i watched SQUIRREL (68) lose an arm wrestling match to a 24 year old. i saw that shit!...LIVE...sucka. he was talking shit the whole time then lost. it was pretty sweet. then they went and had sex. now, i'm not gonna say whether it was a guy or girl cause either way it's pussy and sick...

peace.

don't mod me off this thread anus.

huh?

i watched SQUIRREL (68) lose an arm wrestling match to a 24 year old. i saw that shit!...LIVE...sucka. he was talking shit the whole time then lost. it was pretty sweet. then they went and had sex. now, i'm not gonna say whether it was a guy or girl cause either way it's pussy and sick...

peace.

don't mod me off this thread anus.

Good one Tubby McGuire. That shit can happen when you are blacked out. You also did not mention the fact that I held him at a stand still for a long time. Next time we can video tape it.

Yeah, and sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend that night. You are the one who lets him stay at your place for long weekends EVERY month. I guess he gets lonley back in the Dakotas...

Also, you are the one that was dry humping me on the patio at the C.C. Club last night until I stabbed you in the crotch with a screwdriver provoking you to openly admit that you have a vagina. Not that it surprised anyone. And where is the photo of your boytoy? Chop Chop!

:popcorn:

sounds like a real life issue here.

im undefeated in armwrestling. i regularly curl 15's and will fuck you guyz up!

We should hold an arm wrestling contest for this forum. My money is on Rory because he could turn his hard hat around for more power.

im undefeated in armwrestling. i regularly curl 15's and will fuck you guyz up!

I was undefeated till last year. :wah: I hate losing. I will start training soon and will kill both of those fags who defeated me..

What's going on here?

What's going on here?

Your going to armwrestle Rory.

Good one Tubby McGuire. That shit can happen when you are blacked out. You also did not mention the fact that I held him at a stand still for a long time. Next time we can video tape it.

Yeah, and sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend that night. You are the one who lets him stay at your place for long weekends EVERY month. I guess he gets lonley back in the Dakotas...

Also, you are the one that was dry humping me on the patio at the C.C. Club last night until I stabbed you in the crotch with a screwdriver provoking you to openly admit that you have a vagina. Not that it surprised anyone. And where is the photo of your boytoy? Chop Chop!

So. We are sitting here drinking together. I never tried this shit on a phone. I write a couple sentences. You gotta write a book. I dryhumped you and you told me in secret. In the bathroom (while staring at my dick, romantically) that it made you really horny. I said that's gross. Then you followed me home. Your a pervert. Leave me alone.

We should hold an arm wrestling contest for this forum. My money is on Rory because he could turn his hard hat around for more power.

I will cheat at arm wrestling...I will spit in your eye, stomp your feet, kick you crotch...and even trash talk.

So. We are sitting here drinking together. I never tried this shit on a phone. I write a couple sentences. You gotta write a book. I dryhumped you and you told me in secret. In the bathroom (while staring at my dick, romantically) that it made you really horny. I said that's gross. Then you followed me home. Your a pervert. Leave me alone.

Without pics this thread does not deliver.

I will cheat at arm wrestling...I will spit in your eye, stomp your feet, kick you crotch...and even trash talk.

go roryzilla!!!

go roryzilla!!!

Not to mention I am strong.

My bet seems safe.

Not to mention I am strong.
i believe!!! kick his ass rory!!!

i believe!!! kick his ass rory!!!

Who am I arms wrastlin?

Who am I arms wrastlin?

idk, but jus remember one thing: KICK HIS MONKEY ASS!!!

Yeah!!!

rory will win by fat fuckeness

fat cocksuckeness

So. We are sitting here drinking together. I never tried this shit on a phone. I write a couple sentences. You gotta write a book. I dryhumped you and you told me in secret. In the bathroom (while staring at my dick, romantically) that it made you really horny. I said that's gross. Then you followed me home. Your a pervert. Leave me alone.

Your posts read like a Dr. Seuss book except they lack 3 things.

1)Intellect
2)Entertainment
3)Wit

Get back to me when you propagate some pubic hair.

go and get a fucked spoody > you

Spoody=Squirrel.

Same guy.

Spoody=Squirrel.

Same guy.

haha wtf

Squirrel just earned some major conspiracy points if thats true

This thread am confuse me.

