when it comes to shopping... I mean, I was at the mall on saturday and me and the man had to stop in at nextel(sprint) to look at phones because he lost his(again) so we were looking at the ones in our price range(at the prices before rebates and shit because we didnt need a new plan, we only needed a phone) so dude comes over ands like "Anything I can help you with?" and my bf says "Yea I either lost my phone or it got stolen and I need a new one." the guy then goes on to tell us that you can only buy a phone if you get a new two year agreement or if you're upgrading to a newer model. 'that is such bullshit' I say to myself while the man then pulls me and tim into a quiet corner of the store and says "I can actually get you a phone, I have an extra i710 that goes for $149 with a new plan, but I'll give it to you for $120." tim turns to me and askes what I think, I give him the look, you might know it, the one that immediately promises death at the first opurtunity. I just walk away knowing that if he was too stupid to notice the look that he'd know what I thought since I walked away. we get outside the store and he starts bitching about how he needs a phone and why I didnt want him getting that one, well heres the thing. we each have a phone, we both just took the free ones instead of paying hundreds more for ones that do more shit than we can even comprehend and for his free phone he got the i710, hes just too retarded to remember. when I got mine(a week or two later) I got the i730 which I sold to him for 50 bucks and his i710 because I really dont care if it has an outside caller id whcih was pretty much the only real difference besides color.

http://www.marquel.com/store/media/i710.jpghttp://www.upnextwireless.com/i730-booster.gif

well, after a month or so we we're fighting one night and I broke my phone(I cleared the store with it and cracked the screen so I went on ebay and got a new phone for 40 bucks, the rugged i530. meanwhile, all this is happening about the time my house was robbed and his phone was stolen. its cool though because his friend had an old phone he gave him and I had an extra sim from buying the phone on ebay so he was all set, spent 15 minutes on the phone and he was all set to go, same number, he just didnt have his contacts anymore. after hearing about the phone being stolen my coworker found one(an i730) and he was gonna sell it to me for 50 which is sweet since it normally sells for over a hundred and a friend said he'd buy the i530 for 60... he didnt know I only paid 40 for it, or that I was getting an i730 for 50 so now everyones happy. and then tim just had to go and lose his phone and be an idiot for even considering and i710 for $120... I had him go one ebay the other night and check the price on there, yea, $15. I'm also gonna be reporting the wonderful salesman that tried ripping us off...


so lets fast forward to three days later. we're at best buy and we're gonna buy a video ipod, color doesnt matter, its all we're there for, its all we want(he was on break and had to get back to work) the woman then goes on to tell us we NEED to buy a charger because it doesnt include one and that we should buy a case because it scratches easily and then starts telling us about the sound docks and shit while grabbing a charger and a case. "WHAT THE FUCK?" I proclaim, loud enough so the people in at least the few isles around us can hear. I kind of want to play the race card, and bitchslap this girl for grabbing stuff to begin with without us wanting it and then once more for it being the most expensive shit they have, I dont get physical. "DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR US TALKING ABOUT HOW HE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK? WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE, JUST THE FUCKING IPOD" I grab the leather case, and the charger and put the on the first shelf I see, noting the prices while I'm doing it. 35 for the case and like 50 for the charger. I'm fucking pissed now and I briefly think about just buying it somewhere else but tim has to get back to work so I decide to let this girl know I'm not playing anymore. "IT CHARGES WHEN ITS CONNECTED TO THE COMPUTER! I KNOW YOU THINK THAT SINCE IM WHITE I WOULDNT HAVE KNOWN THAT, BUT I DO. i'M TIRED OF ALL YOU LOOKING AT ME THINKING STUPID WHITE GIRL AND TRYING TO RIP ME OFF BUT SERIOUSLY, NOT HAPPENING." we get to the register and she pitches the extended warranty plan, a three year one. I give her the look I mentioned before and she shuts up and tells us to have a good day. I'm filing a complaint the next time I go to best buy.

I'll also point out that the ipod came with a case, and that the salesgirl was asian and the guy from nextel was black

It reminds me of that time i was buying porn and that tall guy with the cowboy hat came from teh gay porn section and started following me around teh store.

that was way tl/dr
want to join TEAM REDRUM may?

