Last night was probably the most amazing thing I've ever seen and heard in one night. Let me give you a little info on my uncle here.... now he used to box a few years back and still has some technique left...... but now alcohol mostly consumes his life.............

So i go to a party with him and his friends and everything is going good until one of his "friends", tries to bare hug him and throw him into the pool. My uncle has a cigg in his mouth and in the process got burnt on his eye lid. So animal instinct of course kicks in and he throws an elbow and the guy is backing away.

Then another fucker comes in running swinging at this point i'm kind of in shock wondering what the hell is happening. So the dude comes in swinging at my uncle head down babalu style throwing some leather. My uncle capitaloized by throwing 2 upper cuts that connected and sent the dude face first to the ground.

When he hit the floor my uncle yells out "yeah and my nephew fucked yer girlfriend!".

Now im standing there with a few girls around me and they start looking at me and i start laughing my fucking ass off.... the best fucking shit i've ever seen and heard like i said in one night... classssiiccccc I really did fuck his girlfriend that's the best part.

meh

hajaha double pwned! great story mate. Nothing like seeing people get their asses kicked when it's deserved. Kudos on fucking that guy's lady. pics?

jajajajajajaja

jajaja my nephew fucked your girlfriend

hajaha double pwned! great story mate. Nothing like seeing people get their asses kicked when it's deserved. Kudos on fucking that guy's lady. pics?



I will get pictures of the whore i worked my G N P on.

hahahaha. thats awesome.

i wonder what those girls thought.

p.s.
i'd rep you but im out.

ima try teh head down babalu style...good tip

raped

this further proves that strikers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grappler fags

this further proves that strikers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grappler fags

wtf? oh cause of the bear hug? I hardly consider that a "grappler fag" more so than a drunken douchebag.

wtf? oh cause of the bear hug? I hardly consider that a "grappler fag" more so than a drunken douchebag.

ohh he's just getting his bag

none of them did any grappling man haha the first guy was just drunk all of them were.


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shes the first on yer left.

this further proves that strikers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grappler fags

Grrrrrr.

Too bad you are neither - both pwn wannabes.

high def video or werk. j/k.

none of them did any grappling man haha the first guy was just drunk all of them were.


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shes the first on yer left.

Mmmmmm - jailbait.

middle one is hawt. the one you banged is cute. id bang the 3rd one ofcourse, id use the meat sack shes carrying as a gut as cushion

jajaja great story! and those girls at the party probly wanna fuck ya now.

War Uncles!

Grrrrrr.

Too bad you are neither - both pwn wannabes.

any time old man, any time

any time old man, any time

Yawn. Like I said buddy, I could let you fight Vale Tudo and I would destroy you using just jiu jitsu - I would not even have to throw a single strike - lucky for you, cause my kees and elbows would crumble that "concrete" head of yours.

Get your loser buddies together and recycle all your dust off cans for the gas money to Gettysburg for the gathering - I will even pay for your food, beer and camping while there just to get my pwning of you on tape for the rest of the ninjabros to enjoy.

VALE TUDO 4 LYFE!!!

any time old man, any time

BTW

Old men who actually train > little boy wannabes

jajaja great story! and those girls at the party probly wanna fuck ya now.

War Uncles!



Seriously major props to the uncle he fought like 2 heads pretty much.... fucker had the balls to say that man classic quote

"ya and my nephew fucked yer girlfriend!!!".



seriously fucking owned man i almost fell down in laughter........


and yeah those girls definitely want to fuck.

hey jason

next fight, you should headbut the guys fists right off the bat

Yawn. Like I said buddy, I could let you fight Vale Tudo and I would destroy you using just jiu jitsu - I would not even have to throw a single strike - lucky for you, cause my kees and elbows would crumble that "concrete" head of yours.

Get your loser buddies together and recycle all your dust off cans for the gas money to Gettysburg for the gathering - I will even pay for your food, beer and camping while there just to get my pwning of you on tape for the rest of the ninjabros to enjoy.

VALE TUDO 4 LYFE!!!




:uyyy:

pretty much deserved it

I hate when people horse around or try to fuck with me when I'm not in the mood.

