View Full Version : So I got high and did a myspace survey.


Jason
11-17-2007, 08:37 AM
First name?: Jason

What did you do today?: Watched movies with my mom and cat. Listened to white supremacist music.

Three things that bother you?: people who drink, do drugs, jews

Are you currently playing a sport?: pocket pool

What grade are you in?: prefer not to disclose

Bf/Gf?: Yes/Yes

Where are you right now?: Face down in the street with a glock in my hand

What did you dream about last night?: men wrestling eachother in oil

Are you a vegetarian?: I ate ricky martin's meat once

Are you a virgin?: Yes, does rape count?

What kind of car does your mom and dad drive?: dad has a caddy and new pickup, mom has a 93 lumina i gotta 85 cutlass ciera

Color of your eyes?: Aryan Blue
Do you wear Converse?: chuck taylors pwn

What did you wear most when you were little?:Oversized mighty ducks shirts, Wendel Clark jerseys

The United States needs_____.: jason weiman as president

Do you have a job?: planning bank robberies with bromley and mark hagen

Can you drive?: wtf everyone drives

If you can't drive can your Bf/Gf?: BF sucks at driving, literally, sucks well

Do you move a lot when you're telling stories?: when depicting the gross things i would do to my overbearing christain aunt, yes

Siblings?: half sister, she is metis, so she only half counts

Last time you went to lift weights?: over two years

Are you watching TV?: Rihanna shakin her ass

Favorite Vacation?: Somalia to shoot ak-47's all day and graze on insects and maize

Name something you do with your family every summer.: get drunk and watch my dad play ps3

Favorite movie?: The revenge of the Butterface

Favorite number?: 24

Who is your hero?: Lee Murray

Pets?: My black kitty

What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?: this baby chicken with a cock in its mouth

Birthday?: oct 1 1988

What do you have first hour?: its hard to cum in the morning

What school do you go to?: school of hard knocks and kraft dinner

Mascot?: bacon tits

College you want to go to?: thats for tools

Ever read Romeo and Juliet?: no

Name a random fact about you.: most people who know me have seen my penis

Do you like yourself?: schizophrenia pwnt

Who are you jealous of?: Bank robbers

What makes you mad on a daily basis?: constipation

How many first cousins do you have?:25 exactly

Mom's sisters name?: Boris Yeltson

Do you like the candy nerds?: taste nice mixed with soco

Ever been to Illinois?: yes

Do you like corn on the cob?: yep

What time is it?: like 10

Have you ever cut yourself?: I am not a female.

Ever had pneumonia?: I am not a female.

Do you have good vision?: Excellent

Do you like just looking at the stars?: Im not gay/female.

Do you like sleeping outside?: with josh kidd on jordan's trampoline

Can you waterski?: Us blacks cannot swim.

What is something that people say about you that you dont like?: that all I do is sit in my basement and watch transexual porn all day

What were you doing today at 7:45 a.m.?: Raichu!!!

What hour do you have science?: science >>>> god

Do you talk to your exes?: I talk to tim like everyday on msn

Ever been Homecoming or Spirit Week queen/king?: Flower Tucci

Favorite color?: blue

Do you straighten your hair?:same as my daddy and his daddy before

Do you have split ends?: I once saw this chick on www.efukt.com and she had a functional penis and a vagina!! It was beastiful! Yes, beastiful!

Ever been to Applebee's?: I am not a freemason

What color is your hair?: blonde

How tall are you?: 4'19

What color are the shoes you wore today?: black

What did you wear to school?: school is for asians

:gives::gives::gives::gives:

BRN
11-17-2007, 08:43 AM
LMAO! that shit had be cracking up hard, dont ever stop doing drugs jason

Jason
11-17-2007, 08:46 AM
LMAO! that shit had be cracking up hard, dont ever stop doing drugs jason

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temazepam

I would urge you all to score some from your docs.

BRN
11-17-2007, 08:48 AM
my doctor is a useless asshole cunt, hence my injured elbow and me having not trained in months

Rob
11-17-2007, 08:49 AM
my doctor is a useless asshole cunt, hence my injured elbow and me having not trained in months

Why dont you change doctors then?

Jason
11-17-2007, 08:52 AM
my doctor is a useless asshole cunt, hence my injured elbow and me having not trained in months

:thatsgay:

Bloc Québécois
11-17-2007, 10:25 PM
First name?: Bloc

What did you do today?: got baked

Three things that bother you?: ppl who talk shit on the internet that dont even know u

Are you currently playing a sport?: i practice JKD

What grade are you in?: etudiant

Bf/Gf?: she's fucking hot!

Where are you right now?:Quebec

What did you dream about last night?: all champs were Canadian!! will come true soon!!!!!!!!!!

Are you a vegetarian?:NOPE!

Are you a virgin?: NO!!!