Spoody=Squirrel.

Same guy.

Negative.

I do not watch reruns of Fresh Prince of Bel-air and I also do not sleep until 1 in the afternoon on a daily basis.

I am not so much fat fuckness any more.

i watched SQUIRREL (68) lose an arm wrestling match to a 24 year old. i saw that shit!...LIVE...sucka. he was talking shit the whole time then lost. it was pretty sweet. then they went and had sex. now, i'm not gonna say whether it was a guy or girl cause either way it's pussy and sick...

peace.

don't mod me off this thread anus.

and now'?? please shut up.

and now'?? please shut up.

Rudy Dexter has my back!!

I really did stab this clown of shitz with a screwdriver. True story.

He died?

He died?

He told me it did not hurt because he has a vagina. We all figured that anyway so it was no surprise.

Damn...that must be a huge vagina!!!

Spoody=Squirrel.

Same guy.

You went all the way to the green mill to argue with yourself squirrel? Douche.

I do not watch reruns of Fresh Prince of Bel-air and I also do not sleep until 1 in the afternoon on a daily basis.


haha PWNT

You went all the way to the green mill to argue with yourself squirrel? Douche.

See post #23 in this thread.

You went all the way to the green mill to argue with yourself squirrel? Douche.

rly?

This thread am confuse me.

You met Spoody when you came to Minneapolis.

I had a screwdriver in my pocket the other day because I just changed my license plates and yes, he was dry humping me on the patio so I stabbed that shit. Do not be confused Mr. Zouave. I am not always the happy-go-lucky fellow that I am on the forum. I am a bad, bad man.

You stabbed his HUGE VAGINA!!!!

You stabbed his HUGE VAGINA!!!!

Yes I did and I lost the screwdriver in the process. I saw spoody walking to the bar today on my way to GODbros place and he looked pretty content. You do the math. Spoody = vagina boy.

Yes I did and I lost the screwdriver in the process. I saw spoody walking to the bar today on my way to GODbros place and he looked pretty content. You do the math. Spoody = vagina boy.

Was the screwdriver made in the USA?

Was the screwdriver made in the USA?

Good Q zilla. Not sure, we will need to wait until he wakes up from his daily Jägermeister bomb coma.

Good Q zilla. Not sure, we will need to wait until he wakes up from his daily Jägermeister bomb coma.

If it was not...you can get another for .99 cents. if you want the quality tools you have to buy American.

If it was not...you can get another for .99 cents. if you want the quality tools you have to buy American.

That was my only flathead too now that I think about it!! I should have used a Philips.

That was my only flathead too now that I think about it!! I should have used a Philips.

really funny SQUIRREL. looks like you texted me 20 times tonight. if i"m such a "queer" why you so interested? hmmm? i don't need to write a book to you. i don't want to write a book to you, instead i will "allow" you to think about all the funny shit you plan to say to me. i will "allow" you to spend hours and hours thinking of all the "witty" shit you want to say. then i will "allow" you to suck my dick "again" when you text me 20 times to come over at 2:30 am while you are sitting on my bed. you cant deny that shit....you know you are...right now. also i would like to propagate pubes that arent grey oldy....oops.

looks like a book.

you guys are fucking weird.

They should just fuck to get rid of the sexual tention between them.

really funny SQUIRREL. looks like you texted me 20 times tonight. if i"m such a "queer" why you so interested? hmmm? i don't need to write a book to you. i don't want to write a book to you, instead i will "allow" you to think about all the funny shit you plan to say to me. i will "allow" you to spend hours and hours thinking of all the "witty" shit you want to say. then i will "allow" you to suck my dick "again" when you text me 20 times to come over at 2:30 am while you are sitting on my bed. you cant deny that shit....you know you are...right now. also i would like to propagate pubes that arent grey oldy....oops.

looks like a book.


It took 20 messages to wake you up from your daily Jagermeister coma + you had some weed and I did not. Please do NOT write a book, your posts are enough. A little goes a long way. Spending hours thinking of witty shit to say? It takes little thought tho respond to your posts. I will save the "witty" for a rainy day. As far as "sucking your dick", read the thread vagina boy. You already admitted to having one. Oh, and grey pubes? I have 0. You can only hope to be as cool as me when you grow up.

:popcorn:

This is a very deliver thread.