View Full Version : So I just had an awesome night.


Kundurp
09-09-2007, 11:12 AM
Before I had all my friends over to watch the fights I had one of my late EX's over for a couple shots and some sex. After we fuck she starts downing the rest of my handle of smirnoff and before I know it she passes out on my bed. Youforgotpoland came over and we started watching the unleashed shit before the UFC came onand I go in to check on her. My sheets are covered in piss puke and period blood. The 3 p's of love. I fucking hate women. I drove her drunk ass home, got a slurpee came back and watched City of God with Poland and the roomates and she convinced her roomate to drive her drunk ass all the way back to my fucking place and she passes out on my now sheetless bed AGAIN. I'm gonna cut this bitch.

VENDO
09-09-2007, 11:14 AM
I expect a vid in every one of your threads.

Rob
09-09-2007, 11:15 AM
I expect a vid in every one of your threads.

Yeah it can be her repayment for fucking up the sheets and wasting time.

nzjujitsu
09-09-2007, 11:21 AM
hahaha. sounds shit bro. did you end up watching the fights?

Kundurp
09-09-2007, 11:25 AM
Yeah she came out and fucked with us while we were watchign sometimes but I kept telling her to go wait for me int he bedroom lol.

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 11:29 AM
Is her name chrisssy?

Kundurp
09-09-2007, 11:31 AM
Is her name chrisssy?

I don't knowa single girl named chrissy bro, why do you keep askign me that?

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 11:35 AM
I don't knowa single girl named chrissy bro, why do you keep askign me that?
I asked if the asian was lisa.

I will continuously drop names until I find someone we both know since you are from teh phoeniquera.

Aaron acero?

chop
09-09-2007, 11:37 AM
my weekend was good to

my cousin fucked a girl he met on myspace jaj

Kundurp
09-09-2007, 11:37 AM
I asked if the asian was lisa.

I will continuously drop names until I find someone we both know since you are from teh phoeniquera.

Aaron acero?
Begh it's possible but highly unlikely, considering the Asian lives in California

Kundurp
09-09-2007, 11:37 AM
my weekend was good to

my cousin fucked a girl he met on myspace jaj

Have done, 6 times.

It's easy when you have pictures and videos of you fighting in a cage lol.

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 11:44 AM
I've banged my fair share of myspace whores. It is also easy when you have no conscience, a pocket full of ruffies and an alabi.

YouFrgotPoland
09-09-2007, 11:45 AM
I saw her nipple when she was passed out on your bed.

CHE
09-09-2007, 11:46 AM
now this i sa solid thread

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 11:49 AM
I saw her nipple when she was passed out on your bed.

Pics?

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 11:50 AM
Damn. 4 phoenicians in this thread.

Look out aussies, we're taking over..

nzjujitsu
09-09-2007, 11:50 AM
haha thats awesome

Rob
09-09-2007, 11:51 AM
Calling Aussie reinforcements... Over

Rob
09-09-2007, 11:51 AM
NZ is coming to Aus so can we count him too?

nzjujitsu
09-09-2007, 11:52 AM
brisbane ftw!

YouFrgotPoland
09-09-2007, 11:52 AM
Pics?

Kundurp wouldn't let me hang out in there long enough...

I'll get em next time.

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 11:57 AM
Damnit kundrup.

Sharing is caring.
And posting is boasting.

-oddtopsy

Rob
09-09-2007, 11:57 AM
brisbane ftw!

I thought you were off to Perth.

godzuki
09-09-2007, 11:58 AM
Damn. 4 phoenicians in this thread.

Look out aussies, we're taking over..

/post.

Kundurp
09-09-2007, 12:02 PM
Damnit kundrup.

Sharing is caring.
And posting is boasting.

-oddtopsy

I gave this forum the gift of pornography, anything that comes out of my keyboard is legit.

but yeah I'll post pics when I get em.

VENDO
09-09-2007, 12:02 PM
nigeria > all.

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 12:04 PM
/post.
Oh snap.

5 people, we win.

nzjujitsu
09-09-2007, 12:06 PM
I thought you were off to Perth.

as did i. i thought my brother and his flatmate were going to go to perth for the mines. but they changed shit up. and are now going to brizzie bro. MEAN!!

