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Kundurp 09-09-2007, 11:12 AM Before I had all my friends over to watch the fights I had one of my late EX's over for a couple shots and some sex. After we fuck she starts downing the rest of my handle of smirnoff and before I know it she passes out on my bed. Youforgotpoland came over and we started watching the unleashed shit before the UFC came onand I go in to check on her. My sheets are covered in piss puke and period blood. The 3 p's of love. I fucking hate women. I drove her drunk ass home, got a slurpee came back and watched City of God with Poland and the roomates and she convinced her roomate to drive her drunk ass all the way back to my fucking place and she passes out on my now sheetless bed AGAIN. I'm gonna cut this bitch.
VENDO 09-09-2007, 11:14 AM I expect a vid in every one of your threads.
I expect a vid in every one of your threads.
Yeah it can be her repayment for fucking up the sheets and wasting time.
nzjujitsu 09-09-2007, 11:21 AM hahaha. sounds shit bro. did you end up watching the fights?
Kundurp 09-09-2007, 11:25 AM Yeah she came out and fucked with us while we were watchign sometimes but I kept telling her to go wait for me int he bedroom lol.
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 11:29 AM Is her name chrisssy?
Kundurp 09-09-2007, 11:31 AM Is her name chrisssy?
I don't knowa single girl named chrissy bro, why do you keep askign me that?
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 11:35 AM I don't knowa single girl named chrissy bro, why do you keep askign me that?
I asked if the asian was lisa.
I will continuously drop names until I find someone we both know since you are from teh phoeniquera.
Aaron acero?
my weekend was good to
my cousin fucked a girl he met on myspace jaj
Kundurp 09-09-2007, 11:37 AM I asked if the asian was lisa.
I will continuously drop names until I find someone we both know since you are from teh phoeniquera.
Aaron acero?
Begh it's possible but highly unlikely, considering the Asian lives in California
Kundurp 09-09-2007, 11:37 AM my weekend was good to
my cousin fucked a girl he met on myspace jaj
Have done, 6 times.
It's easy when you have pictures and videos of you fighting in a cage lol.
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 11:44 AM I've banged my fair share of myspace whores. It is also easy when you have no conscience, a pocket full of ruffies and an alabi.
YouFrgotPoland 09-09-2007, 11:45 AM I saw her nipple when she was passed out on your bed.
now this i sa solid thread
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 11:49 AM I saw her nipple when she was passed out on your bed.
Pics?
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 11:50 AM Damn. 4 phoenicians in this thread.
Look out aussies, we're taking over..
nzjujitsu 09-09-2007, 11:50 AM haha thats awesome
Calling Aussie reinforcements... Over
NZ is coming to Aus so can we count him too?
nzjujitsu 09-09-2007, 11:52 AM brisbane ftw!
YouFrgotPoland 09-09-2007, 11:52 AM Pics?
Kundurp wouldn't let me hang out in there long enough...
I'll get em next time.
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 11:57 AM Damnit kundrup.
Sharing is caring.
And posting is boasting.
-oddtopsy
brisbane ftw!
I thought you were off to Perth.
godzuki 09-09-2007, 11:58 AM Damn. 4 phoenicians in this thread.
Look out aussies, we're taking over..
/post.
Kundurp 09-09-2007, 12:02 PM Damnit kundrup.
Sharing is caring.
And posting is boasting.
-oddtopsy
I gave this forum the gift of pornography, anything that comes out of my keyboard is legit.
but yeah I'll post pics when I get em.
VENDO 09-09-2007, 12:02 PM nigeria > all.
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 12:04 PM /post.
Oh snap.
5 people, we win.
nzjujitsu 09-09-2007, 12:06 PM I thought you were off to Perth.
as did i. i thought my brother and his flatmate were going to go to perth for the mines. but they changed shit up. and are now going to brizzie bro. MEAN!!
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 12:07 PM I gave this forum the gift of pornography, anything that comes out of my keyboard is legit.
but yeah I'll post pics when I get em.
You have earned your legitimentnisicity. My peen is on here too.
Peen-town ftw
as did i. i thought my brother and his flatmate were going to go to perth for the mines. but they changed shit up. and are now going to brizzie bro. MEAN!!
Brisbane sounds better than Perth.
You have earned your legitimentnisicity. My peen is on here too.
Peen-town ftw
Man what are you doing? You're going to give Jason ideas.
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 12:09 PM Man what are you doing? You're going to give Jason ideas.
I think it too late for that.
I think it too late for that.
Yeah I thought that as I hit "submit reply".
YouFrgotPoland 09-09-2007, 12:46 PM Could I earn legitemacy if I post a video of me watching Kundurp having sex?
DeadDoughnutGuy 09-09-2007, 12:48 PM Oh snap.
5 people, we win.
she doesn't count, she is from goodyear
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 12:53 PM Could I earn legitemacy if I post a video of me watching Kundurp having sex?
UTT?
Also, yes. As long as you make it into an 80's style montage to the tune of "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany.
oddtopsy 09-09-2007, 12:54 PM she doesn't count, she is from goodyear
Goodyear schmoodyear. Look at those tittays!
DeadDoughnutGuy 09-09-2007, 12:57 PM UTT?
Also, yes. As long as you make it into an 80's style montage to the tune of "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany.
*she did look good in playboy
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/271746e3df936391c.jpg
DeadDoughnutGuy 09-09-2007, 12:58 PM Goodyear schmoodyear. Look at those tittays!
:agree:
Have done, 6 times.
It's easy when you have pictures and videos of you fighting in a cage lol.
Whats your myspace page? I try to add all the ninjas, my page is myspace.com/svtmma.
Kundurp 09-09-2007, 10:44 PM Whats your myspace page? I try to add all the ninjas, my page is myspace.com/svtmma.
www.myspace.com/jerryfriestad
Resin 09-09-2007, 10:46 PM *take note.... you have to spray paint ninjashoes.net inside her house or eles it simply does not count.
www.myspace.com/jerryfriestad
added
Mary Jane 09-09-2007, 11:47 PM that's fuckin raunchy.
ninjashoes 09-10-2007, 12:08 AM wow, she sounds like one pain in the ass
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 12:11 AM wheres the vid?
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 12:12 AM Could I earn legitemacy if I post a video of me watching Kundurp having sex?
do it... i will then vouch for you.
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 12:14 AM evil added
Blunt Object 09-10-2007, 12:15 AM www.myspace.com/jerryfriestad
added too
godzuki 09-10-2007, 12:55 AM she doesn't count, she is from goodyear
i moved.
back to phx.
85043.
kthxu.
and besides, only 2 years out of my 24 have been spent outside of phx.
p.s.
how the hell do you know i lived in goodyear.
im kinda creeped out.
dragonfly 09-10-2007, 01:36 AM Before I had all my friends over to watch the fights I had one of my late EX's over for a couple shots and some sex. After we fuck she starts downing the rest of my handle of smirnoff and before I know it she passes out on my bed. Youforgotpoland came over and we started watching the unleashed shit before the UFC came onand I go in to check on her. My sheets are covered in piss puke and period blood. The 3 p's of love. I fucking hate women. I drove her drunk ass home, got a slurpee came back and watched City of God with Poland and the roomates and she convinced her roomate to drive her drunk ass all the way back to my fucking place and she passes out on my now sheetless bed AGAIN. I'm gonna cut this bitch.
det sound like the opposite of love to me...
not sexy times 4 sho
VENDO 09-10-2007, 03:53 AM *take note.... you have to spray paint ninjashoes.net inside her house or eles it simply does not count.
why? you don't..
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