It reminds me of that time i was buying porn and that tall guy with the cowboy hat came from teh gay porn section and started following me around teh store.

I don't see how getting a tug-job in the 25 cent booths is anything like her story.

want to join TEAM REDRUM may?


no, not really

you suck ballxorz

you suck ballxorz
only if they're shaved

Did you start you're period?

so the gaycowboy was following me and i looked at him like wtf i am not gay I only like tranny so he got the point and backed off, he could probably sense i watch mma

I giz on you.

Did you start you're period?
whats that got to do with anything?

I need the condensed version.

whats that got to do with anything?
That's another way of asking if he can trust you.

lol

This is why I hate everyone....

u dont hate me u lying bastard.

Your not everyone.

so lets fast forward to three days later. we're at best buy and we're gonna buy a video ipod, color doesnt matter, its all we're there for, its all we want(he was on break and had to get back to work) the woman then goes on to tell us we NEED to buy a charger because it doesnt include one and that we should buy a case because it scratches easily and then starts telling us about the sound docks and shit while grabbing a charger and a case. "WHAT THE FUCK?" I proclaim, loud enough so the people in at least the few isles around us can hear. I kind of want to play the race card, and bitchslap this girl for grabbing stuff to begin with without us wanting it and then once more for it being the most expensive shit they have, I dont get physical. "DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR US TALKING ABOUT HOW HE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK? WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE, JUST THE FUCKING IPOD" I grab the leather case, and the charger and put the on the first shelf I see, noting the prices while I'm doing it. 35 for the case and like 50 for the charger. I'm fucking pissed now and I briefly think about just buying it somewhere else but tim has to get back to work so I decide to let this girl know I'm not playing anymore. "IT CHARGES WHEN ITS CONNECTED TO THE COMPUTER! I KNOW YOU THINK THAT SINCE IM WHITE I WOULDNT HAVE KNOWN THAT, BUT I DO. i'M TIRED OF ALL YOU LOOKING AT ME THINKING STUPID WHITE GIRL AND TRYING TO RIP ME OFF BUT SERIOUSLY, NOT HAPPENING." we get to the register and she pitches the extended warranty plan, a three year one. I give her the look I mentioned before and she shuts up and tells us to have a good day. I'm filing a complaint the next time I go to best buy.

Are you going to seriously file a complaint because a sales person was doing what they were trained to do by trying to upsell you? I think it was inappropriate for you to play the race card like that.

Are you going to seriously file a complaint because a sales person was doing what they were trained to do by trying to upsell you? I think it was inappropriate for you to play the race card like that.

I have a friend that woks at best buy and if someone is buying something like a tv or ipod or computer and they try to suggest anything if the customer says 'no, thats it' there supposed to stop right there and give you what you want. I think it was inappropriate for her to suggest us to buy anything after that let alone a charger and case (saying neither was included) when they were.

ahh poor lil white girl.

I've worked in door to door sales and I literally had people want to kick my ass because I never took no for an answer. If you are really skilled at sales you dont need to ever be pushy. It takes a combination of making them like you and asking the right questions.

I've worked in door to door sales and I literally had people want to kick my ass because I never took no for an answer. If you are really skilled at sales you dont need to ever be pushy. It takes a combination of making them like you and asking the right questions.

Being in your wheelchair probably helped.

ahh poor lil white girl.
she's black and has a sexy hot pen0rz.
come correct, son.

she's black and has a sexy hot pen0rz.
come correct, son.

You seem really into chicks with dicks.

she's black and has a sexy hot pen0rz.
come correct, son.

as I said before "thats not me, I wish I was that hot"

You seem really into chicks with dicks.



I actually am. dead ass serious, if a hot tranny or crossdresser with great tits(from hormones or fake) ever said 'hey, lets fuck' I would in a minute. I mean shit, hard cock to pound the pussy and a nice rack, its the best of both worlds

I actually am. dead ass serious, if a hot tranny or crossdresser with great tits(from hormones or fake) ever said 'hey, lets fuck' I would in a minute. I mean shit, hard cock to pound the pussy and a nice rack, its the best of both worlds

Fair enough. VMA posts here from time to time. I can hook you two up.

