within reason. i am not going to have ass sex with my dog or anything. cmon bitches, what do you want me to do?


i am drunk, on xanax, andbored

find a girl and make her get naked and have her pleasure herself with your smirnoff bottle

do a cartwheel while wearing a thong

find a girl and make her get naked and have her pleasure herself with your smirnoff bottle

well, if i was in any condition to drive i'd do it. what if i pleasure myself with the smirnoff bottele? hmmm thats no good either. i'm trying to stay away from anything sexual becuase i dont want to wow you with the size of my cock you might commit suicide.

do a cartwheel while wearing a thong

i have no thong, but i will try a cartwheel... gimme a couple mins.

well, if i was in any condition to drive i'd do it. what if i pleasure myself with the smirnoff bottele? hmmm thats no good either. i'm trying to stay away from anything sexual becuase i dont want to wow you with the size of my cock you might commit suicide.

no need to drive. just use your phone to find one.

fergz, wrestle with your dad

I want to see you either;
Drop it likes it hot, punch a hole in the wall, do your best wanderlei silva impression (vale tudo shorts or boxers with leg holes pulled up to groin), lick your armpit, or wipe your ass and show the camera the lint and barnicles left on the tissue.

I want to see you either;
Drop it likes it hot, punch a hole in the wall, do your best wanderlei silva impression (vale tudo shorts or boxers with leg holes pulled up to groin), lick your armpit, or wipe your ass and show the camera the lint and barnicles left on the tissue.



i am agree on the drop it like it's hot.

alrighty... theres the video deegs requested.

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LOL fuck yea!

LMAO rep'd

repp'd big time, playa. glad you took teh shirt off too, it's like we're partying together

I want to see you either;
Drop it likes it hot, punch a hole in the wall, do your best wanderlei silva impression (vale tudo shorts or boxers with leg holes pulled up to groin), lick your armpit, or wipe your ass and show the camera the lint and barnicles left on the tissue.

hmmmmm.... well if i punch a hole in the wall my dad would be fucking pissed and it woudl not help the hosuess' property value so.... not punch hole.

BUT, i will do a wanderlei wilva impression in my boxers and licck my armpits... again gimme a few minutes and i'l'l get that shit uploaded

repp'd big time, playa. glad you took teh shirt off too, it's like we're partying together

i would take my shirt offf for you any time deegs :popcorn:

ok i didnt do the silva impression yet but here i am in my boxers singing drop it while its hot

omfga i'm going to regret this shit so hard when i see it sober. :/

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upon reviewing that video, i am way too fucked up. i shoudl never ever do this again

omg, I gotta go spread rep so I can rep you again

alrighty... theres the video deegs requested.

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lol man u look like shane

I am now unable to rep Ferg, ODD, and deegs.

greatest videos of ALLLLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow. if you need to spread then get me.

lol man u look like shane

yeah i am a retarded person. was born that way can't help it, oh well.

PWNT!

i got bob may and aussie

wow. if you need to spread then get me.

Done.

and got furg again

i need to rep you again as soon as i can

i've given out too much rep in the last 24 hours :(

ok i didnt do the silva impression yet but here i am in my boxers singing drop it while its hot

omfga i'm going to regret this shit so hard when i see it sober. :/

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never again will i rep so freely

never again will i rep so freely

Same here, but this is the most rep worthy thing I've seen on this site yet.

yeah i am a retarded person. was born that way can't help it, oh well.

PWNT!

its cool man....I DARE YOU TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD ON CAMERA DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Same here, but this is the most rep worthy thing I've seen on this site yet.

yep, that's why i feel so bad that i can't do it again. im sad, bob, sad.

Jaja I can't even see these. Fuck.

yep, that's why i feel so bad that i can't do it again. im sad, bob, sad.

I know. I'm repping people that did nothing, just to get back to repping Ferg again.


I'm gonna have to wait until tomorrow to continue, I think.

Jaja I can't even see these. Fuck.

Go somewhere where you can...RIGHT NOW!!!!

It's worth it.

Go somewhere where you can...RIGHT NOW!!!!

It's worth it.

:whathesaid:

SHAVE YOUR HEAD FERG

Still taking requests?

shave it

no don't shave it

wax it

alrighty... theres the video deegs requested.

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muthafuckin repped brah

is suicide okay?

is suicide okay?

He's a bit drunk, you'll need to show him how.

jajajaja sorry for the brief absence.... i drove to jack in the box for a bite to eat. yes, drove. that is highly illegal in my current state but FUCK DA POLCIE COMIN STRATE FROM DA UNDARGROUND A YOUGN NIGGA GOT IT BAD CUZ Im BROWN

lol oh man and you didn't pick up a bitch to fulfill my request? :owned:

what did you get?

i'm not going to shave my head... gimme abother 15 mg of xanax and a fifth of jack daneils or captain morgan and maybe but im not that fuckedup yet.

He's a bit drunk, you'll need to show him how.

hahaha rep'd

what did you get?

i can't remembrer it had meat in it afaik

thanks for all the rep brothaz i gotta to this mroe often...i can't really continue drinking more tnoight i got work tomorrow. i have like 2 or 3 sips of the smirnoff left so i'll finish that off for now

i swear i'll do another video request thread within the next couple days.

now i want some jack

He's a bit drunk, you'll need to show him how.


He knows i'm joking relax rob yer pussy is out of control.

He knows i'm joking relax rob yer pussy is out of control.

