It was a normal day in Adelaididiedie, when out of the corner of my eye I saw this girl. She came up to me and said "Darren??". So I say "yes, I be him!"

She say, "Jaques send me here to kill you!"

I say "WHY?????"

She say, "Coz he says he can!"

Then I say "SEX???"

She see "wee wee!!"

So I pull down my capri pants, and she gives me the best bj ever!

So then we had sex (anal).

SO i send her back to France and now Jaques will be an uncle (anal).

Writers cramp

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Magic Man @ Jun 25 2006, 04:48 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
It was a normal day in Adelaididiedie, when out of the corner of my eye I saw this girl. She came up to me and said "Darren??". So I say "yes, I be him!"

She say, "Jaques send me here to kill you!"

I say "WHY?????"

She say, "Coz he says he can!"

Then I say "SEX???"

She see "wee wee!!"

So I pull down my capri pants, and she gives me the best bj ever!

So then we had sex (anal).

SO i send her back to France and now Jaques will be an uncle (anal).

Writers cramp
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you dirty son of a b**** style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Magic Man @ Jun 25 2006, 10:48 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
It was a normal day in Adelaididiedie, when out of the corner of my eye I saw this girl. She came up to me and said "Darren??". So I say "yes, I be him!"

She say, "Jaques send me here to kill you!"

I say "WHY?????"

She say, "Coz he says he can!"

Then I say "SEX???"

She see "wee wee!!"

So I pull down my capri pants, and she gives me the best bj ever!

So then we had sex (anal).

SO i send her back to France and now Jaques will be an uncle (anal).

Writers cramp
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Proof please.

congratz!

MM had to die for this lie

and wtf is that locadora has -2 strenght? it´s impossible he ca´t kill me i´m stronger!

pregnacy up the butt is hard to reverse

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 25 2006, 06:51 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
pregnacy up the butt is hard to reverse
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Nothing a good dose of ex lax can't fix.

or a coat hanger

This Thread is Useless Without Pics!!!

I don't know that I would actually want to see that.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(legitballer @ Jun 25 2006, 09:56 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
This Thread is Useless Without Pics!!!
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http://reillyfile.homestead.com/files/magicVSpeppers.jpg

You are a sick young man Jim.

I'll accept "sick" for posting it, but I didn't make it. I'm not that sick.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jim Persons @ Jun 25 2006, 10:46 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I'll accept "sick" for posting it, but I didn't make it. I'm not that sick.
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I'm glad to hear that.

It did bother me a little that I knew right where to go get it though.

wow thats nasty, why brian why

Well, he IS a sex offender. I'm not that surprised.

true

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 25 2006, 11:30 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
true
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Why are you always dead?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jim Persons @ Jun 25 2006, 11:36 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Why are you always dead?
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As the admin every body wants to kiss his ass or kill it. I do neither.

Well, I can't kill him, and his ass is probably pretty stinky from being in the wheelchair all day. I won't do either also.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Fire Zouave @ Jun 25 2006, 08:37 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
As the admin every body wants to kiss his ass or kill it. I do neither.
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I do both.

its lonely being admin....sigh

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 25 2006, 08:54 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
its lonely being admin....sigh
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Hi Ninja!

titiboobs

congratulation, u got aids

http://www.brooksidepress.org/Products/Military_OBGYN/Textbook/Pap/Cervix2a.jpg