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dum_dum 08-21-2007, 10:58 AM people think am gay, i look very young for my age and so on.
i need to fix some things in my life and behavior.
i start like this:
-stop shaving immediately
what are your suggestions?
beetsh 08-21-2007, 10:59 AM post your holiday pics.
Brad O 08-21-2007, 10:59 AM Stop bathing and buy a pair of engineer boots.
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:01 AM how do those boots look like?
oh sorry btj, i forgot to post pics yesterday.
Jack Mehoff {ADR} 08-21-2007, 11:01 AM start soaking your balls in a jar of baby oil
Brad O 08-21-2007, 11:02 AM how do those boots look like?
oh sorry btj, i forgot to post pics yesterday.
http://www.villageshoeservice.com/carolina115.jpg
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:02 AM dont listen to brad. dressing like the builder drom the village people will not have people thinking your straight.
Brad O 08-21-2007, 11:03 AM Another tip: Don't post your holiday pics for a man that keeps asking for them.
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:03 AM hey brad. post your holiday pics
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:03 AM Flex until your nuts drop.
nzjujitsu 08-21-2007, 11:03 AM life delt you a shit hand. your going to look gay and be single for the rest of your life
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:06 AM paparazzi shot
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8029/mumei4.jpg
Brad O 08-21-2007, 11:06 AM paparazzi shot
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8029/mumei4.jpg
I don't think you are gay, but you do look young. Maybe get a pube before you worry about this.
Jack Mehoff {ADR} 08-21-2007, 11:08 AM run on the treadmill while wearing boxing gloves and listening to "maniac" on headphones.
Brad O 08-21-2007, 11:09 AM Or go on a scooter ride with Tim the Mainiac. Ask to see his nipples.
ninjashoes 08-21-2007, 11:09 AM its ok to look gay as long as you dont actually smoke pole
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:10 AM i would never do that.
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:12 AM Spit in your hand to groom your hair.
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:13 AM Spit in your hand to groom your cock.
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:13 AM my mum does that for me.
Brad O 08-21-2007, 11:13 AM Scuba dive in an outhouse shit barrel.
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:14 AM Spit in your hand to groom your asshole.
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:15 AM Spit in your hand to groom your asshole.
ho, my gay alarm just started ringing.
Jack Mehoff {ADR} 08-21-2007, 11:16 AM go beat the shit out of your dining room table.
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:16 AM my mum does that for me.
You germans are a freaky bunch, aren't you?
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:17 AM what happened to the guy in your av, zombies?
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:18 AM Do some bjj
Brad O 08-21-2007, 11:19 AM Do some bj's
I think that would be the opposite of the goal bro!
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:19 AM Get some big ass tittie implants. Straight dudes love big ass flopping titties and shit.
dragonfly 08-21-2007, 11:19 AM hayo!!!
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:19 AM sunset shot
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9193/sunsetmp8.jpg
Brad O 08-21-2007, 11:21 AM Get some big ass tittie implants. Straight dudes love big ass flopping titties and shit.
Now this thread is fucking going places!
oddtopsy 08-21-2007, 11:23 AM sunset shot
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9193/sunsetmp8.jpg
Don't take pictures of sunsets.
Queer.
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:23 AM that would make me a bearded tranny.
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:24 AM Don't take pictures of sunsets.
Queer.
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6415/sunset2ur3.jpg
sorry
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:27 AM get a humerous tshirt
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9450/untitled9jn8.jpg
chicks dig them
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:32 AM i heard chicks love animals, so i caught 2 free living turtles and put them into my garden.
they sex each other, the smaller one is a male.
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2458/turtlesbg8.jpg
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:33 AM you caught turtles?
in germany?
where?
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:35 AM no in croatia, i was there on vacation. the last week.
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:36 AM chicks like fluffy animals not smelly reptiles.
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:36 AM minotauro was also there, giving a 3 days seminar for 50 euros.
when he was not giving instructions, he whored around.
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/561/min2fj6.jpg
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:36 AM you should have caught some puppies or kittens. safer bet
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:37 AM minotauro was also there, giving a 3 days seminar for 50 euros.
when he was not giving instructions, he whored around.
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/561/min2fj6.jpg
did you take the pic?
did ya fight him. no one would have thought you were gay then
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:38 AM and speaking of puppies - i'd like to play with hers
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:38 AM chicks like fluffy animals not smelly reptiles.
there are only, lizards, turtles, snakes and insects running around. the only fluffy things are homeless cats and dogs, or when you´re lucky you can catch a wolf or bear.
beetsh 08-21-2007, 11:40 AM chicks dig bears.
put a ring in its nose and beat it so it dances. they'll love you
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:41 AM did you take the pic?
did ya fight him. no one would have thought you were gay then
nah i didnt, i was too lazy to go visit the seminar. or stalk him partying. though it was only 10 km from where i stayed. i mean i was on vacation.
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:42 AM chicks dig bears.
put a ring in its nose and beat it so it dances. they'll love you
do they like soccer games too?
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/538/hajdukdy0.jpg
dum_dum 08-21-2007, 11:49 AM turtle porn for you guys.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/z81aa4
1,2MB
beetsh 08-21-2007, 01:23 PM thanks dum. there just isnt enough turtle shagging on the internet
beetsh 08-21-2007, 01:55 PM i prefer cat gagging
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