I dont mean joking around I hate the dudes who come up and twist your nipples in a homoerotic way.

pretty much deserved it

I hate when people horse around or try to fuck with me when I'm not in the mood.

I dont mean joking around I hate the dudes who come up and twist your nipples in a homoerotic way.


agreed.

Yawn. Like I said buddy, I could let you fight Vale Tudo and I would destroy you using just jiu jitsu - I would not even have to throw a single strike - lucky for you, cause my kees and elbows would crumble that "concrete" head of yours.

Get your loser buddies together and recycle all your dust off cans for the gas money to Gettysburg for the gathering - I will even pay for your food, beer and camping while there just to get my pwning of you on tape for the rest of the ninjabros to enjoy.

VALE TUDO 4 LYFE!!!

We can start a canned food drive to feed jason. Chances are he wont be eating solid food for a while after this if and when he attends.

We can start a canned food drive to feed jason. Chances are he wont be eating solid food for a while after this if and when he attends.

fire will go to town with armbars and kimuras too, he won't be lifting any cans lets get him a nurse to feed him and give him sponge baths

she's available
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narb repped

ol

lol

Noooooooo lol...

We can start a canned food drive to feed jason. Chances are he wont be eating solid food for a while after this if and when he attends.

hahaha

*tranny surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! PWNT

meh


+1

thats a good av picture.

Haha pretty funny shit man.

:uyyy:

You don't want me to get started on you again bro!

uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You don't want me to get started on you again bro!

WTF?

WTF?

:focus:

are u watching pro elite on mmatv?

fire will go to town with armbars and kimuras too, he won't be lifting any cans lets get him a nurse to feed him and give him sponge baths

she's available
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this thread went from good, to awesome in with this post.

HOF

HOF

i didnt want to spoil it wit saying that. u cant call your own thread a HOF thread.

i didnt want to spoil it wit saying that. u cant call your own thread a HOF thread.



You're talking to resin now the o.g. mack daddy kush of this board ass face.















:wah: - in other words.

You're talking to resin now the o.g. fag* daddy kush of this board ass face.















:wah: - in other words.

fixed*

ouch he knows how to use his edit button.

ouch he knows how to use his edit button.

:flag 2:

this further proves that strikers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grappler fags

for someone that dangles from a BJJ "prodigy"s nutbag as hard as you do, you sure seem to bash grapplers an aweful lot lately.

it's okay Che you're not really mad at me you're really mad about you're youth and how you're dick never went into any vagina.

it's okay Che you're not really mad at me you're really mad about you're youth and how you're dick never went into any vagina.

my youth>yours

but u still got many years to make up for it

oh boy

best thread ever. Ninja's pissed already.

best thread ever. Ninja's pissed already.

i think i got the ball rollin in the other thread, but u should finish it off res

I'm in a rage

I'm in a rage

close your eyes and start banning ppl randomally

I'm in a rage

cage rage

I have roid rage, I was getting buff to prepare for when I eventually meet up with Fire since he grapples everyone.

I have roid rage, I was getting buff to prepare for when I eventually meet up with Fire since he grapples everyone.

werk.

u will never meet any of us.

this further proves that strikers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grappler fags

these werent grapplers.
they were assholes by the pool

werk.

u will never meet any of us.

I will eventually its inevitable. I can't just fly across the country though at anytime and I refuse to let anyone pay my way, its not how I do things. Trust me I have wanted to go to every gathering especially the Pride meetup. I've already told everybody if they come to Seattle that would be great.

these werent grapplers.
they were assholes by the pool


They were assholes all over the place .... i was the only humble asshole.

fuck u fire, dont ever rag on my best friend you piece of shit...would you beat me in a fight...hell probably, but when you piss off an angry kid, you get a fuckin bat to ur face

fuck u fire, dont ever rag on my best friend you piece of shit...would you beat me in a fight...hell probably, but when you piss off an angry kid, you get a fuckin bat to ur face



Jason has the heart of a warrior.^^^^

Jason has the heart of a warrior.^^^^

jason's warrior hear> even tanner's

^^^ true dat