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08-01-2007, 05:26 PM
ECW - July 31, 2007
Phoenix, AZ
10:00 – Tonight’s ECW opens with John Morrison making his way to the ring and grabs a mic, “Can you feel it? I am your portal to the infinite. I am the Shaman of Sexy, the new face of extreme. The ECW Champion, John Morrison.
Now you people have a choice. Join me in the palace of wisdom or continue being slaves to society. Conform to your culture or follow your ECCW Champion to an earthly paradise.
Last week I proved my greatness by giving someone a chance to get their 15 minutes of fame.
Well, last week I failed. But, I’m going to try again by taking on one of the greatest athletes in Phoenix, AZ.
If this man can defeat me, or if he can at least last 15 minutes with me then he gets a future shot at the Championship.”
He then goes on to rip apart notable athletes from Arizona sports teams, then he calls out his opponent.
JOHN MORRISON vs. LOCAL JOBBER
“Freedom is found on the edge of the abyss and right now, you are free. The world is watching. Let me ask you, are you ready to be famous?”
The jobber says “Let’s do this”
Morrison shoves him to the ground, grabs him and nails him with the corkscrew neck breaker then goes for the cover.
WINNER – JOHN MORRISON with 14:39 seconds to spare.
“Anyone else want 15 minutes of fame? Anyone else have the guts to step in with the Shaman of Sexy? The new face of Extreme. Anyone? Nah, I don’t see anyone in the crowd worthy of being in the ring with the ECW World Heavyweight Champion…”
Tommy Dreamer’s music hits and he heads to the ring.
“Hey Morrison, ,I’ve been around a lot longer then 15 minutes in this industry and there is one thing I want more than anything and that’s to be ECW Champion again. Is there someone that can beat you? Yes there is. ME”
The pair face off and then Elijah Burke’s music hits and he heads out, “Yo Dreamer, yeah yeah you’re an ECW original, but quite frankly, you’re prehistoric. 15 minutes. 15 minutes, brother, you’re 15 years past your time.
What the champ needs is someone more of his caliber. Someone athletic, young, good-looking, a true winner. What the champ needs is me. The golden boy with a silver tongue, Elijah Burke…”
CM Punk’s music hits and he walks out to the crowd going wild.
“Morrison, last week you said you’re done giving me chances. You said you’re going on ward and upward. If you’re so confident you can always beat me, I say we go one more time, and if I can’t last 15 minutes or beat you, I’ll never challenge you again.”
“Well, these are all great offers, but in case you haven’t noticed, I just wrestled a grueling match, so as far as me wrestling tonight, no. But as I’m a fighting champion, why don’t the three of you have a triple threat tonight and the winner will have a shot next week at 15 minutes of fame. If you can beat me or last 15 minutes you’re entitled to a future ECW Championship match.”
Morrison holds up his belt. Dreamer slaps his hand down and all four men stare each other down.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:16 – Back from commercial with Stevie Richards making his way to the ring.
STEVIE RICHARD vs. KEVIN THORN
The bell rings and Thorn shoves Richards into the corner then picks him up and slams his back into the opposite corner.
Thorn kicks Stevie who is lying on the mat. Thorn picks up Stevie by the hair and uses the ropes to work on Stevie’s back. Thorn does it until the ref makes him break it up then goes back to it.
Stevie starts kicking Thorn then jumps on Thorn but Thorn throws Stevie down and then starts punching him.
Thorn picks up Richards and slams him to the mat. Thorn works on Stevie’s lower back then starts kneeing him in the spine.
Thorn gets Stevie in a submission hold. The jumps on his back. Thorn picks up Stevie, puts him on his shoulders and slams Stevie to the mat and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Thorn picks up Richards and lays him on the ropes then kicks Stevie in the back. Thorn starts punching Richards then runs at him but Stevie moves and Thorn hits the ringpost.
Richards quickly rolls up Thorn and goes for the cover.
WINNER – STEVIE RICHARDS
They then show a Big Daddy V promo.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:25 – Back from commercial with a CM Punk promo.
Big Daddy V makes his way to the ring accompanied by Matt Striker.
BIG DADDY V vs. 3 JOBBERS
The bell rings and V attacks punching and head butting the three mean.
V picks up one guy and throws him at another, then grabs the third guy and slams him to the mat.
V catches another guy and chops him then flips him into the ropes and slams him to the mat.
V grabs the third guy and picks him up slamming him to the mat.
