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Bruce Lee
08-16-2007, 12:53 AM
Hello my name is Bruce Lee and I am a Jedi Master...

I have a yellow-belt in Judo (..ahem.. from when I was 12), and I have had a successful amature wrestling career (2nd place at GMC Tourney in ... ahem... 8th grade). I can also choke people with my mind...

Women love me and men fear me.

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!

**edit... oh, and I challenge Jason to a Vale Tudo match to the death.

Blunt Object
08-16-2007, 01:17 AM
Hello my name is Bruce Lee and I am a Jedi Master...

I have a yellow-belt in Judo (..ahem.. from when I was 12), and I have had a successful amature wrestling career (2nd place at GMC Tourney in ... ahem... 8th grade). I can also choke people with my mind...
Women love me and men fear me.

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!

**edit... oh, and I challenge Jason to a Vale Tudo match to the death.

werk

BRN
08-16-2007, 01:46 AM
jason by whatever he wants, probably teh yogo

Jason
08-16-2007, 03:50 AM
yeah id murder u buddy, jason via higher levels of free testosterone

Bruce Lee
08-16-2007, 01:00 PM
yeah id murder u buddy, jason via higher levels of free testosterone

You're 5'2" 145 lbs... I'm 6'4" 185.. I have more testosterone in my pinky than you do in your whole pre-pubescent body.

Jason
08-16-2007, 08:24 PM
You're 5'2" 145 lbs... I'm 6'4" 185.. I have more testosterone in my pinky than you do in your whole pre-pubescent body.

dude im 5'9 and up to 165, ur in your 30's! come the fuck on man, us 18 yo's have crazy high amounts

WHAT

Narben
08-16-2007, 10:45 PM
You're 5'2" 145 lbs... I'm 6'4" 185.. I have more testosterone in my pinky than you do in your whole pre-pubescent body.

most of jason's testosterone is in his mouth

Jason
08-18-2007, 02:01 AM
its just a fact of life, an 18 year old buck is gunna have nearly double the testosterone of a 30's man, something these old guys just cant handle i guess and keep denying it

VENDO
08-19-2007, 04:20 AM
Jason > bruce BY FAR!

RoryZilla
08-19-2007, 04:34 AM
I think that we should keep this clean...only serious posts. All others should be deleted.

ninjashoes
08-19-2007, 07:27 AM
I think that we should keep this clean...only serious posts. All others should be deleted.

yup this isnt an area for posturing and acting tough its for finding training partners

Resin
10-18-2007, 02:47 AM
Bruce is a training partner?

ninjashoes
10-19-2007, 08:21 AM
Bruce is a training partner?

if your training for sex

Resin
10-20-2007, 12:57 AM
lol

Jason
10-20-2007, 01:00 AM
sounds like a fag to me

AfroBandit
03-03-2008, 04:44 AM
lmao...i wanna see jason in a fight..you seem soo...tough..LMAO

Jason
03-03-2008, 04:47 AM
lmao...i wanna see jason in a fight..you seem soo...tough..LMAO

if you have to ask that question

then you are simply not worthy

kermitthefrayer
03-03-2008, 05:17 AM
if your training for sex

Or training to be troll master 5000!

amanamagus
03-03-2008, 11:52 AM
War Bruce!

beetsh
03-03-2008, 12:00 PM
if you have to ask that question

then you are simply not worthy

he didnt ask a question

lmao...i wanna see jason in a fight..you seem soo...tough..LMAO

its quite clearly a statement.

AfroBandit
03-03-2008, 11:26 PM
he didnt ask a question



its quite clearly a statement.

THANKYOU

u must be really dumb Jason....I want to see u in a fight not ..Can i see u in a fight with that bruce lee guy?

geez...gud head

chance8448
08-05-2008, 07:48 AM
ROFL AHEM LOL