Dude What The Hell

[Blunt Object]

Should I tell the police?...

Late last night I was riding home in the car listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As I was stopping at a red light, a girl on the sidewalk started screaming. I looked to the side and saw her pointing in a far off direction. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized there were people looking at them. As the lady pulled out a cell phone and called 911, the other man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, I was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was reare but I thought “Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

[ferg-a-riffic]

omfg hahahaha

thats the greatest shit ever reps 4 lyfe

you had me going for a minute

[Resin]

Wow.... hahahahahah that was awesome

[May]

how original :rolleyes:

[Resin]

how original :rolleyes:



You were clearly fool'd.

[Rob]

LOL that was great. Rep'd

[henry]

good, but have seen it before.

[Cung-Le]

hahaahaa dopeee man....................repp'd

[Chickenjorge]

LOL!!!

you had me pwnd.

[May]

good, but have seen it before.

was it here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=7253546&an=0&page=9

or here:

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=712471582&sid=1

or here:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75369

or here:

http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=29457

here:

http://imagechan.org/img/img.php?id=3066

here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070806022342AAqC6DP

or here:

http://www.tv.com/users/funnymario/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-25089075

or was it one of the other 1,940,000 places google turned up?

[Blunt Object]

:popcorn:

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

May have been used before, but it is still funny.

May's just jealous that your thread was better than her euphamisms thread.

[Blunt Object]

May have been used before, but it is still funny.

May's just jealous that your thread was better than her euphamisms thread.

:yes: :sifone::owned:

[The Fire]

Done before? Sure. But since I had not seen it before I gotta rep ya.

[nzjujitsu]

old. very old. but it still got me good stuffs

[IMAMEX]

I guess I'm fairly new to the intranets cause I was rofling like madcore. It's like watching schindler's list and at the end some dude gets a pie in the face and everyone laughs.

[dragonfly]

http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/5272/getmeout8ul.gif

[ninjashoes]

oh well it made me laugh

repped

[wimmer]

hehehe good one Prime

[amanamagus]

Got me for a sec. rapped.

[amanamagus]

was it here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=7253546&an=0&page=9

or here:

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=712471582&sid=1

or here:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75369

or here:

http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=29457

here:

http://imagechan.org/img/img.php?id=3066

here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070806022342AAqC6DP

or here:

http://www.tv.com/users/funnymario/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-25089075

or was it one of the other 1,940,000 places google turned up?

How do you find stuff so fast. And dont say :google:

[Bruce Lee]

older than dirt

[Blunt Object]

old? i've never seen it before. it may be old. but it's still funny

[Adz]

thank god i dont live in america.

what the fuck is up with men settling problems with their god given fists? guns are a faggotts game.

[Evil]

Well plaied.

[Blunt Object]

to the freaking top

[RoryZilla]

Old.

[Blunt Object]

Old.

thanx

[TBA]

BluntO, call the cops bro. Tell them everything you saw. But keep your identity anonymous. You don't have to tell them your name. I didn't even have to finish reading that stuff to realize you are in way over your head and need to tell the cops everything.

You might want to think about moving into a safer neighborhood too. At least take a different route when you drive around town. Stay the hell away from that mess.

[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

Should I tell the police?...

Late last night I was riding home in the car listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As I was stopping at a red light, a girl on the sidewalk started screaming. I looked to the side and saw her pointing in a far off direction. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized there were people looking at them. As the lady pulled out a cell phone and called 911, the other man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, I was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was reare but I thought “Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

for one second i was thinking " Damn motherfuckas! Thanks GodBro they dont fuck with OptimusBro right there!!"
Fuck U!!!!!!

[amanamagus]

Read the full post TBA. :)). LOL.

[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

buahahahahajahjaajajajjajajaaaa!!!!!!

[Wiking]

lmao nice

[Blunt Object]

for one second i was thinking " Damn motherfuckas! Thanks GodBro they dont fuck with OptimusBro right there!!"
Fuck U!!!!!!

thanx rudybro :drinks:

[BRN]

DONT SNITCH NIGGA
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/Absolute_skeletor/black_dude_weird.jpg

[May]

How do you find stuff so fast. And dont say :google:

:google: I swear.

[May]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=today+I+witnessed+a+murder+%2Bforum

[amanamagus]

:google: I swear.

How?!?

[amanamagus]

Explain

[May]

years of hanging out online have given me above average search capabilities

[TBA]

Read the full post TBA. :)). LOL.

buahahahahajahjaajajajjajajaaaa!!!!!!
I did read the full post but I wanted to give you guys a good laugh. Sometimes I work hard for your entertainment. I was hoping for some rep after that effort.

[ferg-a-riffic]

DONT SNITCH NIGGA
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/Absolute_skeletor/black_dude_weird.jpg

dude where did you find that?

that is a guy i used to chat with on IRC

[Adz]

holy shit this was a joke .. i feel like an idiot..again

tricked again

i need to sharpen up and stay frosty round the assylum

[beetsh]

damn druggies and their slow wit.

[nzjujitsu]

why the hell would you chat with a guy who dresses like that .. lol

[amanamagus]

I did read the full post but I wanted to give you guys a good laugh. Sometimes I work hard for your entertainment. I was hoping for some rep after that effort.

TBA is teh :superman: and :neo: of Forum. War TBA!!! War for your efforts to see fellow ninjas smile.!!!

[amanamagus]

I love teh OP's Sig.

[beetsh]

i love teh nekkid chicks lying in fields

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/436074329_751e977949.jpg

[khaledelshiekh]

thanks alot very nice post

[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

thanks alot very nice post

STFU NOOB!

[BRN]

dude where did you find that?

that is a guy i used to chat with on IRC

i googled "crazy black guy"

you actually know this guy?

[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

that guy is his uncle!

[BRN]

that guy is his uncle!

what a cool uncle

[Blunt Object]

that guy is his uncle!

uyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol

[dragonfly]

uncle fucker?

[GOD]

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[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

uncle fucker?

i dont know CamiSIs..ask him.

[Blunt Object]

STFU NOOB!

+1

[Blunt Object]

I did read the full post but I wanted to give you guys a good laugh. Sometimes I work hard for your entertainment. I was hoping for some rep after that effort.

repped

[Blunt Object]

ttt

[Blunt Object]

dude HOF

[VENDO]

good one blunt.

Screw may.

[Resin]

One Check One Love.

[Blunt Object]

i think this deserves teh HOF

[VENDO]

I sucked Deegs's cock and all i got was my thread in the hall of fame.

[deegs]

HOF'd this shit before i start sucking more dick.

[oddtopsy]

Should we HOF chuck norris facts too?

Resin already ruined this thread by editing posts.