Any of you have a decent joke or two? Seems like a good way to post whore if you ask me.

no

why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?





















































































































































in case he gets a hole in one.

whats the best thing about a 13 year old girl?































flip her over shes a 13 year old boy.

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whats the best thing about a 13 year old girl?
flip her over shes a 13 year old boy.
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lmao that's too sick

yeah I apologize for that one

Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I dont cum on the apple before I eat it

Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The 8 year old in my trunk

To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.

Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.

A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief.

The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"

how do u stop an emo kid from drowning?

take ur foot off the back of his head!

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself"

why are black guys good at basketball?
beacuse it involves stealing running and shooting

What do you call the skin around the vagina?

Woman

How do you get a girl to pick cotton?

Set her (tampon) string on fire

What do women and KFC have in common?

After your done with the breast, thighs, and legs...your left with nothing but a greasy box to stick your bone in

Q: Why are there no Mexicans on Star Trek?

A: Because they don't work in the future either.

what's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a corvette?

i don't have a corvette in my garage