View Full Version : Let’s Play Police State


kermitthefrayer
02-24-2008, 01:24 AM
Let’s Play Police State

Foreign Policy Passport
February 22, 2008

toy

Check out this offering from www.Operationcheckpoint.com, a Web site devoted to "airport security education for children":

http://infowars.com/images/toy01.jpg

http://infowars.com/images/toy02.jpg


Scan It®is an educational and creative play toy that helps children become acclimated with airport and public spaces security. The device is both a fun toy and an educational tool. It detects metal objects and simulates an X-ray scan via a functioning conveyor belt that glides articles over its metal detector path. When metallic items are present the unit beeps and lights up.

(Hat tip: Boing Boing)

But wait, there’s more. Playmobil has a security checkpoint on Amazon.com:

toy

Here are a few customer reviews:

I think this was good. I use it with my Playmobil getaway car al the time. I hope that they make a Playmobil Enemy Combatant Detention Center soon. That would be great!

One little oddity to point out is that the xray monitor displaying the bag contents shows what appears to be a fire extinguisher, a duck and several brown poo-shaped objects.

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger’s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up.

kermitthefrayer
02-24-2008, 01:24 AM
This customer review is great:



By Alexander E. Paulsen “AlexP” (Jacksonville, Fl United States) - See all my reviews

This is great learning too for young brownshirts.
I am waiting for a few accessories though, kids size jackboots and a toy Taser. Think how much fun that will be for your young Martin Bormann types. I envision a low voltage say 5KV instead of 50kv to give a realistic but non-hazardous jolt.
Next we can have a nice Nerf Nightstick and little Heinrich can have great start getting ready for his future job with the TSA, local police force or the new STASI ( Secure Transportation And Safety Inititive)
Be the first on your block.
I also look forward to the upcoming Halliburton Play detention center real simulated barbed wire.

pokey
02-24-2008, 03:15 AM
...wow