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Lord Krishna
10-06-2007, 08:15 AM
http://www.reluctant-messenger.com/issa.htm


Interesting read :popcorn:
Rynoplasty
10-06-2007, 08:21 AM
Are these the years he took it in the butt from all the Apostles on camelback?

lol, sorry I have had a few drinks and no-one is posting! :wah:
Lord Krishna
10-06-2007, 08:27 AM
nice av























:sifone:
Lord Krishna
10-06-2007, 08:27 AM
:tumbleweed:














































:damn:
Rynoplasty
10-06-2007, 08:28 AM
:tumbleweed:














































:damn:

:yes: :damn: WAR THIS THREAD!
amanamagus
10-06-2007, 09:11 AM
Interesting. I heard a rumour he came to Kashmir to learn Yoga from the yogis of Himalayas. :)
Lord Krishna
10-06-2007, 09:30 AM
Interesting. I heard a rumour he came to Kashmir to learn Yoga from the yogis of Himalayas. :)

Those stupid RSS propoganda bro, u kno how those fuckrs are.... but this shit is real research done by Notovitch, proably not true, but still interesting read....
amanamagus
10-06-2007, 09:32 AM
Those stupid RSS propoganda bro, u kno how those fuckrs are.... but this shit is real research done by Notovitch, proably not true, but still interesting read....

gyeah:yes: And RSS in this case is Rashtriya SwayamSewak Sangh not Really Simple Syndication
Max
10-06-2007, 01:45 PM
?

RSS?
amanamagus
10-06-2007, 01:48 PM
?

RSS?
Check the post above.
Max
10-06-2007, 01:50 PM
Word, never heard of that. Reading wiki article now.
ItBurnzWhenIP
10-06-2007, 02:17 PM
Jesus most likely dissappeared after getting wrapped up in the porn world for a while. Needed to shake his coke habit and get his life straight... Then he reappeared on the scene spouting his I'm God cult bullshit. Pretty good conman
lancaster
10-06-2007, 03:34 PM
That story is a complete fabrication, or if it's not then it definitely doesn't describe the Jesus as depicted in the christian bible. The purported statements of "Issa" contradict the statements of Jesus in the christian bible.

Mind you, that story is just as much a fabrication as the New Testament. Historically, Jesus probably never existed. The only record of him is in the New Testament. There is no other record anywhere else. Believing in Jesus is as silly as believing that Luke Skywalker really existed after you read StarWars.
Jim
10-06-2007, 05:21 PM
What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?















"Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"
Rynoplasty
10-06-2007, 05:35 PM
What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?















"Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"

I think he either said :damn: or "Jesus, Jesus Christ."
Jim
10-06-2007, 05:43 PM
We're going straight to hell Ryno...http://ninjashoes.net/forum/images/smilies/damn.gif
Soul Position
10-07-2007, 05:57 AM
Astrotheology people! Look it up!
Neo_Pop
10-10-2007, 06:18 AM
Jesus is Black ya'll.
xhale
10-10-2007, 05:49 PM
That story is a complete fabrication, or if it's not then it definitely doesn't describe the Jesus as depicted in the christian bible. The purported statements of "Issa" contradict the statements of Jesus in the christian bible.

Mind you, that story is just as much a fabrication as the New Testament. Historically, Jesus probably never existed. The only record of him is in the New Testament. There is no other record anywhere else. Believing in Jesus is as silly as believing that Luke Skywalker really existed after you read StarWars.

jesus of nazarath was a real man... but he just banged around with Mary and did a lot of shrooms and opium... which explains his crazy trips :)
lancaster
10-11-2007, 02:44 AM
jesus of nazarath was a real man...

Maybe, but Nazarath didn't exist until about sometime between 100 - 200 AD.
xhale
10-11-2007, 05:48 PM
beh... going back that far... being 100 years off isnt that big of a deal :)
Rynoplasty
10-11-2007, 05:57 PM
We're going straight to hell Ryno...http://ninjashoes.net/forum/images/smilies/damn.gif

:yes: :damn: :no:
lancaster
10-12-2007, 02:23 AM
beh... going back that far... being 100 years off isnt that big of a deal :)

Nah, but it kinda messes up the whole born in Nazareth at the time of King Herod thing.
Jim
10-12-2007, 04:24 PM
It wouldnt matter if there was empirical evidence that Jesus and his ministry were fabricated.Its a non sequitur.

The comfort and feelgood warmth christians attain from believing in the story is sufficiently real enough for them to disreguard anything contrary to those beliefs..
Their minds will unwittingly seek out reasoning [no matter how vague]to explain away anything,or even ignore anything that interupts or invalidates the comfort zone they r in...even commonsense can be overlooked when this comfort zone is at stake.
Its the minds protection system at work, protecting that which makes it feel good.
Lord Krishna
10-12-2007, 05:57 PM
Homeostasis
Jim
10-12-2007, 06:14 PM
Homeostasis

Yeah...good word
feeling secure is likened to survival...the overiding urge of all lifeforms.
The feeling offered by faith in religion offers something that is felt on a very basic yet deep level.
Interesting isnt it?
Lord Krishna
10-12-2007, 08:32 PM
Yeah...good word
feeling secure is likened to survival...the overiding urge of all lifeforms.
The feeling offered by faith in religion offers something that is felt on a very basic yet deep level.
Interesting isnt it?

Yup this makes as simple sense as 1+1=2. Most organised religions are just a means for the ruling classes to keep the masses in order and control.
Jim
10-12-2007, 09:07 PM
The feeling of security offered thru religion aligns neatly with ones instinct to survive.

Reason is Instinct's storyteller, but Instinct is Reason's master.

Whatever Instinct wants, Instinct gets, and the servant Reason will find a way to justify and explain its wishes with a story,no matter how crude or illogical it may be.
wimmer
10-12-2007, 10:09 PM
^^^^^ smartest guy at the shoes, my main man jim..
Jim
10-12-2007, 10:34 PM
^^^^^ smartest guy at the shoes, my main man jim..

Awww shucks wimmer...
Im not really smart.I just have moments.
lancaster
10-13-2007, 03:28 AM
It wouldnt matter if there was empirical evidence that Jesus and his ministry were fabricated.Its a non sequitur.

The comfort and feelgood warmth christians attain from believing in the story is sufficiently real enough for them to disreguard anything contrary to those beliefs..

+1 repped
livingdeath
10-15-2007, 04:02 AM
Astrotheology people! Look it up!

exactley bro,jesus was a sun diety like horus and the many others before him.