I don’t usually go much on these parody vids but this one is funny.I couldn’t have written a better script…

It also has some interesting new tidbits such as

-Lazar watches alien porn.

And

-Lazar had a wife no one ever saw.




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HEY! If your saying you don’t believe I had a wife then let me tell you somethin’… she’s as real as S-4.

I can no longer prove the existance of my x-wife because the govn't erased any record of her existance.Just like they did to my educational record and diplomas


Im pretty use to the critics always trying to discredit and debunk my claims.
The information I have makes me a dangerous man and a serious threat to national security…and the military knows it.

I can no longer prove the existance of my x-wife because the govn't erased any record of her existance.Just like they did to my educational record and diplomas


Im pretty use to the critics always trying to discredit and debunk my claims.
The information I have makes me a dangerous man and a serious threat to national security…and the military knows it.

Is it true that you smoked weed with greys at S-4 ?

Is it true that you smoked weed with greys at S-4 ?

u know bob son, he be blazing wherever he goes

Is it true that you smoked weed with greys at S-4 ?



I’ve never publicly discussed this till now.. but yes I admit that on several occasions I piped alien weed, thru an alien vapourier, with 3 grey aliens at
S-4 Pappoose Lake
Greys are great to blaze with,they’re funny little fellas, and its was always a hoot seeing those big black eyes turn red.

On around the 5th day of my working at S-4 I actually had brekkie bongs with 2 greys in the back corner of an old UFO stored in hangar 23.
That was cool.

brekkie bongs? what are these

brekkie bongs? what are these

Oh yeah..the greys need their breakfast bongs before work.

Oh yeah..the greys need their breakfast bongs before work.

ahhhh yeah me too

From what I saw the greys were stoned all the time, and they all used eyedrops so the foreman aliens couldnt see their red eyes.

From what I saw the greys were stoned all the time, and they all used eyedrops so the foreman aliens couldnt see their red eyes.

Have you kept in touch at all with any of the greys?

Have you kept in touch at all with any of the greys?

Oh yes.
I still sell them weed .
I supply around 70% of the aliens at S-4 with smoko.
And just quietly I've got a lot of credit outstanding from those little grey bastards.

lol this gimmick is the shit

i agree

From what I saw the greys were stoned all the time, and they all used eyedrops so the foreman aliens couldnt see their red eyes.

Are you saying, then, that it's illegal as hell for aliens to cop a buzz? Eye drops? Describe their eyes, if you don't mind. If their eyes are completely black or dark, as they appear to be, then where do their eyes actually get red? Is there some white area that does get bloodshot looking? They use Visine?

Gotta hand it to them; bongs for breakfast! That's easier than trying to twist one after rolling out of bed. (pun intended)
:sifone:

Hey Bob is there such a race of only Female ailens who are hawt?

if you still deal the aliens their dope, that means you see them on a refular basis, next time just take a quik little picture, witha recent newspaper, and hold up the middle finger on your right hand, that will solve all my doubt

Are you saying, then, that it's illegal as hell for aliens to cop a buzz? Eye drops? Describe their eyes, if you don't mind. If their eyes are completely black or dark, as they appear to be, then where do their eyes actually get red? Is there some white area that does get bloodshot looking? They use Visine?

Gotta hand it to them; bongs for breakfast! That's easier than trying to twist one after rolling out of bed. (pun intended)
:sifone:

No thats not what I'm saying at all.
The Foreman aliens are straight so the stoned aliens have to be inconspicuous,that is all.
The eyes are large,almond shaped and all black,but when a grey is smashed a layer of small red veins forms right across the entire eyeball surface giving a red on black display that looks almost lumninescant.
Its pretty groovy.

if you still deal the aliens their dope, that means you see them on a refular basis, next time just take a quik little picture, witha recent newspaper, and hold up the middle finger on your right hand, that will solve all my doubt



I cant do that shooter.If my old supervisor Dennis Marriani sees or gets a hold of such pictures my life will be in grave danger.
Its just the kind of slippup the gov’t and military is waiting for me to make so they can put me under military arrest and detain and interrogate me at some hidden location near S-4.

