View Full Version : The Story of Resin: Living with a handicap
deegs 09-10-2007, 05:18 AM this is the story of a boy named resin. by all accounts resin was a strange, antisocial kid with a thin mustache, severe learning difficulties, a constant erection, more bladder problems than 89% of seniors, and an inability to control the leaking from his anus.
one day, resin went to a teh state fair a few years ago looking for work and he met a carnie who went by the name of pedro. him and pedro quickly formed and unshakeable bond. this bond was based on resin's love of all things homosexual and pedro's need for a green card.
they moved to the mountains and lived in sin for 18 months. pedro hunted, protected resin from forest critters, and fucked resin's brown asian/beaner asshole daily just to humiliate him.
resin took care of teh woman's work, which included sponge-bathing pedro and shaving that area between pedro's balls and anus to look like 1970's mlb trading cards. mostly, resin shaved the image of reggie jackson. reggie was resin's favourite player because he had so many 'lumps'.
they'd hold hands for hours and run around naked, except for resin. he would wear wild furs that pedro would prepare from local woodland creatures. resin never felt so beautiful in those luxurious furs.
one day, resin woke up and pedro had gone. resin went into a deep depression and survived only with the hope that pedro had gone hunting. or that it was an extra long day like they have on other planets like he'd heard about in 3rd grade, the last time he attended classes.
this was not teh case and when reality finally hit resin, he started running. he ran like forrest gump in the movie forrest gump, only resin, gave up after a mile and a half and passed out naked on the side of the freeway. he was found by medics and it is reported that he softly sang teh song 'Hello' by Lionel Ritchie. he replaced teh word 'hello' with 'pedro'.
today, resin reportly leads a fairly normal life for someone born with his mental disadvantages. he still loves furs.
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:20 AM poor guy
deegs 09-10-2007, 05:22 AM it's a story of heartbreak, but it had to be told
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:22 AM is it kinda like brokeback mountain?
Resin 09-10-2007, 05:23 AM this is the story of a boy named resin. by all accounts resin was a strange, antisocial kid with a thin mustache, severe learning difficulties, a constant erection, more bladder problems than 89% of seniors, and an inability to control the leaking from his anus.
one day, resin went to a teh state fair a few years ago looking for work and he met a carnie who went by the name of pedro. him and pedro quickly formed and unshakeable bond. this bond was based on resin's love of all things homosexual and pedro's need for a green card.
they moved to the mountains and lived in sin for 18 months. pedro hunted, protected resin from forest critters, and fucked resin's brown asian/beaner asshole daily just to humiliate him.
resin took care of teh woman's work, which included sponge-bathing pedro and shaving that area between pedro's balls and anus to look like 1970's mlb trading cards. mostly, resin shaved the image of reggie jackson. reggie was resin's favourite player because he had so many 'lumps'.
they'd hold hands for hours and run around naked, except for resin. he would wear wild furs that pedro would prepare from local woodland creatures. resin never felt so beautiful in those luxurious furs.
one day, resin woke up and pedro had gone. resin went into a deep depression and survived only with the hope that pedro had gone hunting. or that it was an extra long day like they have on other planets like he'd heard about in 3rd grade, the last time he attended classes.
this was not teh case and when reality finally hit resin, he started running. he ran like forrest gump in the movie forrest gump, only resin, gave up after a mile and a half and passed out naked on the side of the freeway. he was found by medics and it is reported that he softly sang teh song 'Hello' by Lionel Ritchie. he replaced teh word 'hello' with 'pedro'.
today, resin reportly leads a fairly normal life for someone born with his mental disadvantages. he still loves furs.
I didn't read any of you're copy and written bull shit i just know someone must have a huge ...........
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deegs 09-10-2007, 05:23 AM is it kinda like brokeback mountain?
yep, a mix of that and the notebook, with a little philadelphia thrown in to the mix.
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:24 AM yep, a mix of that and the notebook, with a little philadelphia thrown in to the mix.
gotcha. are they gonna make it into a movie?
deegs 09-10-2007, 05:24 AM resize that pic. it makes reading your story difficult.
deegs 09-10-2007, 05:26 AM gotcha. are they gonna make it into a movie?
i hope so. i think toby maguire is pushing for the project.
danny trejo will play the role of pedro.
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/33/56/image_4856337.jpg
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:27 AM i hope so. i think toby maguire is pushing for the project.
danny trejo will play the role of pedro.
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/33/56/image_4856337.jpg
good actors for the roles. i can def see the resemblence
Obi Narb Kenobi 09-10-2007, 05:38 AM so was pedro killed while hunting or did he just leave resin?
Dr. Bob {ADR} 09-10-2007, 05:40 AM so was pedro killed while hunting or did he just leave resin?
