Ill Start it off.....

"Ill Fuck You Til You Love Me Faggot"

"Ill eat his fucking heart. Praise be to allah"

I'm gonna list this one because I NEVER see it quoted, and the other quotes have all been used a million times. This is from a Tyson promo and its more of a funny Don King quote, but I'm going to use it anyway cuz its still my favorite Tyson moment.

(Don King and Tyson are on a beach somewhere, Mike is throwing food to the birds but their not coming over)

Mike: I guess their not hungry Don, their not coming over.

Don: (clearly not listening) Thats right Mike, Feed the birds! This is stupendous!


I just thought it was hilarious. Don and Mike are walking alogn the beach looking like they're having a man-to-man conversation, and DOn isn't even listening to him.

To a sportscaster: “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

On his declining career: "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

Responding to a reporter: “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

Recounting a childhood story to a reporter: "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

Hahaha! Tyson is the man!

Tyson is a psycho

ew ew what about the one where he's at the zoo and tries to bribe the worker to let him punch a gorilla in the nose (because the gorilla was being a bully)

" i'm an asshole and had to bite holyfield's ear off because he is a better fighter and i can't beat him"

"Spinal"

this should just be stickied.

http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html

infantile retard always makes me laugh

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Jim Gray:Is it true you came into this fight sick or injured?
Tyson:I broke my back.
Jim Gray:What a vertebrae or what portion?
Tyson: Spinal.

LOLZ..

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This is a good compilation of Mikes gems...true gold!
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"can i atleast get a blowjob"

"have a nice fight mike"

"fuhq off"

"ill eat your asshole alive"

"have a nice fight mike"

"fuhq off"

thats a gem when Mike tells to fuck off at the end of the interview.
Funny shit.

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

Tyson is a walking quote machine. As great as he was I think I may love him more for his interviews than his actual boxing. And also for staring in the greatest boxing game ever

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."


"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."

I liked the one where was talking to Razor Ruddock, I can't remember exactly how it went but it was something like this.

Razor: I'm talkin about class and you aint got none of that.

Mike: ... how dare you talk to me like that. I'm going to make you kiss me with them big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.


Hahahah

And the story he told where he went to the zoo, saw one silverback gorilla picking on the others, and offered one of the zoo employees 10 grand go let him in the cage to fight the silverback.

But if we're talking about Tyson related quotes, Mitch Green is the king.

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LOL, "Michelle 'Sissy' Tyson.... he's a HO-MO! Oh baby!"


"Mike Tyson is Tooty-Fruity, and Ima kick his booty"

Man mitch green might be the biggest crackhead in boxing history, which would in turn put him in the runnings for the biggest crackhead in history.

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."


"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."



"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

Mitch Green is groovy..

What the fuck is that thing in your av! Jesus!

its an offensive lookin thing...

Sometimes If u catch a glimpse of it out of the cnr of ur eye you jump a little out of shock.

I just want to torture the guy, stick bamboo shards under his nails, rip his eyebrows with masking tape, force him to watch as many john ruiz fights as i can find Clockwork Orange style

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."


Stacey McKinley: "He sees a guy beggin' in the street and he gives him a hundred dollars. I'll say, 'Man, y'know the guy's just gonna spend it on crack!' But he says, 'I leave it to Allah to judge him.'"

memorable although these are not among his more popular or infamous quotes:

Tyson disputed a story in a London tabloid that quoted him saying he was homeless and taking handouts from "unsavory characters." But he admitted his move to a simpler, quieter life hasn't been easy.

"I was addicted to chaos and that's why I've had a very difficult time settling into the person I am now," he said. "I never allowed chaos to stop being in my presence. Chaos was a really big influence on me."

Tyson said his biggest regret during his years of wild living was how much he trusted the wrong people with his money.

"The only reason people took advantage of me is because I allowed it," he said. "I'm a foolish man. I'm the most foolish person in the history of this sport."

Tyson said he's mentally ready to return to prominence.

"I have a strong internal fortitude when I'm really interested in doing something," he said. "Like when I have my mind made up to make a fool of myself, I'm very successful at doing that. If I have my mind made up to make a success of myself, I'm very able to do that as well."

these stand out in my mind bc they represent a side of tyson rarely seen & are some of the most genuine, intelligent, & introspective comments hes made publicly...

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills?"

hahaha

But if we're talking about Tyson related quotes, Mitch Green is the king.

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LOL, "Michelle 'Sissy' Tyson.... he's a HO-MO! Oh baby!"


"Mike Tyson is Tooty-Fruity, and Ima kick his booty"

Man mitch green might be the biggest crackhead in boxing history, which would in turn put him in the runnings for the biggest crackhead in history.

anybody know where to watch/download this fight?

I got Mike Tyson by death before 2010

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

oh damn I forgot about that one fucking priceless

I got Mike Tyson by death before 2010


:ban:

Tyson is the man.