V then whips one guy into the another then stacks the third guy there. V runs at the three men and squishes them.
The men stumble towards them and V systematically slams them all to the mat and pins them all.
WINNER – BIG DADDY V
The Boogeyman’s music hits and he makes his way out to the ring. And spits worms all over the place.
Striker makes Big Daddy V back out of the ring.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:34 – Back from commercial break with Extreme Expose.
“Well ladies, it’s time to introduce the man who gave us a hell of a show last week. The Miz.”
Miz gets in the ring, “What can I say, I’m a chick magnet. The ladies dig me, and their men fear me.”
THE MIZ vs. BALLS MAHONEY
The bell rings and the pair lock up. Balls twists Miz’s arm behind his back. Miz slides down and knocks Balls out of the ring.
Balls gets in and Miz knocks his head into the ringpost. Miz then starts punching him in the head. Miz then knocks Balls to the mat and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Miz gets Balls into a headlock.
Balls fights to get to his feet and nails Miz with the Balls punches then the nutcracker suite and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Miz gets up and takes Balls down and goes for the cover.
WINNER – THE MIZ
Extreme Expose gets in the ring to celebrate with him.
Styles and Tazz then talk about the upcoming triple threat match and a Tommy Dreamer promo is shown.
Backstage Elijah Burke is standing “That was a nice video package of Dreamer and nice early highlights to Punk but now is supposed to be my minute.
But it would take an hour to tell you about my greatness. But I’m telling you I’m going to go out there and take down two other men and I’ll be one step closer to my best moment, ECW Champion.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:48 – Back from commercial break with a Triple H is returning promo.
All three men make their way to the ring.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10: 54 -
TOMMY DREAMER vs. CM PUNK vs. ELIJAH BURKE – Triple Threat match
Back from commercial break with Dreamer slamming Burke’s head into the ring post. Dreamer flipped Burke to the mat and Punk jumped over the ropes onto Burke.
Dreamer takes down Punk and goes for the cover. 1 count.
Burke nails Punk, takes out Dreamer and goes for the cover on Punk. 1 count.
Burke gets Punk in a headlock. Punk struggles to his feet and breaks free from Burke.
Punk takes Burke down and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Punk twists Burke’s arm around then starts to kick him. Punk gets Burke into the corner and goes to jump on him but Burke knocks Punk out of the ring.
Punk hits his arm into the steel steps.
Dreamer rushes over and starts punching Burke. The pair exchange punches and Burke takes Dreamer down with a clothesline. Burke goes for the cover. 1 count.
Burke shoves Dreamer into the corner and kicks him in the back. Burke uses the ropes and slams himself down on Dreamer then rolls him away from the corner and goes for the cover.
Punk yanks Burke out of the ring, slams him into the steel steps and gets back in the ring.
Punk rolls Dreamer up and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Punk shoves Dreamer outside the ring and then dives out of the ring onto Dreamer and Burke. Punk picks up Burke and rolls him back into the ring.
Punk grabs Burke and chops him in the chest and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Burke grabs Punk and goes for a small package. 2 count.
Punk kicks Burke in the face and goes for the cover but Dreamer grabs Punk and slams him to the mat and goes for the cover. 1 count.
Dreamer whips Punk across the ring but Punk reverses. Dreamer nails Punk and takes him down going for the cover. 2 count broken up by Burke.
All three men struggle to their feet, with Burke the first to make it. Burke starts kicking the two down men then starts beating on Tommy Dreamer then goes to Punk and stomps on his head then punches Punk.
Dreamer comes up behind Burke and punches him, then grabs Burke’s legs and does a version of the Texas cloverleaf. Burke manages to get the ropes.
Dreamer releases but drags Burke into the center of the ring and gets it back on. Punk gets up and kicks Dreamer in the head then goes for the cover on Burke. 2 count.
Punk picks up Burke and nails him with a back breaker then goes for the cover. 2 count.
Punk starts kicking Burke then picks him up. Punk gets Burke in the corner and sits him on the top rope.
Punk climbs the ropes and Burke punches him twice knocking him off the ropes.
Dreamer punches Burke and Burke almost falls off the ropes but Dreamer catches him and Punk gets under Dreamer and flips both Burke and Dreamer to the mat. Punk goes for the cover on Dreamer. 2 count.
Punk goes to take Burke down and runs into Dreamer. Burke comes in to pick up the pieces but Punk grabs Burke and nails him with the GTS and goes for the cover.
