View Full Version : Hans Burnett got KTFO


TBA
07-28-2007, 03:34 AM
This forums first and premier heel recently got knocked out in a fight.

Hans was a standout gimmick maker at Fight HQ and was one of the most productive gimmickers (K594) on this site early on. He eventually found a weakness in Ninja's armor by way of personal pictures and information and pushed our forum's creator beyond his limits and got the permanent ban. Ninja even left instruction to the mods to ban him on sight if he ever tries to register again.

NEW RULE! (FIRST EVER BANNING) MODS NOW HAVE THE ABILITY TO BAN HOWEVER ABUSE OF MODERATOR POWER IS NOT ALLOWED. ANY POSTER WHO APPEARS TO RESEMBLE HANS BURNETT WILL BE BANNED IMMEDIATLY. HE IS AN ENEMY OF THIS FORUM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND'S NOSE LOOKS LIKE HE HITS HER.
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?t=4804&highlight=ban+Hans

serioulsy hans is fuckin wierd he did a background check on me and posted my pics on this site I think he loves me and hates me both

But then Ninja seemed to soften and changed his ever forgiving mind:
You can post Hans. Im not gonna block you anymore I'm over it even though your probably in love with me.
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?t=4967&highlight=ban+Hans

I was bumping around the net and found that Fight HQ had reinstated one of his accounts (kimura594) and he linked to his Sherdog account (Hans Burnett), where he admitted to losing his last fight by knockout.

over hand right , i took it on the chin:umm:
http://www.fighthq.com/forum/showthread.php?p=551368#post551368

i cant remeber any of it realy but kevin said i tried to get up and i kinda stumbled and fell against the cage then just slumped over.....so yeah clean KO.
he goes dude ur laying there on ur back and i come in the cage and i go man are u all right??
he said i just kinda laughed and go "HAH DUDE I GOT KNOCKED OUT"
lol
classic shit man
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=486839&page=110

I guess I just made this thread as an excuse to talk about a fallen heel from the early days of the site. I'll bet at least Ninja will find the information about his nemisis interesting.

BRN
07-28-2007, 03:36 AM
uyyyyyy wtf iz dis shitz???

Aussie
07-28-2007, 04:29 AM
lol , man how long did it take you to research all that info

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 04:43 AM
http://combatsportsnetwork.com/rage-in-the-cage/rage-in-the-cage-98.html

Eloy welterweight Richie Reyes, representing Ghetto Grapplers, recorded the night’s only knockout with a flurry of punches that floored his opponent, Hans Burnett, just 1:52 into the first round. Reyes’ record now stands at 5-7 with four wins coming by way of knockout.


http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?FighterID=22522

I kinda feel sorry for him now.

The Fire
07-28-2007, 04:57 AM
Props to Hans for getting in there and doing it. I don't remember his posting at all though.

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:03 AM
There was a vid of him in a muay thai fight on youtube but ehhh.. it sort of ends the same way as the MMA fights.

The Fire
07-28-2007, 05:13 AM
There was a vid of him in a muay thai fight on youtube but ehhh.. it sort of ends the same way as the MMA fights.

:pics: or in this case, vids or stfu.

You gonna fly over for the East Coast gathering Ninj? Rory is doing it - you could get a plane ticket for a couple hundred bucks - I would be willing to pitch in $100 towards it...

CHE
07-28-2007, 05:42 AM
hans>ninja

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:46 AM
:pics: or in this case, vids or stfu.

You gonna fly over for the East Coast gathering Ninj? Rory is doing it - you could get a plane ticket for a couple hundred bucks - I would be willing to pitch in $100 towards it...

Wish I could, this sounds like the best one yet.

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:47 AM
hans>ninja

Bruce>Che

CHE
07-28-2007, 05:48 AM
Bruce>Che

hit a nerve eh?

guess him givin up teh ass for his rep back really made an impression:owned:

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:48 AM
hit a nerve eh? :owned:

tumbleweed

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:49 AM
still a bit miffed at me Che?

CHE
07-28-2007, 05:50 AM
still a bit miffed at me Che?

for what?

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:51 AM
nm then

CHE
07-28-2007, 05:52 AM
nm then

exactly.

must be sumthin on your mind that u wanna bring up?

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:53 AM
exactly.

must be sumthin on your mind that u wanna bring up?

nothing that I give a shit about

The Fire
07-28-2007, 05:53 AM
Wish I could, this sounds like the best one yet.

Why can't you?

CHE
07-28-2007, 05:54 AM
nothing that I give a shit about

then :stfu:

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 05:56 AM
then :stfu:

:stupid:

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 06:00 AM
Why can't you?

I'm in the middle of running over 10,000 feet of fence. Thats why I havent posted much the past two weeks.

CHE
07-28-2007, 06:00 AM
:stupid:

:banthem:

CHE
07-28-2007, 06:01 AM
I'm in the middle of running over 10,000 feet of fence. Thats why I havent posted much the past two weeks.

good, this place is better without you. just admin and dont post.

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 06:02 AM
good, this place is better without you. just admin and dont post.

:wah:

CHE
07-28-2007, 06:04 AM
:wah:

i was waiting for you to start crying

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 06:05 AM
i was waiting for you to start crying

Ernesto Guevara is a loser

:owned:

CHE
07-28-2007, 06:07 AM
Ernesto Guevara is a loser

:owned:

jericho is a fag :owned: :owned:

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 06:09 AM
*jericho is a *fag :owned: :owned:

*the cliq

*gay

CHE
07-28-2007, 06:14 AM
*the cliq

*gay

http://rubbermallet.org/blacksarestrongest.gif

xhale
07-28-2007, 01:35 PM
how do we know hes not lying....








not that you would want to lie about that

deegs
07-28-2007, 03:08 PM
how do we know hes not lying....








not that you would want to lie about that


maybe he should post a vid as proof...oh wait..

ninjashoes
07-28-2007, 03:41 PM
maybe he should post a vid as proof...oh wait..

lmao

xhale
07-29-2007, 12:07 AM
:gojerkit:

deegs
07-29-2007, 12:09 AM
is all for jokes, bro