View Full Version : Fantasy Football


Pages : [1] 2 3 4

Axeman
08-11-2007, 11:41 PM
I know this don't belong here but if you mods could leave it here for a few days before moving it I would like to thank you now.


anyway back on track. If any of you Ninjabro's would like to sign up for the first ever Ninjashoes Fantasy Football league pm me and I will give you the info, I need 5 more people.

RoryZilla
08-12-2007, 01:10 AM
Other sports forum.

wimmer
08-12-2007, 01:19 AM
Other sports forum.

We really need a few more bros to sign up and Axe was just trying to reach out. But i'm sure you realize that.

Rory FTW!:popcorn:

RoryZilla
08-12-2007, 01:37 AM
Yeah I get it...however I hate football.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-12-2007, 02:00 AM
is it on yahoo?

Axeman
08-12-2007, 02:31 AM
is it on yahoo?


no sir it is on foxsports.com

wimmer
08-12-2007, 02:31 AM
Yeah I get it...however I hate football.

Hate football? I would have figured you were an all-city linebacker in high school.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 02:33 AM
Hate football? I would have figured you were an all-city linebacker in high school.


have you signed up yet ??

Axeman
08-12-2007, 02:35 AM
Yeah I get it...however I hate football.


how can anyone hate football ?? it is like one of the most popular sports out there.

RoryZilla
08-12-2007, 02:40 AM
I find it boring. Run one play and wait. Hockey...now that's the ticket.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 02:43 AM
I find it boring. Run one play and wait. Hockey...now that's the ticket.


yes I agree with ya, I love Hockey it is tied with football and MMA as my favorite sports. WAR BRUINS !!!!!

RoryZilla
08-12-2007, 02:47 AM
Mma then hockey then womens tennis.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 02:54 AM
Mma then hockey then womens tennis.



ohhhhh womens Tennis......very nice.

RoryZilla
08-12-2007, 02:56 AM
I love it when they grunt.

Rob
08-12-2007, 03:02 AM
I love it when they grunt.

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqoUsqvtN98"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqoUsqvtN98" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Axeman
08-12-2007, 03:07 AM
I love it when they grunt.


Maria is famous for her grunt. I would love to make her grunt like that in the bed.

wimmer
08-12-2007, 03:38 AM
have you signed up yet ??

Not yet, i've been putting it off because i'm not sure how to sign up and i knew i had a couple of weeks before the deadline. Is it easy?

Ninjashoes is it for me, i don't know shit about the internet and i've had absolutley no training on a PC ... so i've just been trying to learn as i go. I figured out the easy way to post pics the other day and i still have a grin on my face. I look for ninja to mod me any day now.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 03:40 AM
Not yet, i've been putting it off because i'm not sure how to sign up and i knew i had a couple of weeks before the deadline. Is it easy?

Ninjashoes is it for me, i don't know shit about the internet and i've had absolutley no training on a PC ... so i've just been trying to learn as i go. I figured out the easy way to post pics the other day and i still have a grin on my face. I look for ninja to mod me any day now.


lmao....yes it is easy. all you need is an E-mail address and you need to sign on to foxsports.com

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-12-2007, 03:42 AM
no sir it is on foxsports.com

just offense and a team defense or is there defensive players as well?

Axeman
08-12-2007, 03:50 AM
just offense and a team defense or is there defensive players as well?

I wanted to try something a little different this year but I'm open to a vote. anyway no Def. player just offense and defense team.

this is the league rules as of right now.