I am always too confused by S.K.

Is she a chick in Mass. or Ninja with the lights off? I debate that back and forth internally.

I am always too confused by S.K.

Is she a chick in Mass. or Ninja with the lights off? I debate that back and forth internally.

Everyone here has the potential to be ninja with the lights off.

I'm a chick in mass. attleboro to be exact, its pretty close to RI.

and that makes 100 posts for me... again...

I'm a chick in mass. attleboro to be exact, its pretty close to RI.

MMA fan or random forum poster?

hahaha I love it when people ask that then I get to tell them how I actually got here

hahaha I love it when people ask that then I get to tell them how I actually got here

How did you actually get here?

How did you actually get here?

Spoilsport.

it all started amost 2 and a half years ago... I was posting at literotica and started talking to tang god, he recommended ufc to me and I went and started posting, fell in love with the freedom, the trannies and almost everything else. well, jan 05 the host chrashed and the site was down all month, everyone went to SD and from there other places, I ended up at fwap as sexkitten since no one actually wanted me over there because I knew nothing about MMA(I came from an erotic literature board) so I went there incognito. people were nice, whereas at the ufc they were assholes to the newbs and I liked the change of pace but when ufc was back up I went home... a few months later I tried going back to fwap but it was gone so I went to SD once more and was pretty much just lurking in OT when someone I remembered from fwap started posting with a link in their sig to SH5, and so I went there but sh5 is a whole nother story so anyways, so late last year (oct or nov I think) I was posting at sh5 after having been banned for a few months and allowed back and a whole bunch of other shit I was posting when someone posted a thread asking for someone that still had an account at SD to invite ninjashoes, I did and thats how I know shoes. I dont remember if it was him or me that got banned from sh5 first but I was back at ufc for a while and in dec I ended up at shoes very own forum, brand new and I thik there was only 3 members that posted regularly, me, shoes and sami. andyways, here I am

That was a very nice story and explains why you are a mod.

yes, I'm a vet.

though shoes modded me at the first forum before I made it to 10 posts

it all started amost 2 and a half years ago...
...and in dec I ended up at shoes very own forum, brand new and I thik there was only 3 members that posted regularly, me, shoes and sami. andyways, here I am
I cautiously believe you now. Great to have a girl's perspective sometimes.

holy typos, I suck tonight, but I'm glad to see that someone believes me.

holy typos, I suck tonight, but I'm glad to see that someone believes me.
Hesitantly though. I will still treat you as a possible man just in case. Meaning no e-flirting or any of that from me. Nothing personal. Just protecting myself from selfpwnage.

Still nice to have a woman on the forum. And a veteran poster to boot.

holy typos, I suck tonight, but I'm glad to see that someone believes me.

I liked it better when I thought you were a shim.

I can wear a strapon while posting if you'd like...

I can wear a strapon while posting if you'd like...

haha doooo it.

I double dare you.

You seem really into chicks with dicks.
I am.
It's getting to be a real secksy habit.

I am.
It's getting to be a real secksy habit.

Are we going to have to get two wedding dresses? One for you, one for me?

as I said before "thats not me, I wish I was that hot"
wait.
you mean you aren't Teh Rupaul?
i call work.

Are we going to have to get two wedding dresses? One for you, one for me?
LOLZ!2. no. we can just crawl into the same one together.
HOTT.

I am.
It's getting to be a real secksy habit.

A little too much of me has rubed off on her.

I told her to stay away from my mammalsauce.

A little too much of me has rubed off on her.

I told her to stay away from my mammalsauce.
HE IS TEH LYAER!!!1
JoeboCop says:
COME GET THIS MAMMALSAUCE

LOLZ!2. no. we can just crawl into the same one together.
HOTT.

Sounds good to me.

:action banana:

SHIMZ HIJACKOFFd

HE IS TEH LYAER!!!1
JoeboCop says:
COME GET THIS MAMMALSAUCE

OMG LIES! ALL THAT PROVES IS THAT YOU ARE GOOD WITH FANCY TYPING!

YOU KNOW YOU FIEND FOR MY MAMMALSAUCE.

OMG LIES! ALL THAT PROVES IS THAT YOU ARE GOOD WITH FANCY TYPING!