WINNER – CM PUNK
Phoenix, AZ
10:00 – Tonight’s ECW opens with John Morrison making his way to the ring and grabs a mic, “Can you feel it? I am your portal to the infinite. I am the Shaman of Sexy, the new face of extreme. The ECW Champion, John Morrison.
Now you people have a choice. Join me in the palace of wisdom or continue being slaves to society. Conform to your culture or follow your ECCW Champion to an earthly paradise.
Last week I proved my greatness by giving someone a chance to get their 15 minutes of fame.
Well, last week I failed. But, I’m going to try again by taking on one of the greatest athletes in Phoenix, AZ.
If this man can defeat me, or if he can at least last 15 minutes with me then he gets a future shot at the Championship.”
He then goes on to rip apart notable athletes from Arizona sports teams, then he calls out his opponent.
JOHN MORRISON vs. LOCAL JOBBER
“Freedom is found on the edge of the abyss and right now, you are free. The world is watching. Let me ask you, are you ready to be famous?”
The jobber says “Let’s do this”
Morrison shoves him to the ground, grabs him and nails him with the corkscrew neck breaker then goes for the cover.
WINNER – JOHN MORRISON with 14:39 seconds to spare.
“Anyone else want 15 minutes of fame? Anyone else have the guts to step in with the Shaman of Sexy? The new face of Extreme. Anyone? Nah, I don’t see anyone in the crowd worthy of being in the ring with the ECW World Heavyweight Champion…”
Tommy Dreamer’s music hits and he heads to the ring.
“Hey Morrison, ,I’ve been around a lot longer then 15 minutes in this industry and there is one thing I want more than anything and that’s to be ECW Champion again. Is there someone that can beat you? Yes there is. ME”
The pair face off and then Elijah Burke’s music hits and he heads out, “Yo Dreamer, yeah yeah you’re an ECW original, but quite frankly, you’re prehistoric. 15 minutes. 15 minutes, brother, you’re 15 years past your time.
What the champ needs is someone more of his caliber. Someone athletic, young, good-looking, a true winner. What the champ needs is me. The golden boy with a silver tongue, Elijah Burke…”
CM Punk’s music hits and he walks out to the crowd going wild.
“Morrison, last week you said you’re done giving me chances. You said you’re going on ward and upward. If you’re so confident you can always beat me, I say we go one more time, and if I can’t last 15 minutes or beat you, I’ll never challenge you again.”
“Well, these are all great offers, but in case you haven’t noticed, I just wrestled a grueling match, so as far as me wrestling tonight, no. But as I’m a fighting champion, why don’t the three of you have a triple threat tonight and the winner will have a shot next week at 15 minutes of fame. If you can beat me or last 15 minutes you’re entitled to a future ECW Championship match.”
Morrison holds up his belt. Dreamer slaps his hand down and all four men stare each other down.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:16 – Back from commercial with Stevie Richards making his way to the ring.
STEVIE RICHARD vs. KEVIN THORN
The bell rings and Thorn shoves Richards into the corner then picks him up and slams his back into the opposite corner.
Thorn kicks Stevie who is lying on the mat. Thorn picks up Stevie by the hair and uses the ropes to work on Stevie’s back. Thorn does it until the ref makes him break it up then goes back to it.
Stevie starts kicking Thorn then jumps on Thorn but Thorn throws Stevie down and then starts punching him.
Thorn picks up Richards and slams him to the mat. Thorn works on Stevie’s lower back then starts kneeing him in the spine.
Thorn gets Stevie in a submission hold. The jumps on his back. Thorn picks up Stevie, puts him on his shoulders and slams Stevie to the mat and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Thorn picks up Richards and lays him on the ropes then kicks Stevie in the back. Thorn starts punching Richards then runs at him but Stevie moves and Thorn hits the ringpost.
Richards quickly rolls up Thorn and goes for the cover.
WINNER – STEVIE RICHARDS
They then show a Big Daddy V promo.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:25 – Back from commercial with a CM Punk promo.
Big Daddy V makes his way to the ring accompanied by Matt Striker.
BIG DADDY V vs. 3 JOBBERS
The bell rings and V attacks punching and head butting the three mean.
V picks up one guy and throws him at another, then grabs the third guy and slams him to the mat.
V catches another guy and chops him then flips him into the ropes and slams him to the mat.
V grabs the third guy and picks him up slamming him to the mat.
V then whips one guy into the another then stacks the third guy there. V runs at the three men and squishes them.