No thats not what I'm saying at all.
The Foreman aliens are straight so the stoned aliens have to be inconspicuous,that is all.
The eyes are large,almond shaped and all black,but when a grey is smashed a layer of small red veins forms right across the entire eyeball surface giving a red on black display that looks almost lumninescant.
Its pretty groovy.
Cool; I'd imagine it'd look like white under a blacklight, the way you describe.

I cant do that shooter.If my old supervisor Dennis Marriani sees or gets a hold of such pictures my life will be in grave danger.
Its just the kind of slippup the gov’t and military is waiting for me to make so they can put me under military arrest and detain and interrogate me at some hidden location near S-4.

like Gitmo?

Greys are great to blaze with,they’re funny little fellas, and its was always a hoot seeing those big black eyes turn red.

you are a fecking genious dude, lol i just nearly pissed my thong coz of that.

Hello elgee,
thanks for the kind words my friend.Muchas gracias.
I’ve been having some problems with my website lately because of DOS attacks.
I’m pretty certain its Dennis Marriani and his goons but George Knapp tells me it could be my ex-wife!
I dont know what to think!?

Howdy Bob,
Was that the wife that nobody ever saw?

Howdy Bob,
Was that the wife that nobody ever saw?


You got that straight Jimbo, ‘the one that nobody ever saw’.
LOL.

You got that straight Jimbo, ‘the one that nobody ever saw’.
LOL.


Cool...‘The one that nobody ever saw’ pwns

Do you have a picture of her?

Cool...‘The one that nobody ever saw’ pwns

Do you have a picture of her?



No pics Jimbo.
The military took all evidence of her existence when they raided my home on Aug 13 1990.
I had left the house approximately half an hour earlier to see John Lear and try to score some buds.
When I got home the house had been turned upside down.
There was stuff everywhere!

My wife had been kidnapped, and when I finished cleaning up I realized all of her pictures and ID etc were nowhere to be seen.

Furthermore,and probably what pissed me off the most was that the assholes smoked the last 3 cones that were in the bowl!
Yes. They raided my home AND my mix bowl.

I mean come on,I have to draw the line somewhere?!...
You can have my wife but don’t mess with a mans last few cones.
They could see there was an empty seal clip bag next to the bowl and they still piped my last 3 bowls! Damn I was angry.
You just don’t do that shit.Its against the rules!

They knew that would piss you off Bob.They just trying to press your buttons,get you off guard a little.

They knew that would piss you off Bob.They just trying to press your buttons,get you off guard a little.


Yeah I reckon so Jimbo.I thought of that when I cooled down a bit,
but at that moment in time I was ropeable.
It was that good shit weed that I genetically modified and enhanced in a trial run.
I mean half a cone of that shit and you were wasted.
What’s good is how they missed lots of obviously valuable info and incriminating documents that were right there to be had..
Judging by the sloppiness of the ‘search’ I’m pretty certain that they smoked the weed BEFORE they started the raid ..

I felt somewhat contented at the irony that my last 3 cones were used in a fashion that still turned out to be beneficial to myself.:sifone:

cones ftw

Why would they kidnap your wife and not just grab you? Do you think they are planning some kind of alien breeding program with your wife?

Why would they kidnap your wife and not just grab you? Do you think they are planning some kind of alien breeding program with your wife?


That could well have been it.
She was a jew and there was rumours floating around about alien/jew hybrids back then so who knows.
I wouldnt put anything past Dennis Marriani.

They came to get me but i wasnt there so they took my wife.
They knew that she knew information that breaches national security.

Just a quick popin to say hello to my ninjabros.

I had my computer hacked into yesterday.They stole personal files that belonged to my ex-wife,and all UFO files pertaining to area 51 and Papoose dry lake bed.

Later that day I did a signal route trace check with a hacking tool I designed and discovered that the stolen files led back to an address somewhere in the Nevada desert that doesn’t even exist!
Gene Huff has further informed me that he thinks Dennis Mariani is somehow involved.
George Knapp speculated that my ex-wife was definitely mixed up in all this as their were many files taken pertaining to her.

Anyhow I’ll sort this mess out later.
In the meantime gents, I’m going to smoke a few bowls sweet sinsemilla bud while I ponder my next move. :sifone:

Later ninjas
Peace






*sidenote
If anybody asks you what my credentials are, tell them I have degrees from the California Institute of Technology and Massachusetts Institute of Technology.