Draft Settings
Draft Type Live
Draft Date Sun, Aug 26
Draft Time 11:00 PM ET
Time limit 90 seconds per pick

League Rules
General Rules:
Max Teams in League 10
Divisions 1
Add/Drop Rules:
Can't Drop List Yes
Waiver Period 2 days
Undrafted Players Start on Waivers
Initial Waiver Order Reverse Draft Order
Waiver Order Reset Reset Weekly - Inverse of Standings
Weekly Waiver Rules Place unowned players on waivers
Trade Rules:
Trade Policy Commissioner Approval
Trade Deadline Week 12 (Nov 20, 12:00 AM)

Rosters
Quarterback (QB) 2
Running Back (RB) 2
Wide Receiver (WR) 2
Running Back/Wide Receiver (R/W) 1
Wide Receiver/Tight End (W/T) 1
Defense/Special Teams (DST) 1
Bench (BN) 6
Total Roster Size 15

Scoring System
Passing:
Passing Touchdowns 6.0 point(s) for each
Passing Yards 1.0 point(s) for every 25 yard(s)
Passing Interceptions -2.0 point(s) for each
Rushing:
Rushing Touchdowns 6.0 point(s) for each
Rushing Yards 1.0 point(s) for every 10 yard(s)
Receiving:
Receiving Touchdowns 6.0 point(s) for each
Receiving Yards 1.0 point(s) for every 10 yard(s)
Miscellaneous:
Fumbles Lost -2.0 point(s) for each
Offensive Fumble Recovered for a Touchdown 6.0 point(s) for each
Any 2-Point Conversion (Rush, Rec, Passing) 2.0 point(s) for each
Place Kicking:
Field Goals Made 3.0 point(s) for each
1.0 point(s) for each between 40 and 49 yard(s)
2.0 point(s) for each between 50 and + yard(s)
Extra Points Made 1.0 point(s) for each
Extra Points Missed -1.0 point(s) for each
Defense/Special Teams:
Sack 1.0 point(s) for each
Safety 2.0 point(s) for each
Interceptions 2.0 point(s) for each
Fumble Recovery 2.0 point(s) for each
Blocked Punt/FG/PAT 3.0 point(s) for each
TD scored by Defense 6.0 point(s) for each
TD scored by Special Teams 6.0 point(s) for each
Points Allowed by Defense
15.0 point(s) when between 0 and 1 point(s)
10.0 point(s) when between 2 and 6 point(s)
8.0 point(s) when between 7 and 13 point(s)
2.0 point(s) when between 14 and 20 point(s)
0.0 point(s) when between 21 and 27 point(s)
-1.0 point(s) when between 28 and 34 point(s)
-2.0 point(s) when between 35 and 41 point(s)
-3.0 point(s) when between 42 and + point(s)
Miscellaneous Scoring Settings:
Regular Season Game Tiebreakers None - leave as a tie
Fractional Points for Yards Gained No
Negative Points for Yards Lost No

Playoffs
Playoff System 6 Teams, 3 Weeks, top 2 teams get byes
Start Playoffs Week 14

wimmer
08-12-2007, 03:53 AM
lmao....yes it is easy. all you need is an E-mail address and you need to sign on to foxsports.com

Well i just went there and now my head hurts. Do i click on private league or what? And it said i need a League ID# and password from the commissioner ... i assume that is you.

Do it for me damn it

Axeman
08-12-2007, 03:55 AM
Well i just went there and now my head hurts. Do i click on private league or what? And it said i need a League ID# and password from the commissioner ... i assume that is you.

Do it for me damn it

check your pm bro.

wimmer
08-12-2007, 03:58 AM
I wanted to try something a little different this year but I'm open to a vote. anyway no Def. player just offense and defense team.

this is the league rules as of right now.

Draft Settings
Draft Type Live
Draft Date Sun, Aug 26
Draft Time 11:00 PM ET
Time limit 90 seconds per pick

League Rules
General Rules:
Max Teams in League 10
Divisions 1
Add/Drop Rules:
Can't Drop List Yes
Waiver Period 2 days
Undrafted Players Start on Waivers
Initial Waiver Order Reverse Draft Order
Waiver Order Reset Reset Weekly - Inverse of Standings
Weekly Waiver Rules Place unowned players on waivers
Trade Rules:
Trade Policy Commissioner Approval
Trade Deadline Week 12 (Nov 20, 12:00 AM)