I was wondering this also? INS deportation?
deegs 09-10-2007, 05:41 AM no one knows. i have a feeling he found someone younger, richer, and tighter.
oddtopsy 09-10-2007, 05:42 AM HOFAME
Ohhhhhhhh schnapster.
Deegs, let me ride your coat tails and write a screenplay with you. With my hollywood good looks and your natural ability to translate compassion to paper (and brows); I am almost positive that together we can capitolize on the raw human emotions and passionat e thinking that handicapable people harness within their hearts and bicycle helmets and feed them to the public for a marginable financial gain with interest.
Obi Narb Kenobi 09-10-2007, 05:46 AM no one knows. i have a feeling he found someone younger, richer, and tighter.
no that was a tale of true love i think pedro was killedtrying to take the fur of a baby bear, he would have used the head as a stylish new helmet for resin as he is accident prone, but the mama bear mauled him and in his last words pedro saud
"mi verga de culo siempre estara para mi quierido resin"
which loosely translates to " my assdick will always be there for my beloved resin"
that or INS deprtation
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:47 AM culo*
Obi Narb Kenobi 09-10-2007, 05:48 AM negged for being a typo nazi
edit: NM my spaish grammar is teh ghey
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:49 AM negged for being a typo nazi
no no pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no
Obi Narb Kenobi 09-10-2007, 05:50 AM no no pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no
no negg but i think people should negg more it makes shit interesting
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:53 AM no negg but i think people should negg more it makes shit interesting
lol. i was trying to be all dramatic btw. but nah i was just helping you out cuz i think culo makes the stroy better as opposed to cula.
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 05:53 AM there will be only pos rep in this thread anyway. deegs repped
deegs 09-10-2007, 06:09 AM HOFAME
Ohhhhhhhh schnapster.
Deegs, let me ride your coat tails and write a screenplay with you. With my hollywood good looks and your natural ability to translate compassion to paper (and brows); I am almost positive that together we can capitolize on the raw human emotions and passionat e thinking that handicapable people harness within their hearts and bicycle helmets and feed them to the public for a marginable financial gain with interest.
the special olympics have proven that this is possible!
deegs 09-10-2007, 06:11 AM no that was a tale of true love i think pedro was killedtrying to take the fur of a baby bear, he would have used the head as a stylish new helmet for resin as he is accident prone, but the mama bear mauled him and in his last words pedro saud
"mi verga de culo siempre estara para mi quierido resin"
which loosely translates to " my assdick will always be there for my beloved resin"
that or INS deprtation
your story is one of hope, and will sell more!
deegs 09-10-2007, 06:11 AM there will be only pos rep in this thread anyway. deegs repped
thank you my brotha
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 06:12 AM thank you my brotha
no problem
there will be only pos rep in this thread anyway. deegs repped
+1
oddtopsy 09-10-2007, 06:41 AM Can't rep dees again yet. Someone do it for me.
deegs 09-10-2007, 06:50 AM i repd che cos i missed him, odd cos he's classically handsome, and blunt cos i like his compliments
beetsh 09-10-2007, 08:25 AM i hope so. i think toby maguire is pushing for the project.
danny trejo will play the role of pedro.
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/33/56/image_4856337.jpg
lmfao!
kronker 09-10-2007, 08:46 AM http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h83/kronker2/samantha-huge-natural-tits.jpg
i repd che cos i missed him, odd cos he's classically handsome, and blunt cos i like his compliments
you're the muthafuckin man deegs u and odd=2 best posters on here
deegs 09-10-2007, 08:53 AM che you're too kind and too well hung to be so charming!
anti Resin 09-10-2007, 08:56 AM Deegs yer moms a whore
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 08:57 AM teh anti resin lol
Resin 09-10-2007, 08:58 AM hate hate hate hate*
:)
deegs 09-10-2007, 08:58 AM jaja
VENDO 09-10-2007, 08:59 AM jaja on your jaja.
anti Resin 09-10-2007, 08:59 AM hate hate hate hate*
:)
you are not the greatest I am the greatest
oddtopsy 09-10-2007, 09:01 AM *sigh*
Usually when someone creates a gimmick they don't use the same pictures as their original account and say the same exact shit.
oddtopsy 09-10-2007, 09:03 AM *sigh*
Usually when someone creates a gimmick they don't use the same pictures as their original account and say the same exact shit.
/egg on face
anti Resin 09-10-2007, 09:03 AM *sigh*
Usually when someone creates a gimmick they don't use the same pictures as their original account and say the same exact shit.
I'm gonna pour salt in yer wounds
deegs 09-10-2007, 07:24 PM ttt
this story must be reread by all
damn Deegs
this was truley a moving story, i have managed to find yet another thread of pity for young Resin, where i feared there were no more to be found
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