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dum_dum
08-21-2007, 10:58 AM
people think am gay, i look very young for my age and so on.
i need to fix some things in my life and behavior.
i start like this:
-stop shaving immediately


what are your suggestions?

beetsh
08-21-2007, 10:59 AM
post your holiday pics.

Brad O
08-21-2007, 10:59 AM
Stop bathing and buy a pair of engineer boots.

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:01 AM
how do those boots look like?

oh sorry btj, i forgot to post pics yesterday.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-21-2007, 11:01 AM
start soaking your balls in a jar of baby oil

Brad O
08-21-2007, 11:02 AM
how do those boots look like?

oh sorry btj, i forgot to post pics yesterday.

http://www.villageshoeservice.com/carolina115.jpg

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:02 AM
dont listen to brad. dressing like the builder drom the village people will not have people thinking your straight.

Brad O
08-21-2007, 11:03 AM
Another tip: Don't post your holiday pics for a man that keeps asking for them.

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:03 AM
hey brad. post your holiday pics

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:03 AM
Flex until your nuts drop.

nzjujitsu
08-21-2007, 11:03 AM
life delt you a shit hand. your going to look gay and be single for the rest of your life

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:06 AM
paparazzi shot



http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8029/mumei4.jpg

Brad O
08-21-2007, 11:06 AM
paparazzi shot



http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8029/mumei4.jpg

I don't think you are gay, but you do look young. Maybe get a pube before you worry about this.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-21-2007, 11:08 AM
run on the treadmill while wearing boxing gloves and listening to "maniac" on headphones.

Brad O
08-21-2007, 11:09 AM
Or go on a scooter ride with Tim the Mainiac. Ask to see his nipples.

ninjashoes
08-21-2007, 11:09 AM
its ok to look gay as long as you dont actually smoke pole

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:10 AM
i would never do that.

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:12 AM
Spit in your hand to groom your hair.

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:13 AM
Spit in your hand to groom your cock.

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:13 AM
my mum does that for me.

Brad O
08-21-2007, 11:13 AM
Scuba dive in an outhouse shit barrel.

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:14 AM
Spit in your hand to groom your asshole.

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:15 AM
Spit in your hand to groom your asshole.

ho, my gay alarm just started ringing.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-21-2007, 11:16 AM
go beat the shit out of your dining room table.

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:16 AM
my mum does that for me.
You germans are a freaky bunch, aren't you?

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:17 AM
what happened to the guy in your av, zombies?

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:18 AM
Do some bjj

Brad O
08-21-2007, 11:19 AM
Do some bj's

I think that would be the opposite of the goal bro!

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:19 AM
Get some big ass tittie implants. Straight dudes love big ass flopping titties and shit.

dragonfly
08-21-2007, 11:19 AM
hayo!!!

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:19 AM
sunset shot


http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9193/sunsetmp8.jpg

Brad O
08-21-2007, 11:21 AM
Get some big ass tittie implants. Straight dudes love big ass flopping titties and shit.

Now this thread is fucking going places!

oddtopsy
08-21-2007, 11:23 AM
sunset shot


http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9193/sunsetmp8.jpg

Don't take pictures of sunsets.































Queer.

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:23 AM
that would make me a bearded tranny.

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:24 AM
Don't take pictures of sunsets.
Queer.

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6415/sunset2ur3.jpg

sorry

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:27 AM
get a humerous tshirt


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9450/untitled9jn8.jpg

chicks dig them

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:32 AM
i heard chicks love animals, so i caught 2 free living turtles and put them into my garden.

they sex each other, the smaller one is a male.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2458/turtlesbg8.jpg

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:33 AM
you caught turtles?

in germany?


where?

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:35 AM
no in croatia, i was there on vacation. the last week.

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:36 AM
chicks like fluffy animals not smelly reptiles.

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:36 AM
minotauro was also there, giving a 3 days seminar for 50 euros.
when he was not giving instructions, he whored around.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/561/min2fj6.jpg

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:36 AM
you should have caught some puppies or kittens. safer bet

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:37 AM
minotauro was also there, giving a 3 days seminar for 50 euros.
when he was not giving instructions, he whored around.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/561/min2fj6.jpg

did you take the pic?

did ya fight him. no one would have thought you were gay then

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:38 AM
and speaking of puppies - i'd like to play with hers

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:38 AM
chicks like fluffy animals not smelly reptiles.

there are only, lizards, turtles, snakes and insects running around. the only fluffy things are homeless cats and dogs, or when you´re lucky you can catch a wolf or bear.

beetsh
08-21-2007, 11:40 AM
chicks dig bears.

put a ring in its nose and beat it so it dances. they'll love you

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:41 AM
did you take the pic?

did ya fight him. no one would have thought you were gay then

nah i didnt, i was too lazy to go visit the seminar. or stalk him partying. though it was only 10 km from where i stayed. i mean i was on vacation.

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:42 AM
chicks dig bears.

put a ring in its nose and beat it so it dances. they'll love you


do they like soccer games too?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/538/hajdukdy0.jpg

dum_dum
08-21-2007, 11:49 AM
turtle porn for you guys.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/z81aa4

1,2MB

beetsh
08-21-2007, 01:23 PM
thanks dum. there just isnt enough turtle shagging on the internet

chop
08-21-2007, 01:40 PM
strangle a cat

beetsh
08-21-2007, 01:55 PM
i prefer cat gagging