Rosters
Quarterback (QB) 2
Running Back (RB) 2
Wide Receiver (WR) 2
Running Back/Wide Receiver (R/W) 1
Wide Receiver/Tight End (W/T) 1
Defense/Special Teams (DST) 1
Bench (BN) 6
Total Roster Size 15

Scoring System
Passing:
Passing Touchdowns 6.0 point(s) for each
Passing Yards 1.0 point(s) for every 25 yard(s)
Passing Interceptions -2.0 point(s) for each
Rushing:
Rushing Touchdowns 6.0 point(s) for each
Rushing Yards 1.0 point(s) for every 10 yard(s)
Receiving:
Receiving Touchdowns 6.0 point(s) for each
Receiving Yards 1.0 point(s) for every 10 yard(s)
Miscellaneous:
Fumbles Lost -2.0 point(s) for each
Offensive Fumble Recovered for a Touchdown 6.0 point(s) for each
Any 2-Point Conversion (Rush, Rec, Passing) 2.0 point(s) for each
Place Kicking:
Field Goals Made 3.0 point(s) for each
1.0 point(s) for each between 40 and 49 yard(s)
2.0 point(s) for each between 50 and + yard(s)
Extra Points Made 1.0 point(s) for each
Extra Points Missed -1.0 point(s) for each
Defense/Special Teams:
Sack 1.0 point(s) for each
Safety 2.0 point(s) for each
Interceptions 2.0 point(s) for each
Fumble Recovery 2.0 point(s) for each
Blocked Punt/FG/PAT 3.0 point(s) for each
TD scored by Defense 6.0 point(s) for each
TD scored by Special Teams 6.0 point(s) for each
Points Allowed by Defense
15.0 point(s) when between 0 and 1 point(s)
10.0 point(s) when between 2 and 6 point(s)
8.0 point(s) when between 7 and 13 point(s)
2.0 point(s) when between 14 and 20 point(s)
0.0 point(s) when between 21 and 27 point(s)
-1.0 point(s) when between 28 and 34 point(s)
-2.0 point(s) when between 35 and 41 point(s)
-3.0 point(s) when between 42 and + point(s)
Miscellaneous Scoring Settings:
Regular Season Game Tiebreakers None - leave as a tie
Fractional Points for Yards Gained No
Negative Points for Yards Lost No

Playoffs
Playoff System 6 Teams, 3 Weeks, top 2 teams get byes
Start Playoffs Week 14

Well this should be a piece of cake then ... not. This is more complicated than the bible.

Maybe i should just watch and say GO CARDS every now and again?

Axeman
08-12-2007, 03:58 AM
Well i just went there and now my head hurts. Do i click on private league or what? And it said i need a League ID# and password from the commissioner ... i assume that is you.

Do it for me damn it

yes click on private league. then input the info i sent you.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 03:59 AM
Well this should be a piece of cake then ... not. This is more complicated than the bible.

Maybe i should just watch and say GO CARDS every now and again?

you don't have to worry about all that scoring bro, all you really need to do is draft your team and put in a line up every week. make or refuse trades.

wimmer
08-12-2007, 04:02 AM
yes click on private league. then input the info i sent you.

Ok i'll get back to ya, i gotta take a poop first.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 04:03 AM
Ok i'll get back to ya, i gotta take a poop first.

hope every thing comes out ok.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-12-2007, 04:32 AM
send me the league info and password yo.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 04:37 AM
send me the league info and password yo.

check your pm

Axeman
08-12-2007, 04:42 AM
send me the league info and password yo.