The men stumble towards them and V systematically slams them all to the mat and pins them all.
WINNER – BIG DADDY V
The Boogeyman’s music hits and he makes his way out to the ring. And spits worms all over the place.
Striker makes Big Daddy V back out of the ring.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:34 – Back from commercial break with Extreme Expose.
“Well ladies, it’s time to introduce the man who gave us a hell of a show last week. The Miz.”
Miz gets in the ring, “What can I say, I’m a chick magnet. The ladies dig me, and their men fear me.”
THE MIZ vs. BALLS MAHONEY
The bell rings and the pair lock up. Balls twists Miz’s arm behind his back. Miz slides down and knocks Balls out of the ring.
Balls gets in and Miz knocks his head into the ringpost. Miz then starts punching him in the head. Miz then knocks Balls to the mat and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Miz gets Balls into a headlock.
Balls fights to get to his feet and nails Miz with the Balls punches then the nutcracker suite and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Miz gets up and takes Balls down and goes for the cover.
WINNER – THE MIZ
Extreme Expose gets in the ring to celebrate with him.
Styles and Tazz then talk about the upcoming triple threat match and a Tommy Dreamer promo is shown.
Backstage Elijah Burke is standing “That was a nice video package of Dreamer and nice early highlights to Punk but now is supposed to be my minute.
But it would take an hour to tell you about my greatness. But I’m telling you I’m going to go out there and take down two other men and I’ll be one step closer to my best moment, ECW Champion.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:48 – Back from commercial break with a Triple H is returning promo.
All three men make their way to the ring.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10: 54 -
TOMMY DREAMER vs. CM PUNK vs. ELIJAH BURKE – Triple Threat match
Back from commercial break with Dreamer slamming Burke’s head into the ring post. Dreamer flipped Burke to the mat and Punk jumped over the ropes onto Burke.
Dreamer takes down Punk and goes for the cover. 1 count.
Burke nails Punk, takes out Dreamer and goes for the cover on Punk. 1 count.
Burke gets Punk in a headlock. Punk struggles to his feet and breaks free from Burke.
Punk takes Burke down and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Punk twists Burke’s arm around then starts to kick him. Punk gets Burke into the corner and goes to jump on him but Burke knocks Punk out of the ring.
Punk hits his arm into the steel steps.
Dreamer rushes over and starts punching Burke. The pair exchange punches and Burke takes Dreamer down with a clothesline. Burke goes for the cover. 1 count.
Burke shoves Dreamer into the corner and kicks him in the back. Burke uses the ropes and slams himself down on Dreamer then rolls him away from the corner and goes for the cover.
Punk yanks Burke out of the ring, slams him into the steel steps and gets back in the ring.
Punk rolls Dreamer up and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Punk shoves Dreamer outside the ring and then dives out of the ring onto Dreamer and Burke. Punk picks up Burke and rolls him back into the ring.
Punk grabs Burke and chops him in the chest and goes for the cover. 2 count.
Burke grabs Punk and goes for a small package. 2 count.
Punk kicks Burke in the face and goes for the cover but Dreamer grabs Punk and slams him to the mat and goes for the cover. 1 count.
Dreamer whips Punk across the ring but Punk reverses. Dreamer nails Punk and takes him down going for the cover. 2 count broken up by Burke.
All three men struggle to their feet, with Burke the first to make it. Burke starts kicking the two down men then starts beating on Tommy Dreamer then goes to Punk and stomps on his head then punches Punk.
Dreamer comes up behind Burke and punches him, then grabs Burke’s legs and does a version of the Texas cloverleaf. Burke manages to get the ropes.
Dreamer releases but drags Burke into the center of the ring and gets it back on. Punk gets up and kicks Dreamer in the head then goes for the cover on Burke. 2 count.
Punk picks up Burke and nails him with a back breaker then goes for the cover. 2 count.
Punk starts kicking Burke then picks him up. Punk gets Burke in the corner and sits him on the top rope.
Punk climbs the ropes and Burke punches him twice knocking him off the ropes.
Dreamer punches Burke and Burke almost falls off the ropes but Dreamer catches him and Punk gets under Dreamer and flips both Burke and Dreamer to the mat. Punk goes for the cover on Dreamer. 2 count.
Punk goes to take Burke down and runs into Dreamer. Burke comes in to pick up the pieces but Punk grabs Burke and nails him with the GTS and goes for the cover.
WINNER – CM PUNK