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 12:07 PM
I gave this forum the gift of pornography, anything that comes out of my keyboard is legit.

but yeah I'll post pics when I get em.

You have earned your legitimentnisicity. My peen is on here too.

Peen-town ftw

Rob
09-09-2007, 12:07 PM
as did i. i thought my brother and his flatmate were going to go to perth for the mines. but they changed shit up. and are now going to brizzie bro. MEAN!!

Brisbane sounds better than Perth.

Rob
09-09-2007, 12:07 PM
You have earned your legitimentnisicity. My peen is on here too.

Peen-town ftw

Man what are you doing? You're going to give Jason ideas.

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 12:09 PM
Man what are you doing? You're going to give Jason ideas.
I think it too late for that.

Rob
09-09-2007, 12:11 PM
I think it too late for that.

Yeah I thought that as I hit "submit reply".

YouFrgotPoland
09-09-2007, 12:46 PM
Could I earn legitemacy if I post a video of me watching Kundurp having sex?

DeadDoughnutGuy
09-09-2007, 12:48 PM
Oh snap.

5 people, we win.

she doesn't count, she is from goodyear

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 12:53 PM
Could I earn legitemacy if I post a video of me watching Kundurp having sex?
UTT?

Also, yes. As long as you make it into an 80's style montage to the tune of "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany.

oddtopsy
09-09-2007, 12:54 PM
she doesn't count, she is from goodyear
Goodyear schmoodyear. Look at those tittays!

DeadDoughnutGuy
09-09-2007, 12:57 PM
UTT?

Also, yes. As long as you make it into an 80's style montage to the tune of "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany.

*she did look good in playboy
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/271746e3df936391c.jpg

DeadDoughnutGuy
09-09-2007, 12:58 PM
Goodyear schmoodyear. Look at those tittays!

:agree:

Evil
09-09-2007, 06:14 PM
Have done, 6 times.

It's easy when you have pictures and videos of you fighting in a cage lol.

Whats your myspace page? I try to add all the ninjas, my page is myspace.com/svtmma.

Kundurp
09-09-2007, 10:44 PM
Whats your myspace page? I try to add all the ninjas, my page is myspace.com/svtmma.

www.myspace.com/jerryfriestad

Resin
09-09-2007, 10:46 PM
*take note.... you have to spray paint ninjashoes.net inside her house or eles it simply does not count.

Evil
09-09-2007, 10:58 PM
www.myspace.com/jerryfriestad

added

Mary Jane
09-09-2007, 11:47 PM
that's fuckin raunchy.

ninjashoes
09-10-2007, 12:08 AM
wow, she sounds like one pain in the ass

Blunt Object
09-10-2007, 12:11 AM
wheres the vid?

Blunt Object
09-10-2007, 12:12 AM
Could I earn legitemacy if I post a video of me watching Kundurp having sex?

do it... i will then vouch for you.

Blunt Object
09-10-2007, 12:14 AM
evil added

Blunt Object
09-10-2007, 12:15 AM
www.myspace.com/jerryfriestad

added too

godzuki
09-10-2007, 12:55 AM
she doesn't count, she is from goodyear

i moved.
back to phx.
85043.
kthxu.
and besides, only 2 years out of my 24 have been spent outside of phx.

p.s.
how the hell do you know i lived in goodyear.
im kinda creeped out.

dragonfly
09-10-2007, 01:36 AM
Before I had all my friends over to watch the fights I had one of my late EX's over for a couple shots and some sex. After we fuck she starts downing the rest of my handle of smirnoff and before I know it she passes out on my bed. Youforgotpoland came over and we started watching the unleashed shit before the UFC came onand I go in to check on her. My sheets are covered in piss puke and period blood. The 3 p's of love. I fucking hate women. I drove her drunk ass home, got a slurpee came back and watched City of God with Poland and the roomates and she convinced her roomate to drive her drunk ass all the way back to my fucking place and she passes out on my now sheetless bed AGAIN. I'm gonna cut this bitch.
det sound like the opposite of love to me...

not sexy times 4 sho

VENDO
09-10-2007, 03:53 AM
*take note.... you have to spray paint ninjashoes.net inside her house or eles it simply does not count.

why? you don't..