Kundurp
10-12-2007, 11:30 AM
A Dissection of the species
A: The female is a delicate and complicated creature, although you may not recognize this at first, most are packed with massive amounts of knowledge and interesting conversation. The unfortunate thing is this personality is buried under layers upon layers of bad sense of humor, menstruation, little man syndrome, independence, social deprivation, lack of self esteem, bipolar disorder, the clap, jurisdictional disorder, lack of common knowledge, and jealousy.
B: Many males are intimidated by this laundry list of problems that females seem to display, but you don't need to be. The key to a woman's personality is self esteem, if you make her feel like she's wasting your time for even bother with her rigidity nasty nappy ass then she'll be more likely to become more attached and compliant, either that or kill herself.
Example A: John comes home from a hard days work to see that his dinner has not been prepared, only to notice that his dear wife sally was in the kitchen crying because one of her friends said she should lose a little weight. He comforts her and tells her she is the most beautiful woman int he world and they go out to dinner instead.
http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/i/2/-/-/brad_joely.jpg
C: Well this is a common situation a man has come to encounter early int he stages of his marriage, women are under the impression that we are supposed to care about their feelings. Sometimes it's okay to give in to this and pretend as though you care just because it's an easier way to get sex.
D: There are several things John (Example A) could have done in order to secure his manliness and prolong their happy relationship. The first mistake he made was entering the house without announcing his presence "Bitch I'm home!" is simple and to the point, feel free to relish. The second mistake he made was a term I like to use as "Prepotency" John is the man of the house whether he has children or not and sometimes the female believes it's okay to neglect her hereditary duties such as prepare dinner. John has to declare this, simple actions such as breaking a plate in the kitchen can accomplish this. Now we get to the tricky part, John needs to stop his wife from crying without being a pussy and making her cry even more. I've developed a technique called "perpetual kinetic force" Now this technique you may have already figured out by science terms learned in 7th grade biology. when something moves or does an action it creates a form of kinetic energy, when this perpetual movement is harnessed we can create great energy sources like dams or windmills. In this case John will be attempting to harness the sexual energy from his wife by using the palm of his hand in a horizontal movement across Sally's face creating a defensive technique known as a "Palm Strike" or the common slang "Pimp Slap."
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6092/womenviolence26fo0.jpg
E: The key to knowing and understanding women is looking at them like a pet, if you give a dog too many treats and don't discipline them at the proper times then he will become selfish and develop his own idea of how the world works based on what he/she/it wants. If a woman gains too much of this independence she becomes a feminist bitch or a dike, so for the procreation and happiness of our species please, smack a hoe.
A: The female is a delicate and complicated creature, although you may not recognize this at first, most are packed with massive amounts of knowledge and interesting conversation. The unfortunate thing is this personality is buried under layers upon layers of bad sense of humor, menstruation, little man syndrome, independence, social deprivation, lack of self esteem, bipolar disorder, the clap, jurisdictional disorder, lack of common knowledge, and jealousy.
B: Many males are intimidated by this laundry list of problems that females seem to display, but you don't need to be. The key to a woman's personality is self esteem, if you make her feel like she's wasting your time for even bother with her rigidity nasty nappy ass then she'll be more likely to become more attached and compliant, either that or kill herself.
Example A: John comes home from a hard days work to see that his dinner has not been prepared, only to notice that his dear wife sally was in the kitchen crying because one of her friends said she should lose a little weight. He comforts her and tells her she is the most beautiful woman int he world and they go out to dinner instead.
http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/i/2/-/-/brad_joely.jpg
C: Well this is a common situation a man has come to encounter early int he stages of his marriage, women are under the impression that we are supposed to care about their feelings. Sometimes it's okay to give in to this and pretend as though you care just because it's an easier way to get sex.
D: There are several things John (Example A) could have done in order to secure his manliness and prolong their happy relationship. The first mistake he made was entering the house without announcing his presence "Bitch I'm home!" is simple and to the point, feel free to relish. The second mistake he made was a term I like to use as "Prepotency" John is the man of the house whether he has children or not and sometimes the female believes it's okay to neglect her hereditary duties such as prepare dinner. John has to declare this, simple actions such as breaking a plate in the kitchen can accomplish this. Now we get to the tricky part, John needs to stop his wife from crying without being a pussy and making her cry even more. I've developed a technique called "perpetual kinetic force" Now this technique you may have already figured out by science terms learned in 7th grade biology. when something moves or does an action it creates a form of kinetic energy, when this perpetual movement is harnessed we can create great energy sources like dams or windmills. In this case John will be attempting to harness the sexual energy from his wife by using the palm of his hand in a horizontal movement across Sally's face creating a defensive technique known as a "Palm Strike" or the common slang "Pimp Slap."
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6092/womenviolence26fo0.jpg
E: The key to knowing and understanding women is looking at them like a pet, if you give a dog too many treats and don't discipline them at the proper times then he will become selfish and develop his own idea of how the world works based on what he/she/it wants. If a woman gains too much of this independence she becomes a feminist bitch or a dike, so for the procreation and happiness of our species please, smack a hoe.