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deegs
10-12-2007, 08:43 AM
Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):

" f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."

He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.

Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:

"Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."

Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg
Resin
10-12-2007, 08:44 AM
greatest thread evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



end thread.
ninjashoes
10-12-2007, 08:45 AM
wtf

how is this possible?
Resin
10-12-2007, 08:47 AM
it's true... i saw it at www.ufc.com so it must be true.
deegs
10-12-2007, 08:51 AM
it was such a good movie
Nasty Nate
10-12-2007, 08:56 AM
i heard sylvia got 4 thumbs up teh butt for his performance
ninjashoes
10-12-2007, 09:00 AM
damn Sylvia has a big ass
Resin
10-12-2007, 09:13 AM
*closes eyes
CJNewBernBJJ
10-12-2007, 01:28 PM
bahaa best post ever. rep'd
Nasty Nate
10-12-2007, 01:34 PM
where the fuck are these pics from tho'rly?
Evil
10-12-2007, 01:38 PM
:suicide:
Gumshoe
10-12-2007, 02:10 PM
damn Sylvia has a big ass

hahhaha, I first tought to myself who is that fat slob and alas to my surprise



Tim>Fedor
Adz
10-12-2007, 02:12 PM
there's the ass that shat during fight
Radar
10-12-2007, 03:23 PM
That


Is



A


Big



Fat




Ass
DieOff
10-12-2007, 03:25 PM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg
PAUL: SUP............................................... ...................
nhs1126
10-12-2007, 03:42 PM
HAHA..good thread
xhale of the shoes
10-12-2007, 03:57 PM
anus'd
SmokinGunz
10-12-2007, 07:12 PM
Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):

" f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."

He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.

Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:

"Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."

Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg

hahahaha....funny.
SIRMcD
10-12-2007, 09:34 PM
Death and Life of Bobby Z
deegs
10-13-2007, 12:53 AM
whoever anused this is an asshole. this is legit mma news.
Jim
10-13-2007, 01:00 AM
whoever anused this is an asshole. this is legit mma news.

Fuck yeah.
I hate to say this Deegsy but
Tims ass>Deegs ass
deegs
10-13-2007, 01:04 AM
Fuck yeah.
I hate to say this Deegsy but
Tims ass>Deegs ass

:wah:

it does beat me in size
oddtopsy
10-13-2007, 01:05 AM
Hoooooooly shit.

That was genius.
Alekhine_Lord
10-13-2007, 02:39 AM
Lol
ShadowoftheDarkgod
10-13-2007, 02:48 AM
chuck lol!
we've all done some things we're not proud of
oddtopsy
10-13-2007, 03:04 AM
I can't rep anybody that I want to.
dragonfly
10-13-2007, 07:35 AM
Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):

" f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."

He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.

Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:

"Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."

Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg
caption of the last pic should read:
"you got some small ass nipples you cave fucking troll!!!"
dragonfly
10-13-2007, 07:39 AM
when did zuluzinho sign with the ufc?
dragonfly
10-13-2007, 07:42 AM
there's the ass that shat during fight

all we need is randleman & we have the shatting duo!!!
wimmer
10-13-2007, 07:50 AM
when did zuluzinho sign with the ufc?

bwahahaha
dragonfly
10-13-2007, 08:12 AM
bwahahaha

you see him in the 1st & 2nd pic, all the way to the right, trying really hard not to look at the cocks of shits right?

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1433/zulu11ro.gif
Nasty Nate
10-13-2007, 08:28 AM
lmao nice call cami.
Drewlius
10-13-2007, 08:40 AM
Awesome shit.
dragonfly
10-13-2007, 08:42 AM
lmao nice call cami.

cant miss his big black ass... hahahaha
dragonfly
10-13-2007, 08:42 AM
shit