Clearly by the pissing pics by me in Odd's round three challenge it is evident that I have a penis.

is suicide okay?
dude i'll do it, but you better give me MAD REPZ 100000000x so i can show my friends irl how much rep i have for being dead and then they'll rep me irl

my tombstone = "i told you i was hardcore"

Clearly by the pissing pics by me in Odd's round three challenge it is evident that I have a penis.



Squating doesn't count rob.

dude i'll do it, but you better give me MAD REPZ 100000000x so i can show my friends irl how much rep i have for being dead and then they'll rep me irl

my tombstone = "i told you i was hardcore"


hah No... plz don't do that.... i was clearly joking

Squating doesn't count rob.

I'd imagine that you cant squat and piss up a wall and manage to form letters.

I'd imagine that you cant squat and piss up a wall and manage to form letters.


I know you'd have to be a female to do that.

fergz, wrestle with your dad

yo deegs, thats a fcking great idea. he's not home tonight but some time this week i think convince him to wrestle me on video and i'll post. i will smoke his ass like last time.

if we were to have a stand up fight i would be knocked out in 5 seconds flat, i hate to admit it but my dad is a TOUGH MOTHER FUCKER and in a real fight he'd beat my ass senseless :owned:

however, whenever we grapple i make him tap out every time. i am seriously considering taking REAL classes in ju jitsu.

i already have a background in judo.

do it.

go join a class now on camera

tell em your making a documentary

lol btj that woudl be awesome

fuck that TUF show i'll make the REAL reality series.

i'd watch it

me too

me three

:popcorn:

i think you could have a winning formula here ferg.

make it happen!

HOF

HOF

i am agree

HOF

:whathesaid:

within reason. i am not going to have ass sex with my dog or anything. cmon bitches, what do you want me to do?


i am drunk, on xanax, andbored
fergie, would you be kind enough to do the booty hop for me or say "jus scrap, brah!!!", bj penn style with a shaka sign, or both onegaishimasu?

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8672/tehbootyhop9oq.gif

teh booty hop

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/dragonfly8O8/ani/shaka.gif

shaka sign


thank you in advance for considering my request...

http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/truffleshuffle.jpg

dude i'll do it, but you better give me MAD REPZ 100000000x so i can show my friends irl how much rep i have for being dead and then they'll rep me irl

my tombstone = "i told you i was hardcore"

pain words, fergie... :(

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/646e23a64286e1.jpg

fergie, would you be kind enough to do the booty hop for me or say "jus scrap, brah!!!", bj penn style with a shaka sign, or both onegaishimasu?

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8672/tehbootyhop9oq.gif

teh booty hop

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/dragonfly8O8/ani/shaka.gif

shaka sign


thank you in advance for considering my request...

jaja

if i drink tonight i will do that, if not, i will do it next time i pick up some booze.

beat the shit out of one of your old computers with a hamma

Do a burnout.

man i am watching these videos again now. what the fuck was i thinking?

Do a burnout.

thats a good idea but i am not gonna do that one drunk. burnouts tend to attract cops.

beat the shit out of one of your old computers with a hamma

thats a possibility, but i have a hard time smashing computers.

EDIT: no i know i have one bad pentium 2 motherboard... i'll smash the fuck out of it.

man i am watching these videos again now. what the fuck was i thinking?

i don't know what you were thinking, but i know what i was thinking: "AWESOME"

rep'd again for the vids. im don't see myself stopping. i haven't laughed as much as i did to your vids in a long time.

i aim to please, rather than aim at the toilet.

next time i get messed up i'll do another one of these threads.

i was about to rep you back again but i have to spread first.

EDIT: ok repped now.

reps..that shit was hilarious. props to you.

stand on your head while smoking a bong.

fuck a dog. or a turtlle. or fuck a dog fucking a turtlle.

do silence of the lambs

make sure goodbye horses is playing

holy shit that pwns

u will soon become the new jason, after i am tired of doing stupid shit to provoke a laugh

lick your own nipples and dance to the milkshake song

jaja

if i drink tonight i will do that, if not, i will do it next time i pick up some booze.

hahaha nah no pressure, its cool, fergie... jus glad you is oki

ps... i bet your ass was still drunk when you went to work, crazy mofo...

fergie youre too much rock for one hand - \m/ \m/

lick your own nipples and dance to the milkshake song


OMG :yes:

do silence of the lambs
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/4228/goodbyehorses3xs0.gif (http://imageshack.us)
make sure goodbye horses is playing

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/996/whooohoooqr4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

goodbye horses, im flyin flyin flyin over yooooooou, whooooooooo hooooooooo!!!

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/4228/goodbyehorses3xs0.gif (http://imageshack.us)


http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/996/whooohoooqr4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

goodbye horses, im flyin flyin flyin over yooooooou, whooooooooo hooooooooo!!!

ive seen my hopes and dreams ah-ly-in on the grrrounn

ive seen my hopes and dreams ah-ly-in on the grrrounn

that song is sooooooo addictive, damn catchy tunes... *wrings fist angrily*

btw,

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/3192/kopiputsthesocksonorgetdn7.gif

that song is sooooooo addictive, damn catchy tunes... *wrings fist angrily*

btw,

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/3192/kopiputsthesocksonorgetdn7.gif

jaja..it is a very catchy song.

it puts the lotion in the basket.

PUT THE GODDAMN LOTION IN THE BASKET!1 :sifone:

jaja..it is a very catchy song.

it puts the lotion in the basket.

PUT THE GODDAMN LOTION IN THE BASKET!1 :sifone:

hhahahah it puts teh lotion on its skin