Dirk Diggler....classic. rep.

wimmer
08-12-2007, 05:22 AM
I'm almost there but i haven't picked a team name. Is Dirk Diggler Gruber's team or screen name? What's your team name?

wimmer
08-12-2007, 05:26 AM
Hey Diggler wake the fuck up i need some help, Axe went to bed i guess.

wimmer
08-12-2007, 06:14 AM
Hey Axe, i sent a pm to Gruber and asked him what his screename and team name was and he thought i was a stalker ... had no idea what i was talking about.lol I'll just pick anything i don't care.

wimmer
08-12-2007, 06:44 AM
My team name is Wimmer's Boys ... pretty fucking creative if i do say so myself. My screename is Terry Metcalf.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-12-2007, 06:46 AM
Hey Axe, i sent a pm to Gruber and asked him what his screename and team name was and he thought i was a stalker ... had no idea what i was talking about.lol I'll just pick anything i don't care.

derka derka

RoryZilla
08-12-2007, 10:02 AM
Maria is famous for her grunt. I would love to make her grunt like that in the bed.

I would so fuck Martina Navratalova.

Axeman
08-12-2007, 01:55 PM
I'm almost there but i haven't picked a team name. Is Dirk Diggler Gruber's team or screen name? What's your team name?

it is kind of obvious who I am bro. Steel Curtain is myself and Dirk Diggler is Hans Gruber

Axeman
08-12-2007, 01:57 PM
I would so fuck Martina Navratalova.

wow....she is like a Grandma now. but back in the day I can see what you would be saying.

chinhead
08-12-2007, 01:58 PM
lol i only do proper football, i.e soccer or whatever the hell you yankees call it...premier league it what its all about!!

Axeman
08-12-2007, 02:52 PM
lol i only do proper football, i.e soccer or whatever the hell you yankees call it...premier league it what its all about!!

thats to much running. I actually played Soccer when I was a lad. back in the day when Soccer here was like non-existant.

The Fire
08-12-2007, 07:12 PM
it is kind of obvious who I am bro. Steel Curtain is myself and Dirk Diggler is Hans Gruber

I am signed up - my team is the Flames. I posted in the league message board how you can change your name to what your ninjashoes name is.

Bruce Lee
08-12-2007, 08:34 PM
I find it boring. Run one play and wait. Hockey...now that's the ticket.

well, at least 100 other people in the world agree with you...

...not many more than that, but at least you're not alone anyway.

Evil
08-12-2007, 08:35 PM
There's more action in Hockey that's for sure. I wouldn't say it's better though.

Bruce Lee
08-12-2007, 08:37 PM
There's more action in Hockey that's for sure. I wouldn't say it's better though.

there is a lot of action in a chain gang breaking rocks, too, just not the kind of action that I find very entertaining...

Bruce Lee
08-12-2007, 08:39 PM
... back to the topic at hand, I have signed up and Geronimo's Hatchet will win decisively.

Wassup with the 2 starting QB's though? Oh, also I assume it's head-to-head league, not points?

Evil
08-12-2007, 08:40 PM
there is a lot of action in a chain gang breaking rocks, too, just not the kind of action that I find very entertaining...

There are not enough fights in hockey anymore.

Bruce Lee
08-12-2007, 08:47 PM
There are not enough fights in hockey anymore.

Bob Proebert FTW!

Axeman
08-12-2007, 10:11 PM
we got all 10 teams so if anyone else wants to play just let me know because I can change the league to 12 teams.

Axeman
08-14-2007, 04:15 AM
I hope you BOYS will be ready to bring your A game cause your gonna need it.

Odin
08-14-2007, 04:58 AM
somehow i think im gonna live up to the detroit football expectations and decisively lose the whole thing. i think the name laughing stock will be suitably appropriate for my team.

Axeman
08-14-2007, 05:11 AM
somehow i think im gonna live up to the detroit football expectations and decisively lose the whole thing. i think the name laughing stock will be suitably appropriate for my team.

I actually see the Lions winning 10 games this year. Beginners luck for you maybe ??

Odin
08-14-2007, 05:15 AM
I actually see the Lions winning 10 games this year. Beginners luck for you maybe ??

im hoping like hell they do well this year, im tired of 4-12.

Axeman
08-14-2007, 05:20 AM
im hoping like hell they do well this year, im tired of 4-12.

