View Full Version : Dear Mr. SHoes


DansNads
06-26-2006, 03:20 AM
Dear Mr. Shoes,

I found the perfect shirt for you the other day at HOt topic, but they did not have your size. It had instructions on how to be a ninja. It would have been pretty on you.

YOur friend,
Nads

ps. you can see the shirt here. http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&ITEM=201898

The Fire
06-26-2006, 03:23 AM
When did my nads start an account?

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 03:26 AM
A better question is why you attacked your nads.

DansNads
06-26-2006, 03:31 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Fire Zouave @ Jun 25 2006, 07:23 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
When did my nads start an account?
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Excuse me, I'm not YOUR nads thank you very much.

ninjashoes
06-26-2006, 03:37 AM
go away nads

The Fire
06-26-2006, 03:40 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jim Persons @ Jun 25 2006, 10:26 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
A better question is why you attacked your nads.
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My nads attacked me - I just happened to kill them in the counter attack. My nads are nowhere near as powerful as the rest of me. I hope they come back to life soon though.

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 03:49 AM
It looks like your nads are trying to disown you too. You need to keep your nads in line.

DansNads
06-26-2006, 03:54 AM
Like my cookies?

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 03:57 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DansNads @ Jun 25 2006, 10:54 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Like my cookies?
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Peanut butter?

ninjashoes
06-26-2006, 03:59 AM
nads av keeps changing

The Fire
06-26-2006, 04:27 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jim Persons @ Jun 25 2006, 10:49 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
It looks like your nads are trying to disown you too. You need to keep your nads in line.
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What can I say? Sometimes they seem to have a mind of their own.

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 04:28 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Fire Zouave @ Jun 25 2006, 11:27 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
What can I say? Sometimes they seem to have a mind of their own.
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I can understand that.

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 05:11 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 25 2006, 07:59 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
nads av keeps changing
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Perhaps you are on acid.?

ninjashoes
06-26-2006, 05:16 AM
I wish, I am only high off my farts

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 05:17 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 25 2006, 09:16 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I wish, I am only high off my farts
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Oh yeah? HOw do you prepare farts for consumption?

ninjashoes
06-26-2006, 05:17 AM
you jus sniff your anus

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 05:18 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 25 2006, 09:17 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
you jus sniff your anus
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I will not be trying that.

DansNads
06-26-2006, 05:54 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 25 2006, 09:18 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I will not be trying that.
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I just did. It's most delightful..

ninjashoes
06-26-2006, 05:55 AM
no heart

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 05:56 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DansNads @ Jun 26 2006, 12:54 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I just did. It's most delightful..
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Did it smell like your cookies?

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 05:57 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jim Persons @ Jun 25 2006, 09:56 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Did it smell like your cookies?
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What kind of cookies?

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 05:58 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 26 2006, 12:57 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
What kind of cookies?
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Peanut butter, I hope. What kind of savage doesn't like peanut butter cookies?

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 05:59 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jim Persons @ Jun 25 2006, 09:58 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Peanut butter, I hope. What kind of savage doesn't like peanut butter cookies?
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Me, I am allergic to peanuts.

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 06:00 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 26 2006, 12:59 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Me, I am allergic to peanuts.
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Well, that's ok.

If you weren't cruelly snubbed by nature, you would eat peanut butter cookies. I can sense it.

ninjashoes
06-26-2006, 06:03 AM
Im allergic to shanes nuts

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 06:04 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 25 2006, 10:03 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Im allergic to shanes nuts
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Chin nuts?

Jim Persons
06-26-2006, 06:06 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 26 2006, 01:04 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Chin nuts?
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<--------------- I'm allergic to chins.

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 06:07 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jim Persons @ Jun 25 2006, 10:06 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
<--------------- I'm allergic to chins.
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Me too.

DansNads
06-26-2006, 06:24 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 25 2006, 09:57 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
What kind of cookies?
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Many beautiful kinds I assure you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 06:24 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DansNads @ Jun 25 2006, 10:24 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Many beautiful kinds I assure you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif
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Boring.

dum_dum
06-26-2006, 01:06 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 26 2006, 06:59 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Me, I am allergic to peanuts.
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thats shitty

dum_dum
06-26-2006, 01:06 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 26 2006, 07:03 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Im allergic to shanes nuts
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damn, that sucks!

AllAroundSportsFan
06-26-2006, 07:36 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 26 2006, 12:59 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Me, I am allergic to peanuts.
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If I could not eat peanut butter cookies I would be a very unpleasant person... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/girl_werewolf.gif

Rdrvgs
06-26-2006, 10:22 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dum_dum @ Jun 26 2006, 05:06 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
thats shitty
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I lied. I just don't like peanuts.

ninjashoes
06-27-2006, 01:01 AM
shane wipes peanut butter on his dogs ass

The Fire
06-27-2006, 05:49 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 26 2006, 08:01 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
shane wipes peanut butter on his dogs ass
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At least he is not picking the peanuts out of his poop.

ninjashoes
06-27-2006, 08:10 AM
dont even get me started on shane and feces

Rdrvgs
06-27-2006, 07:22 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 27 2006, 12:10 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
dont even get me started on shane and feces
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I want to know.