YOU KNOW YOU FIEND FOR MY MAMMALSAUCE.
I AM FANCY WITH MY GLAMOUR WEEN()RZ!!1
THAT IS ALL!

http://thenonist.com/images/uploads/wwaxlips.jpg

I AM FANCY WITH MY GLAMOUR WEEN()RZ!!1
THAT IS ALL!

OMG YA I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER SINCE YOUR GLAMWEEN()R HAS PLUNGED ME ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS

HAWT!

http://thenonist.com/images/uploads/wwaxlips.jpg
I WANT TO SUCK HIS EYES OUT.
NAKED.

OMG YA I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER SINCE YOUR GLAMWEEN()R HAS PLUNGED ME ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS
COME GET SHIMZ DONE!11

HAWT!
YOU WANT SOME!!!!!!?/21

I WANT TO SUCK HIS EYES OUT.
NAKED.

BEWARE HIS LIPS OF DOOM

YOU WANT SOME!!!!!!?/21

That is a possibility.

BEWARE HIS LIPS OF DOOM
honeychilds. have you seens mines dangerzone lip0rsz?? i can handle himzes

That is a possibility.
DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!!1
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER!!!!!/!?
DO YOU NEED A LIFELINE!?!??

wait.
you mean you aren't Teh Rupaul?
i call work.

sorry, I really am only a 21 year old white female :(

DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!!1
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER!!!!!/!?
DO YOU NEED A LIFELINE!?!??
__________________


I'd like to phone a friend

honeychilds. have you seens mines dangerzone lip0rsz?? i can handle himzes

I like your dangerzone lips.

FLY INTO THE DANGERZONE!!!

I also like your orange.

DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!!1
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER!!!!!/!?
DO YOU NEED A LIFELINE!?!??

DEAL
FINAL ANSWER
PROBABLY

I'd like to phone a friend

Hello?


Reg?

part. 2

ninjashoes asked if I would post nudes and tonight i am going to

YESSSS!!!!:diablo:

lol nice try

did you want your postcount back or do u not care?

sorry, I really am only a 21 year old white female :(
Well.
I am a hott 27 year old shimz from Tulsa and I want to ride your secksy tuna stank.
PLZ??!

I'd like to phone a friend
call 867-5309!1

area code?

I like your dangerzone lips.

FLY INTO THE DANGERZONE!!!

I also like your orange.
AYE AYE!!111
KISS MY ORANGE PAPAS FRITAS!!

tommy tutone lmao

area code?
pwnd lol

area code?
9er

call 867-5309!1


DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!!

AYE AYE!!111
KISS MY ORANGE PAPAS FRITAS!!

Done and done.

DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!!
MY SHIMZ PANTIES GET ALL WET WHEN YOU YELL AT ME.

Done and done.
please, sir. can a shimz have some more??

call 867-5309!1


and I should ask for jenny?

and I should ask for jenny?
And/or Johnny

MY SHIMZ PANTIES GET ALL WET WHEN YOU YELL AT ME.

GOOD. I WANT YOU DRIPPING. NOW!!!!

And/or Johnny


hahaha that was brilliant

please, sir. can a shimz have some more??

Dunner.

GOOD. I WANT YOU DRIPPING. NOW!!!!
OMGOMG.
FOOK MEH BAHD RYTE NOHW!!1

hahaha that was brilliant
sex now?

OMGOMG.
FOOK MEH BAHD RYTE NOHW!!1

The boy parts or the girl parts??????

/confusedface

sex now?
BEST POST EVA!

The boy parts or the girl parts??????

/confusedface
DONT BE LAZY!1
MULTI-TASK!!!1

BEST POST EVA!
tell her that she needs to sex me now.

DONT BE LAZY!1
MULTI-TASK!!!1

I get it. Joystick. Mouse.

hey sex kitten, SEX THIS HO UP NOW DAMNIT!. we need some action up in this bitch.

hey sex kitten, SEX THIS HO UP NOW DAMNIT!. we need some action up in this bitch.

This message has been approved by the offices of Dr. Bob.

I get it. Joystick. Mouse.
I'm getting ladywood.