I bet you are.... with the additions this year they need Kitna to have a year like that one in a Bengal Uniform (4 years ago I think)

Odin
08-14-2007, 05:23 AM
I bet you are.... with the additions this year they need Kitna to have a year like that one in a Bengal Uniform (4 years ago I think)

kitna is a good QB. he played just as well in seattle before he came to cincy. hes the kind of guy you can build a good offense around and then replace with a younger guy like palmer or hassleback.

Axeman
08-14-2007, 05:26 AM
kitna is a good QB. he played just as well in seattle before he came to cincy. hes the kind of guy you can build a good offense around and then replace with a younger guy like palmer or hassleback.

I totally agree I had that nigga in my Fantasy Football leagues 3 years in a row.

Bruce Lee
08-14-2007, 01:02 PM
somehow i think im gonna live up to the detroit football expectations and decisively lose the whole thing. i think the name laughing stock will be suitably appropriate for my team.

Whoa, whoa... first thing: you're from Detroit??? Shit bro me and Axeman live in Toledo. THAT's A HALF-HOUR DRIVE!!! We should do a ninjabro hook-up sometime.

Second, glad to see another quality poster in the FF League!!! I'm not sure who everybody is yet.

Odin
08-14-2007, 01:04 PM
Whoa, whoa... first thing: you're from Detroit??? Shit bro me and Axeman live in Toledo. THAT's A HALF-HOUR DRIVE!!! We should do a ninjabro hook-up sometime.

Second, glad to see another quality poster in the FF League!!! I'm not sure who everybody is yet.

i was just in toledo froday night. had me some tony pacos. so good im thinkin imma start makin monthly trips for cheap smokes and good dogs.

Bruce Lee
08-14-2007, 05:18 PM
i was just in toledo froday night. had me some tony pacos. so good im thinkin imma start makin monthly trips for cheap smokes and good dogs.

Oh shit dude... PM me next time and I'll meet you at Tony Paco's for dogs and beers.

Axeman
08-14-2007, 08:07 PM
Oh shit dude... PM me next time and I'll meet you at Tony Paco's for dogs and beers.

thats what I told him also. we all three should get together.

wimmer
08-14-2007, 11:01 PM
You guys suck ... i want some dogs and beers at Tony Paco's too.:wah:

Axeman
08-14-2007, 11:04 PM
You guys suck ... i want some dogs and beers at Tony Paco's too.:wah:

cmon up bro. :drinks:

wimmer
08-14-2007, 11:08 PM
cmon up bro. :drinks:

:drinks: Ok, call me about 10 hours before and i'll head that way.lol

Axeman
08-14-2007, 11:09 PM
:drinks: Ok, call me about 10 hours before and i'll head that way.lol

okie, dokie, pokie. :drinks:

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-27-2007, 05:01 AM
i just noticed there are no kicking stats. :wah:

Axeman
08-27-2007, 05:04 AM
i just noticed there are no kicking stats. :wah:

i said fuck kickers and added another QB. some thing different.

D.O.
08-27-2007, 05:06 AM
Thanks to those who gift wrapped LJ for me at 5 :)

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-27-2007, 05:07 AM
i said fuck kickers and added another QB. some thing different.
hawtone

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-27-2007, 05:09 AM
its me vs. seandamon week 1. im gonna choke you out bambalu style.

wimmer
08-27-2007, 05:18 AM
its me vs. seandamon week 1. im gonna choke you out bambalu style.

what's that mean? we play certain teams? i don't know that either.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-27-2007, 05:21 AM
what's that mean? we play certain teams? i don't know that either.

head to head. i didnt check this league but it goes by how many stat categories there are.

wimmer
08-27-2007, 05:31 AM
cool, i guess

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-27-2007, 05:38 AM
basically if u have more yards or touchdowns in a category youll get the point.

sean damon
08-27-2007, 05:54 AM
its me vs. seandamon week 1. im gonna choke you out bambalu style.

my team pisses excellence.

