If you could pick ANY MMA fighter of any era or when they were in their prime to be your bodyguard, who would it be? Now remember, we are talking about defending you in street fights against guys with broken bottles and shit etc.....they arent going to be fending guys off you in the octogon or ring.

So i thought about it, and i can imagine 2 guys i would want. One being Tank Abbott, for pretty fucking obvious reasons....hes got the size and lack of careing if he gets stabbed to be able to be an awsome body guard.

Second i think would be, and i know ill probobly get flamed for this but, Ken Shamrock IN HIS PRIME (not 40+ year old kenny). I mean the look in his eye back in the day and his insanity level was off the charts. Hes got the pissed off Irish mentality, and i think he could kick some SERIOUS ass in the streets if it came down to it.

So, how about you guys?

Probably Gilbert Yvel, the guy seems like a nutcase.

I'd feel safe with Bas looking out for me.

Basito!

Probably Gilbert Yvel, the guy seems like a nutcase.

repp'd just cause he would flip a shit if something didn't go his way.

Bob Sapp.

Huge and black. That's enough to scare off the majority of ignorant thugs out there.

If he actually had to fight....?

Um, Fedor. Maybe Gonzaga too, big scary fuck who is a beast.

If you could pick ANY MMA fighter of any era or when they were in their prime to be your bodyguard, who would it be? Now remember, we are talking about defending you in street fights against guys with broken bottles and shit etc.....they arent going to be fending guys off you in the octogon or ring.

So i thought about it, and i can imagine 2 guys i would want. One being Tank Abbott, for pretty fucking obvious reasons....hes got the size and lack of careing if he gets stabbed to be able to be an awsome body guard.

Second i think would be, and i know ill probobly get flamed for this but, Ken Shamrock IN HIS PRIME (not 40+ year old kenny). I mean the look in his eye back in the day and his insanity level was off the charts. Hes got the pissed off Irish mentality, and i think he could kick some SERIOUS ass in the streets if it came down to it.

So, how about you guys?


Sherdog is @ sherdog.com .... perfect thread for there.

Then again you're a gimmick so this is kind of expected trollery.

Sherdog is @ sherdog.com .... perfect thread for there.

Then again you're a gimmick so this is kind of expected trollery.

I don't get it, what's wrong with this thread?

Bruce is right about one thing, this goes to the asylum.

I'd pick Bas in his prime fo sho. That man knew what to do when someone pulled a knife, or a bottle, or a bottle of hot sauce...

Hunt and Wandy tag team

Aleksander Emelianenko.

I'd pick Bas in his prime fo sho. That man knew what to do when someone pulled a knife, or a bottle, or a bottle of hot sauce...

make a taco?

If I could have any MMA fighter as a bodygaurd it would be thehawtone then there would be plenty of sex and bodygaurding

Sherdog is @ sherdog.com .... perfect thread for there.

Then again you're a gimmick so this is kind of expected trollery.

Yes i made this thread originally in the main MMA forum. My mistake i apologize for that, should of thought ahead and known it was an asylum style post. I am certainly not a gimmick, any of the mods can check my IP to validate this and see this is the one and only time i have ever signed up on ninjashoes.net.

I avoid sherdog like the plague so i wouldn't make this post there. I would rather not be opening scat porn and shit here at work like on some of the threads there by retards who think they are clever. Its just a resource site to me, thats about it.

Sorry to have inconvinienced you so deeply!!!

(yes my spelling is terrible, but this isnt english class so i dont give a shit)

Sherdog is @ sherdog.com .... perfect thread for there.

Then again you're a gimmick so this is kind of expected trollery.

c'mon man lay off the guy. Gimmick or not, it's an okay thread. it was just in the wrong place. now who would you pick bro?

Maybe Joe Son.

Maybe Joe Son.

http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/austinpowers/images/austin_08.jpg

I would straight up pay to be able to hang out with Bas. I would pay even more to be able to hang out with Bas and Quadros.

