View Full Version : BREAKING NEWS!!! TIM SYLVIA OUT OF THE UFC !!!
deegs 10-12-2007, 08:43 AM Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):
" f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."
He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.
Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:
"Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."
Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg
Resin 10-12-2007, 08:44 AM greatest thread evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
end thread.
ninjashoes 10-12-2007, 08:45 AM wtf
how is this possible?
Resin 10-12-2007, 08:47 AM it's true... i saw it at www.ufc.com so it must be true.
deegs 10-12-2007, 08:51 AM it was such a good movie
Nasty Nate 10-12-2007, 08:56 AM i heard sylvia got 4 thumbs up teh butt for his performance
ninjashoes 10-12-2007, 09:00 AM damn Sylvia has a big ass
Resin 10-12-2007, 09:13 AM *closes eyes
CJNewBernBJJ 10-12-2007, 01:28 PM bahaa best post ever. rep'd
Nasty Nate 10-12-2007, 01:34 PM where the fuck are these pics from tho'rly?
Gumshoe 10-12-2007, 02:10 PM damn Sylvia has a big ass
hahhaha, I first tought to myself who is that fat slob and alas to my surprise
Tim>Fedor
there's the ass that shat during fight
Radar 10-12-2007, 03:23 PM That
Is
A
Big
Fat
Ass
DieOff 10-12-2007, 03:25 PM http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg
PAUL: SUP............................................... ...................
nhs1126 10-12-2007, 03:42 PM HAHA..good thread
xhale 10-12-2007, 03:57 PM anus'd
SmokinGunz 10-12-2007, 07:12 PM Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):
" f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."
He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.
Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:
"Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."
Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg
hahahaha....funny.
SIRMcD 10-12-2007, 09:34 PM Death and Life of Bobby Z
deegs 10-13-2007, 12:53 AM whoever anused this is an asshole. this is legit mma news.
whoever anused this is an asshole. this is legit mma news.
Fuck yeah.
I hate to say this Deegsy but
Tims ass>Deegs ass
deegs 10-13-2007, 01:04 AM Fuck yeah.
I hate to say this Deegsy but
Tims ass>Deegs ass
:wah:
it does beat me in size
oddtopsy 10-13-2007, 01:05 AM Hoooooooly shit.
That was genius.
Alekhine_Lord 10-13-2007, 02:39 AM Lol
ShadowoftheDarkgod 10-13-2007, 02:48 AM chuck lol!
we've all done some things we're not proud of
oddtopsy 10-13-2007, 03:04 AM I can't rep anybody that I want to.
dragonfly 10-13-2007, 07:35 AM Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):
" f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."
He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.
Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:
"Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."
Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/deegsitis/paul.jpg
caption of the last pic should read:
"you got some small ass nipples you cave fucking troll!!!"
dragonfly 10-13-2007, 07:39 AM when did zuluzinho sign with the ufc?
dragonfly 10-13-2007, 07:42 AM there's the ass that shat during fight
all we need is randleman & we have the shatting duo!!!
wimmer 10-13-2007, 07:50 AM when did zuluzinho sign with the ufc?
bwahahaha
dragonfly 10-13-2007, 08:12 AM bwahahaha
you see him in the 1st & 2nd pic, all the way to the right, trying really hard not to look at the cocks of shits right?
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1433/zulu11ro.gif
Nasty Nate 10-13-2007, 08:28 AM lmao nice call cami.
Drewlius 10-13-2007, 08:40 AM Awesome shit.
dragonfly 10-13-2007, 08:42 AM lmao nice call cami.
cant miss his big black ass... hahahaha
dragonfly 10-13-2007, 08:42 AM shit
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