D.O.
08-27-2007, 06:03 AM
Is that some kinda anabolic agent I don't know about? :banthem:

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
08-27-2007, 08:40 AM
my team pisses excellence.

this has a recipe for self pwnage written all over it.

Axeman
08-27-2007, 03:55 PM
Knights.......... your going down in week #1 hahahahaha Steel curtain FTW !!!!

Neo_Pop
08-28-2007, 06:51 PM
Steel Curtain? More like beef curtain after my team is done with you.

Axeman
08-29-2007, 07:36 PM
Steel Curtain? More like beef curtain after my team is done with you.


we shall see about that, we shall see. after my teams is done with yours you will no longer be considered Knights they will be considered Pheasants for the whole league to destroy.

bigbadroy
09-06-2007, 12:54 AM
yo axeman, gimme my fucking defense! please?

Axeman
09-06-2007, 01:37 AM
yo axeman, gimme my fucking defense! please?

offer me something for them other than a RB.

bigbadroy
09-06-2007, 01:45 AM
offer me something for them other than a RB.

check the site

Axeman
09-06-2007, 02:01 AM
check the site


your turn to look at the site.

bigbadroy
09-06-2007, 02:47 AM
your turn to look at the site.

back at ya

Neo_Pop
09-06-2007, 02:54 AM
I got to go look at the site.

bigbadroy
09-06-2007, 05:06 AM
somebody sign in at foxsports.com and let me know if your having a problem too. when i sign in they keep sending me to different league's under different names.

Axeman
09-06-2007, 12:11 PM
back at ya

I counter offered a trade to you....see if you like it.

Axeman
09-06-2007, 12:12 PM
somebody sign in at foxsports.com and let me know if your having a problem too. when i sign in they keep sending me to different league's under different names.

I signed in no problem.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
09-06-2007, 03:57 PM
farvrahs gonna throw 4 td's this week

bigbadroy
09-06-2007, 06:04 PM
I signed in no problem.

yeah it was messin up lastnight. it works fine today. are you the commish of the league? cause i accepted your trade and it is waiting for the commish's approval.

Axeman
09-06-2007, 06:18 PM
yeah it was messin up lastnight. it works fine today. are you the commish of the league? cause i accepted your trade and it is waiting for the commish's approval.



I am, and I will accept the trade.

bigbadroy
09-06-2007, 07:11 PM
so how many players do we play a week and how do we do it?

Axeman
09-07-2007, 12:05 AM
so how many players do we play a week and how do we do it?

2 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1WR/TE
1WR/RB
1 Def

just click on the arrow( i think) to change guys

bigbadroy
09-07-2007, 01:18 AM
i wanna play duece mCcalister where do i go to do that? yo foxsports.com is garbage. this sitye is the only site i have a problem with

Axeman
09-07-2007, 03:25 AM
i wanna play duece mCcalister where do i go to do that? yo foxsports.com is garbage. this sitye is the only site i have a problem with

yeah your right.....Foxsports.com blows, cant even get in it tonight. there's tabs next to your guys names where you activate them.

bigbadroy
09-07-2007, 03:57 AM
yeah your right.....Foxsports.com blows, cant even get in it tonight. there's tabs next to your guys names where you activate them.

where do you go or click on to get to the screen with these "tabs"?

Axeman
09-07-2007, 04:23 AM
where do you go or click on to get to the screen with these "tabs"?

go to your team bro, you change your lineup from there.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
09-07-2007, 04:09 PM
fox sports server likes the cawk

Axeman
09-07-2007, 04:58 PM
this will be the last year at Foxsports.com.

bigbadroy
09-07-2007, 07:54 PM
i think i played reggie wayne last night anyways. does the guy with the initials B.B. post on here. i'm trying to trade him reggie wayne and brandon jacobs for T.O.

Jack Mehoff {ADR}
09-07-2007, 08:39 PM
i think i played reggie wayne last night anyways. does the guy with the initials B.B. post on here. i'm trying to trade him reggie wayne and brandon jacobs for T.O.

that'd be me