Then we can all make fun of O'Hara together...

ahh fantasies

http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/austinpowers/images/austin_08.jpg

Yeah that's the one. :owned:

Aleksander Emelianenko.
Beat me to it.

Red mafia FTW

I avoid sherdog like the plague so i wouldn't make this post there. I would rather not be opening scat porn and shit here at work like on some of the threads there by retards who think they are clever. )

You have no idea where you are, do you?

Have you ever seen a horse punture a mans colon with his dick? BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

c'mon man lay off the guy. Gimmick or not, it's an okay thread. it was just in the wrong place. now who would you pick bro?

Bas, of course...

You have no idea where you are, do you?

Have you ever seen a horse punture a mans colon with his dick? BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!







..................strangely aroused....in an i'm going to regret this later kind of way.

1 million cops dead.

el guapo, markee hanto, rampage before he found religion or vov...

Hunt and Wandy tag team

sexytime?

You have no idea where you are, do you?

Have you ever seen a horse punture a mans colon with his dick? BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

uyyy someone's gonna post the gif now. I think I'm gonna lose my lunch

:owned:

sexytime?

if all goes well

tumbleweed

Ken Shamrock of the early days

Phil Baroni, just because he is the NYBA.

http://www.belowthebeltshow.com/images/guests/ken_shamrock.jpg

Kharitonov

wanderlei silva
or
aleksander emelianenko

Beat me to it.

Red mafia FTW

I almost puked when I saw your AV

Aleksander Emelianenko.

Yep,well him or jason miller.:yes:

I almost puked when I saw your AV

Awesome. Check out the odd zombie thread.

Last night i first thought about saying wand but that would be too obvious. Then i thought about odd, but again too easy. Then i was gonna say aleks, cause of the scary ink and all, but it still wasn't funny and stfu already wimmy. Then finally, i had Herve down and princess tells me hes fucking dead...

fedor.

Hunt and Wandy tag team

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:pooh_lol:

Giant Silva

Brock Lesnar

Krazy Horse

Giant Silva

Long Dong Silva

The Smashing Machine.

The Smashing Machine.

lol that poor guy KO'd his own self last time he fought in Pride.

lol that poor guy KO'd his own self last time he fought in Pride.

i met him one time here in Chicago, he is actually cool as fuck.

i met him one time here in Chicago, he is actually cool as fuck.

Yeah Kerr seems like a likeable dude. :pics: < that's just what we always say.

Yeah Kerr seems like a likeable dude. :pics: < that's just what we always say.

sorry no pics, so I guess it is time for me to STFU then.

ever meet AA?

sorry no pics, so I guess it is time for me to STFU then.

no no keep posting

ever meet AA?

nope, but i do Clap for the wolfman.

ever meet AA?

too many times :secret:

no no keep posting

ok, thanks

too many times :secret:

you made a funny

you made a funny

:yes:

lol that poor guy KO'd his own self last time he fought in Pride.

yeah, against yamamoto... the guy that rickson rnced the fuck out & the one who stupidly waved in legs big until he got ktfo!!! what a dumb ass

:yes:

:yes:

Bas.

Rampage...but shouldn't this be in the MMA forum??

yeah, against yamamoto... the guy that rickson rnced the fuck out & the one who stupidly waved in legs big until he got ktfo!!! what a dumb ass

WHO?

Jason.

Specially right now, Do you see how angry he is right now??!!
His E-toughness, must translate into real life, IT HAS TO!

Jason.

Specially right now, Do you see how angry he is right now??!!
His E-toughness, must translate into real life, IT HAS TO!

jajajaja

4 me its gotta be wand and diaz.

vochanchyn and hong man choi

Of course now if we could have any MMA artist ever includeing fictional ones......im going to have to go with:

http://loserville.us/~chad_ghost/bloodsport8.jpg

Brick.....not hit back!!!!!!!!

i'd want rosy o'donnell. nobody would even think of approaching me.