What kind of car does your mom and dad drive?: my dad drives a VW Passat and my mom drives a Mercedes SUV
Color of your eyes?: blue
Do you wear Converse?: no

Bloc Québécois
11-17-2007, 10:25 PM
i did some but too baked to do the rest. i loled the whole way thru!!!!

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
11-18-2007, 12:00 AM
fuck myspace.

bigbadroy
11-18-2007, 12:06 AM
First name?: Jason

What did you do today?: Watched movies with my mom and cat. Listened to white supremacist music.

Three things that bother you?: people who drink, do drugs, jews

Are you currently playing a sport?: pocket pool

What grade are you in?: prefer not to disclose

Bf/Gf?: Yes/Yes

Where are you right now?: Face down in the street with a glock in my hand

What did you dream about last night?: men wrestling eachother in oil

Are you a vegetarian?: I ate ricky martin's meat once

Are you a virgin?: Yes, does rape count?

What kind of car does your mom and dad drive?: dad has a caddy and new pickup, mom has a 93 lumina i gotta 85 cutlass ciera

Color of your eyes?: Aryan Blue
Do you wear Converse?: chuck taylors pwn

What did you wear most when you were little?:Oversized mighty ducks shirts, Wendel Clark jerseys

The United States needs_____.: jason weiman as president

Do you have a job?: planning bank robberies with bromley and mark hagen

Can you drive?: wtf everyone drives

If you can't drive can your Bf/Gf?: BF sucks at driving, literally, sucks well

Do you move a lot when you're telling stories?: when depicting the gross things i would do to my overbearing christain aunt, yes

Siblings?: half sister, she is metis, so she only half counts

Last time you went to lift weights?: over two years

Are you watching TV?: Rihanna shakin her ass

Favorite Vacation?: Somalia to shoot ak-47's all day and graze on insects and maize

Name something you do with your family every summer.: get drunk and watch my dad play ps3

Favorite movie?: The revenge of the Butterface

Favorite number?: 24

Who is your hero?: Lee Murray

Pets?: My black kitty

What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?: this baby chicken with a cock in its mouth

Birthday?: oct 1 1988

What do you have first hour?: its hard to cum in the morning

What school do you go to?: school of hard knocks and kraft dinner

Mascot?: bacon tits

College you want to go to?: thats for tools

Ever read Romeo and Juliet?: no

Name a random fact about you.: most people who know me have seen my penis

Do you like yourself?: schizophrenia pwnt

Who are you jealous of?: Bank robbers

What makes you mad on a daily basis?: constipation

How many first cousins do you have?:25 exactly

Mom's sisters name?: Boris Yeltson

Do you like the candy nerds?: taste nice mixed with soco

Ever been to Illinois?: yes

Do you like corn on the cob?: yep

What time is it?: like 10

Have you ever cut yourself?: I am not a female.

Ever had pneumonia?: I am not a female.

Do you have good vision?: Excellent

Do you like just looking at the stars?: Im not gay/female.

Do you like sleeping outside?: with josh kidd on jordan's trampoline

Can you waterski?: Us blacks cannot swim.

What is something that people say about you that you dont like?: that all I do is sit in my basement and watch transexual porn all day

What were you doing today at 7:45 a.m.?: Raichu!!!

What hour do you have science?: science >>>> god

Do you talk to your exes?: I talk to tim like everyday on msn

Ever been Homecoming or Spirit Week queen/king?: Flower Tucci

Favorite color?: blue

Do you straighten your hair?:same as my daddy and his daddy before

Do you have split ends?: I once saw this chick on www.efukt.com and she had a functional penis and a vagina!! It was beastiful! Yes, beastiful!

Ever been to Applebee's?: I am not a freemason

What color is your hair?: blonde

How tall are you?: 4'19

What color are the shoes you wore today?: black

What did you wear to school?: school is for asians

:gives::gives::gives::gives:

dude wtf is that in your av?

Evil
11-18-2007, 12:10 AM
Whats your myspace address jason?

GOD
11-18-2007, 12:14 AM
Whats your myspace address jason?

Ya, no shit,i cant remember if i have him or not.
/retard.

Jason
11-18-2007, 12:15 AM
dude wtf is that in your av?

Very loose pussy lips.

Evil
11-18-2007, 12:17 AM
Ya, no shit,i cant remember if i have him or not.
/retard.

I know I don't...

Jason
11-18-2007, 12:26 AM
myspace/jasonweiman or something.

GOD
11-18-2007, 12:30 AM
http://www.myspace.com/jasonweiman

GOD
11-18-2007, 12:33 AM
:ninja:~*^^*~:ninja:

Jason
11-18-2007, 12:35 AM
Gotta split Bros. Peace. Drink lots of Beer.

Evil
11-18-2007, 12:35 AM
http://www.myspace.com/jasonweiman

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bigbadroy
11-18-2007, 01:29 AM
Very loose pussy lips.

bitch looks like she has a lil ball sack