3d00db74df5f72b.jpg

fucking hell

DieOff
02-26-2008, 08:46 PM
HOF

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 08:47 PM
trannies are magical beings, like unicorns...

Obi Narb Kenobi
02-26-2008, 08:47 PM
trannys dont get pregnant narb. thats why ninja loves em.

in that case budshower and gunz just plain got owned

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:48 PM
yep hes straight playin them

Agito
02-26-2008, 08:49 PM
your mum?

everyone's mum

DieOff
02-26-2008, 08:50 PM
i mean maybe its just the angle but i wouldnt be suprised to see a big ol cock hanging out her skirt in the next shot.

http://a404.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_5dcc936a95d540f2e3d00db74df5f72b.jpg

I think the person with the facial is the girl, and that other person is her lame boyfriend.

deegs
02-26-2008, 08:51 PM
everyone's mum

even mine?

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 08:53 PM
not mine, my moms hasnt had sex since my younger brother was conceived... fact

deegs
02-26-2008, 08:54 PM
dorothy mantooth is a saint!

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:58 PM
not mine, my moms hasnt had sex since my younger brother was conceived... fact

why not? he break her pussy when he came out?

she drag round her big ol prolapsed pussy leaving a trail like a slug?

beetsh
02-26-2008, 08:58 PM
I think the person with the facial is the girl, and that other person is her lame boyfriend.

oh shit - i thought the chick was on the left

dragonfly
02-26-2008, 09:02 PM
why not? he break her pussy when he came out?

she drag round her big ol prolapsed pussy leaving a trail like a slug?

you crossed the line there laddy

beetsh
02-26-2008, 09:03 PM
*drags prolapsed pussy back over the line*