http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

Haha, this list rules! Rep'd

I thought the same thing about the eagle not giving Frodo a ride.

Its called fantasy.Im not sure if anyone noticed but the laws of reality dont live there.:gojerkit:

Its called fantasy.Im not sure if anyone noticed but the laws of reality dont live there.:gojerkit:

some people call them plot holes

those movies put me to sleep , only good for like a half an hour

those movies put me to sleep , only good for like a half an hour

+1

I barely sat through the first one and the second one sucks balls.

I stopped at #12. if someone is going to make a list about something they need to try and use some intelligence before doing it.


"12. # Return of the Living Dead.

In FOTR, if you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public."


if someone needs an explanation why this is incorrect then I will give one, but hopefully you have a little intelligence and I don't need to waste my time.

now randall from clerks 2 has the real reason the movies sucked.

I stopped at #12. if someone is going to make a list about something they need to try and use some intelligence before doing it.


"12. # Return of the Living Dead.

In FOTR, if you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public."


if someone needs an explanation why this is incorrect then I will give one, but hopefully you have a little intelligence and I don't need to waste my time.

now randall from clerks 2 has the real reason the movies sucked.

Didn't the Ring Wraiths or whatever they're called, stab pillows and the Hobbits with Aragon were in an opposite room at the Inn watching? Correct me if I'm wrong, last time I watched the movie was the year it came out.

The guy who wrote it obviously is very ignorant on the subject.

After reading just one argument, by the looks of it, he didn't know Aragorn and Boromir were two different people.

[QUOTE=stak;657846]I stopped at #12. . .

. . .if someone needs an explanation why this is incorrect then I will give one, but hopefully you have a little intelligence and I don't need to waste my time.

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If you had a little intelligence you would read the whole b4 passing judgement. It states the autor is not real and the list was meant to be parodic

If you had a little intelligence you would read the whole b4 passing judgement. It states the autor is not real and the list was meant to be parodic

+1

Uyy that attention span of kids these days.

hell yea WAR BUTTSECKS

It's obvious it's a parody after point 2.

Of course there's going to be a sequel if the book set is a trilogy, but alas we've established its a parody.

did u read the part about lord of the rings 4 it made me chuckle

did u read the part about lord of the rings 4 it made me chuckle

Yeah lol. Most of his points are funny and very obvious.

Funny how it says so many people wrote in complaining. What kind of fans are they if they cant recognise a parody? I'm not a huge fan but have seen the movies a couple of times and can see.

I slept through most of the 2nd one

i thought using gweneth paltro as the elf, and will smith as the white midget would b great casting

I woul like my shot at Liv to see about that #38.

Even if I fail it would be fun research.

dont remember that 1 but liv tyler's fuckin hot

Are people so fucking stunned they didn't realize this was a joke? Jesus Christ! Thankyou donpokey for making the effort to laugh at everyone who didn't get it.

Are people so fucking stunned they didn't realize this was a joke? Jesus Christ! Thankyou donpokey for making the effort to laugh at everyone who didn't get it.

lolz... at first I thought it was real but when you start actually paying attention you realize it's a spoof and it's hilarious...

This one is great:
Every time Frodo or Bilbo went invisible with the ring they should have also gone BLIND. Your eyes cannot function unless light is reflected off the cornea. If light passes through it (as must be the case with invisibility) sight is no longer possible. Also, rings do not turn you invisible.
Pretty funny..

i noticed it was shit early on
its not funny though

I found bits of it funny I must admit.

i got to number 8 after deciding the reasons were stupid and petty.

number 8 was saying how the ring fits sarumons hand. the ring changes size to who ever is holding it.

LOTR were very very good films, something we don't see any more.

lol all i can say is that the first one sucked so i didnt bother to watch the others

" You Know What Happens in the Extreme Foreground and Upper Sky? Neither Do I!"

That was Awesome!!